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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Breaking news:
Mika, is gay. Shocking eh???

I think I'm going to get a dominoes 2 for tuesday tonight, what's the best dominoes pizza?

I bet you all love dominoes.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:43, 207 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I find after a couple of slices I feel bloated and greasy
I'd much rather have a thin crust "proper" pizza anyday. Or make your own, piece of piss, genuinely.

I assumed hoped he was dead. Is this a desperate attempt to rvive his career?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Mmmmm bloated and greasy mmmmm

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
pretty standard for B3ta

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Shock, horror(!)
None of them, go to a local takeaway instead, they'll often be better, and cheaper.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
The dominoes in MK are actually much better than most.
their uk head office is here so they seem to be kept in line.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Fair enough, the one in Macc is awful.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Darth will be pleased.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Dominoes' pizza recipe and business model:

1. Take a shoddy pizza.
2. Add lard and pastry.
3. ???
4. PROFIT

... and they seem to make it work. How do they do that?
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
The ??? is "charge £15"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I'm astonshed how expensive pizza is
considering it is basically cheese on toast
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
No wonder there's a shitty pizza place every ten feet in London.
License to print money.

cf 'fried chicken'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
thankfully they're all broken up by endless shitty 24hour mini marts run by turks, or I don't know how Londoners would ever survive

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
What I wouldn't give to have a local Turkish market near where I live.
It's that and the cheap Chinese that I miss.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Green Lanes is the worlds biggest shitty 24 hour turkish mini mart
tru fact
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
'Chick O' Ribs'
food of the impoverished urban community, because in Shepherds Bush they have a great affinity with the black communities of the Southern USA
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Veg-A-Roma if I order from them.
Usually I'll just walk down to M&S, though.

I much prefer Dominos to other pizza delivery places
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
Papa Johns is better if you are talking chains

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
It definitely is.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
This is a pointless claim
Most chains operate franchises, so there is no real consistency across the chain apart from possibly where they order their supplies from.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
supplies, recipes and equipment will all be the same

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
You could provide the same supplies, recipes and equipment to three people in the same kitchen
and end up with three different end results.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
of course, but they have to work to brand guidelines or will lose their ftranchise
yes there will be differences, but it's not like one will shit out a pizza and the other a Beef Stew made with dog
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
What about the personalisation?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
you mean like arranging the ingredients in to swear words?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
Writing the name of the customer on the box?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
wrapping the pizza around their willy so you can eat it easier?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
50p extra per ingredient innit

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
That's bollocks.
The terms of some/many/most/all franchises include specified suppliers so that can protect their brand, they train the staff at a central location etc.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
See above.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
But we're talking about pizza assembly here.
I put it to you that they will be pretty much identical from all branches.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I put it to you that TUP is being a pizza spaz and should DHAAKH

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I put it to you both
That you are a couple of quenders and should fuck off forthwith.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
I put it to you
that your terrible judgement re /OT mod renders your opinion on any other matter completely irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I put it in you
And you love it, you slut.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I put it to you that not only are you right in every way
but that he could also do with a kick in the fucking face whilst we're about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
If pizza assembly is that simple
Why are there so many shit brands out there?
I put it to you that this argument is shit and dull.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

SO'S YOUR FACE!!!!!

LOL!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Because they are shit and cunts.
No-one is claiming that these ghastly franchises are any good, merely that each branch is likely to be the same kind of shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I watched Undercover Boss doing Pizza Go Go, and it seems you're half right.
One rank place proofed dough ever 3 days in bin bags on a disgusting freezer, and left frozen food out for days...., another one did fresh dough twice a day.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
The best dominoes is the one you don't get lol !
srs that shits nasty. I don't noe who mika is, this must be the fault of my cultural vacuum
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
He's a bent singer.
Hth xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
cheers blud

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Likes fat chicks apparently

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

ch d

according to your thread.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
That's such a gay man thing to say
They don't have to peel apart the bulging flesh to find their hairy sweat boxes
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
what's there not to like about fat chicks
captain cavey's my current favouite board fat chick
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Bed sores

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
more holes to fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Homone imbalances mean they have hairy chins.
(plural)
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
I heard Cavey has full beards like everywhere, anal, face the lot
it helps with her larp character of 'dungeon fat mess level fourtytwo'
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Is this one of those stories where you meet some fat dumb bunt who claimed he chirped her in a club that one time?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
alright gonz,
i don't understand this post.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Everyone is right, Dominoes are fucking vile.
They're also grotesquely overpriced.

