Proper coffee, good cheese and ground pepper. Also, tea snob. White tea with pomegranate, from twinings is excellent.
Anyone who adds milk and sugar to hot drinks wants fucking shooting. Peasants.

Alt, I did yes, I think most kids do, although pribably nowadays, it'll be a blog.

Alt alt. They're crusty.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Coffee should always be black.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You're verging dangerously close to Noel territory here.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Harsh words Al.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Wouldn't that be anti-noel?
Leon, if you will.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Is this a compliment?
Noel lives in the North West province.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Bollocks.
Tea = PG tea bag, hot water, milk, none, one, OR two sugars. Not more, granted, but milk is a legal requirement in tea and sugar's allowable.

Anything else is pretentious nonsense.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:29, Reply)

Fuck that, tea in milk is rank.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:30, Reply)

Your face is rank

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Bullshit.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:31, Reply)

disagreeing with you Vag.
You cunt.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

milk in first, pre used teabag into a glass, 4 sugars and hot water from the tap.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

That sounds like the worst cup of tea in history.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Sounds like lukewarm sugared water to me
tea should be strong, not look like magnolia emulsion.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Don't knock it until you try it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Four sugars?
Buy a baseball cap and a cheap tracksuit please. Then oiss off.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

No YOU oiss off!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

You're just taking the oiss now

(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

No wonder he's oissed off.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Online typo lols.
I refuse to edit.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I'M VERY ANGRY ABOUT YOUR DESCRIPTION OF TEA-MAKING ON THE INTERNET
I FEEL THAT WE SHOULD DEBATE LONG AND HARD ABOUT THIS AND LET THE POSTS GET INCREASINGLY MORE PERSONAL.
YOU WILL DEFINITELY BE MORE UPSET THAN ME.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:46, Reply)

I AM VERY SERIOUS ABOUT MY TEA TECHNIQUE OBVIOUSLY

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

THAT MUCH IS CLEAR

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

AS THREE PEOPLE NOTICED

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:48, Reply)

AS IS HIS TEA

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Maybe we need some clari-tea.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I can see straight through this argument , etc....

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

your mum makes a nice cup of tea.
Just after I've put my Willy in her, and pulled it out a bit, then put it all the way back in, then out a bit again, and then just carried on doing that for a bit till my Willy goes fizzy.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

As long as it doesn't fizz in the tea,
this is permissable.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)

half a sugar for me please

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Pretentious nonsense is something you clearly have no time for.

I mean, look at your profi...hang on a minute.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Hello Monty.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Hello 'The Frankie Dettori of knobs'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Nice sig.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

'He pulled another dark, mysterious tea bag from the box......

...alone. No milk left........

Perhaps the lead he had picked up from the docks....in the dark, dark rain.....might help....



Dark.'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&frm=1&source=video&cd=1&ved=0CDoQtwIwAA&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DJEjk_lnsLU4&ei=drsfUOjHH-Wd0QX0roGgDg&usg=AFQjCNGyyhF-JDfHxz92WkHv1d-_ftsSbQ
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

What is that, please?
It looks rather psychedelic, but then most things do, to me.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Funnybones, childrens TV from the early ninties. The lyrics in the title sequence are:
In a dark, dark town there was a dark, dark street
and in the dark, dark street there was a dark, dark house,
and in the dark, dark house there were some dark, dark stairs
and down the dark, dark stairs there was a dark, dark cellar
and in the dark dark cellar….
three skeletons lived!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Ah, I see.
By which I mean 'oh LOL!!!!!'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

It's a book from the early 80s.
By Janet and Allan Ahlberg.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

YOU'RE a book from the early 80s.
www.amazon.co.uk/My-kangaroo-Fanny-Lies-Wiegman/dp/0207954143
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

hahaha, you should have saved this for Poppet really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

It was the most popular book in the school library

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Publisher: Angus and Robertson; First British Edition edition (1970)
That is you 'well sussed'

*licks finger and points*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Oh man I am SO ZINGED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Milk? InTEA???
You savage
(Kid Presentable, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Quite right.
They'll be adding salt to food next. Pricks.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)