My local place (which several B3tans have joined me at) is ace and you get about 14 inch pizza for around seven quid.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Do they deliver then?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
No but you can collect.
If I call when I get on the bus at Old St it's ready by the time I get there.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
No, but they do do lamb, chicken or fish...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
Die.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Can I not just LTI?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
New management, new rules.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Yeah, but you dropped out and trherefore have no power over me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Then I shall just have to resort to vigilantism.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
Sometimes I just want junk food,
it's very junky food.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
ignore what i said below,
take the 15 quid or so you would have spent on pizza, buy as much special brew as you can with a tenner, and the biggest kebab you can find with a fiver and i bet you will feel better tomorrow than you will after eating the shit from dominoes.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I have a shit ton of homebrew cider and stout.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
yes...

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I like the one with two bases with a sauce in the middle.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
That's because you are a fat fuck
HTH xx
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Don't make me agree with what everyone already thinks about you.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
this is very passive agressive

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
Your mum passived some of her aggressive over my face.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
you wish
no really, I think you probably do
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
i reckon instead of getting a domino pizza,
you should just kill yourself.

I like a plain old pepperoni, it's the only one they do that doesn't look someone vomited on my pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
THATS MEAN

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
possibly.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Pepperoni, mushrooms, black olives and jalapenos.
BANG ON.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
why are you being such a cunt today?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Poppet bullied me, so now I have to bully someone else.
It's the circle of, err, bullying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
she seemed a little grumpy earlier.
probably on the blob or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
You know what those birds are like!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
I like that idea, I also quite like onion on top as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
and sweetcorn

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)
pineapple?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
you disgust me

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
why are you being such a cunt today?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
He really is isn't he, The Hawian penis

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
Fucking Hawaiian penis.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
This might be an unpopular opinion here
But I'm going to come out with it anyway.
I quite like pineapple on a pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
you stupid mouthwrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
I like it too.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
mouth
wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
You are vegetarian
consequently you are not allowed an opinion on food
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
she's also a mouthwrong.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
fuck you and your olives

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
This
Fucking olivey cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
What would Popeye say?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
I reckon you should all develop full-blown AIDS.
HTH

xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Just directa your feetsa to Daddy Greens pizza
www.imdb.com/title/tt0089461/
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
*gets 'the glow'*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
I have never eaten Dominos pizza
or just plain dominos
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
I saw in Sainsbury's the other day that Quorn have introduced some pepperoni style slices to their range for adding to pizzas.
Why don't some of you omnivores have a go at getting angry about that?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
sounds shit
Although, I hate to think what is in the meat on pizzas, or how it was bred.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
or the spunky hands that put them together

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Why would I get angry at that?
Vegetarians have already proven themselves more than capable of poor decision making skills, a further decision to eat Quorn really only confirms it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Perhaps it's nice?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Yeah, perhaps, except it isn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
it is.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
there seems to be a lot of mouth wrongness here today.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)
you have the prettiest mouth on OT

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
Nope.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Fuck dominoes
shit pizza, shit sauces, stupidly expensive.

FUCK DOMINOES.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
this^
My local pizza place is consistently excellent
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
you mean, when your mum puts a tesco value pizza in the oven for you?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Precisely.


Well precisely if when you say 'mum' you mean 'dad' and when you say 'pizza' you mean 'cock' and when you say 'the oven' you mean 'his arse'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
my eyes have been opened

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:24, Reply)
A cock in your arse will do that

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)
genuine officelol

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Much like Sporto's weary old anus.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I like it when it winks at me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
It is consistently excellent though
As you well know
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
I have never, and never will, let your dad bum me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
+again

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
+ today, a dozen times before lunch is more than enough
I look like someone over filled an eclair
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Yes, yes I do
Mum's special sauce is nommy
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Good skills Chompy
A lot of people try to think of an interesting question that might provoke some discussion and debate. Then add an alt q to keep it varied and include those who have no opinion on the main q.

You simply mention a brand of pizza and then sit back and let everyone argue about whose taste is the worst.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Food threads always get these cunts talking.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
It bothers me how easily it goes from food
to arse sex on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
Food comes out your arse eventually.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
SCIENCE!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
So does Plums hamster

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
sad times
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-19164236
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:28, Reply)
:(

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
Well he was 98, so had a good innings at aleast

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
His fucking hamster wasn't though, was it?
You uncaring CUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:34, Reply)
Hamsters are "fucking shit"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
BUT WHAT ABOUT HIS HAMSTER?!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:30, Reply)
RIP brah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t3mz52S5ulk
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:32, Reply)
*sobs uncontrollably*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
I don't like Dominos pizza
What do you think of that, eh?
(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Oh man
watch out everyone, we've got a bad-ass over here.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Such a controvertial opinion on here as well.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
as long as it likes pizza
we're OK
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
IT?
Well I'm shocked.
(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
I wasn't sure of your gender
so I went for a non gender pronoun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
You could've asked :(

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
oh KP,
i still love you, you big beautiful woman.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
You only want me because I'm black

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
back that fine black ass over here, so i can cover it in cream.
surprising /ac.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
Surprising
yet EROTIC
(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
seems rude
asking about your genitals
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I disagree
If we can't talk about something as normal as willy/minges, then where are we?
(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Best just to ask for a gaz pic of them.
Just to be safe
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
Are you going to surrender, run away or collaborate with him?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:40, Reply)
All of them, obviously.
b, a, then c for the long game.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Sensible policies
KRONEY FOR TOP MOD!
(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I'm not ashamed

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
Look KP no one wants any trouble, ok?
You seem like a decent chap, so lets not allow this to get out of hand.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
We cool de la

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
+ soul
The Stakes are High here
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
welcome to my ignore list.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
You sorry son of a bitch

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
I have not had a dominoes
for a while, now. They are yummy and nommy, yet make you feel like you have severely abused your body afterwards (and not entirely in a good way). Go for pepperoni or that one with lots of meat and mushrooms and things
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
Speaking as someone who was marketing director of Pizza Hut a few years ago I must advise you NOT to eat any chain's pizzas.
Ridiculously cheap ingredients with horrendously high levels of fat, sugar and salt that cost pence to make. Avoid.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:42, Reply)
yet still delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)
what's your favourite food ever?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
UR MUM PROBLY!

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
well,
you really are a firey one today, how about you have a glass of warm milk, and a little sit down for a bit eh?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I'm dizzy on Irn Bru!

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
irish eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Manx-Spanish actually

(Kid Presentable, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
a no-tail, then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
*shrugs*
I like sweet things mostly and could probably eat caramel cheesecake or something until I have to be lifted from my sofa using a crane
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I fondly remember the Pizzaland chain.
My brother was banned from all branches for life, following an incident involving LSD.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Why am I not surprised by this?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I have to say, I wasn't terribly surprised at the time.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I'm having one of those days
where everyone seems to look at me like they recognise me. It happened yesterday, but I thought that was the traces of facepaint on my eyes. Today I am cleaner, yet it still happens. Have I been on TV and not realised?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
well that explains it
what was I on? Crimewatch?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
How big is your house spin off
called how big is your arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
The BeeGee's less successful, post marriage follow-up

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
There's a whole family living in there

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
"there's plenty of space for us and the kids,
we've got an upstairs bathroom now, and the garden is coming along. The only downside is the smell."
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Not TV. The internet.
You remember that video I promised I wouldn't upload? Yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)
it'll affect your
reputation, too, though, and you've got an election to think of!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
He had an 'election' in the video too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
racism
on the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
You are collect.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)
My reputation would hardly suffer.
You're confused because you don't know what my reputation actually is. Aside from entirely undeserved, obv.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
you're french

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
A reputation of a being a MOTH FEARING MARY.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I'm not as ashamed of that one as you might think.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Not since January
theaudioperv.com/2012/01/10/johnny-winter-to-make-first-tv-appearance-in-thirty-years-on-letterman-this-thursday-112/
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)
I've put on a lot of weight and tits since then

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
New thread please.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Kroney broke this one

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
mine was a disaster,
i might never start one again.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
GOOD

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)
you're getting close to an ignore mister,
don't push me,
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
You'll miss me.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
Oh shush!!!! It was LOVELY!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Ok here's what I'm going to have.
Onions
Mushrooms
Red and green peppers
Olives
Double pepperoni.

The best choice I'm sure you'll agree.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Half of these pricks would rather have pineapple than olives, Chomp - they're fucking retards.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
To be honest, we both knew that a long time ago.
They're the sort who like bbq sauce on their pizzas.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I fucking hate the wankers. I really do.
You're the only good one on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I don't even like it if someone else in the same room has BBQ sauce
It fucking stinks.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:09, Reply)
Woah there
Who said instead of?
I like both.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
I've heard that about you.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I've only just found out.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 7 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

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