Okay, so we've established that B3th is the new "Super Secret" OT mod
what do we think of this situation?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:47, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Good choice. Been here for a number of years, calm, doesn't appear to take sides.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

...Nothing better to do

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I think this was the eeciding factor.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

What's a super secret mod?
One too embarrassed to admit it?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

One who doesn't tell you your a massive racist.
But thinks it anyway.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Ah, ta for clearing that up.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Alright Bernard, got any jokes today?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I think giving moderator powers to someone with a long history of mental illness is a brave decision
tearing down our prejudices against the mentally infirm. It would have been more inclusive if she was black, but we've managed to chase all the darkies away
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Also being physically disabled & transgender would have helped fill any required 'quota'.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

all her bones have disintegrated with her osteoartritis, she's actually a giant slug like creature confined to a wheelchair
that's why she never leaves the house
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Ssssshhhhh.
Don't tell everyone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Gonna 'fess up?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Why don't you get Al to do it for me?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Ha ha.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

B3ta is a paedo nonce who makes her husband watch as she gets motorboated by large groups of men
She likes being the receiver at Bukakke parties and doesn't wash her face for three days afterwards.
( Peej, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

To be honest, it wasn't really meant to be a secret
which is a good job, seeing as battered obviously can't keep a secret for toffee.
I just didn't think it was a good idea to come blazing in shouting about how I have dominion over all of you and mwah hah haaaaaaaaah etc.

Anyway, you all better behave now, or else.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

I'm preparing a list of people who need banning

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

*/offtopic tumbleweeds*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

To be honest, they didn't trust me with the banhammer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

ha ha ha ha ha
fucking hell that's a massive insult. The most active part of b3ta and they can't be bothered to mod it, and don't even trust any of us to be able to ban anyone else.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

'The most active part of b3ta' - really?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

He meant the most autistic

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

So you can basically edit posts, and that's it?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

And delete them!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

rob fucks kids

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

There may be other things too. I haven't played with all the buttons.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Basically painted a big target on yourself right there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Which is why I didn't come in shouting about being a mod.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

THANKS BATTERED YOURE THE BEST!
edit: can I ignore 2.0 you?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Probably. I don't know.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

can you read all the shit backstabbing weird creepy gazzes that inevitably populate everyones gaz box?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

They're encrypted,
but cr3 has said the encryption is lazy and not hard to get round or something.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

This would be interesting
and entertaining.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I don't think so.
I haven't tried.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

You could read your brothers and rootas sex gazes!

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

By posts per month, yep.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

I did not know this. I know the site traffic is down overall more than 10% over the last 3 months according to Alexa.
EDIT: see here: www.alexa.com/siteinfo/b3ta.com#
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

What happened Q1 2011, massive spike there.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

No mention of Joel in the newsletter, this brought loads of people back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Rob probably got sued or something.
Or wasn't there a thing on Jonathon Ross about sikipedia.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Have you been on /talk recently?
It is like a graveyard.
That is why so many talkers keep popping up on here. They are lonely and need love.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Ban battered first.
he broke the first rule of mod club.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

let's see the list anyway

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

i'm going to need a bigger pen

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:25, Reply)

+is
i'm sorry

but sometimes the obvious ones just drop right into your lap
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Excellent motto for a stripper

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

i would have thought that would be "desperate enough to rape a rapist"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:36, Reply)

That's hookers
Strippers are the ones you're not allowed to touch. EVERYONE believes that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

So we should all gaz our problems to you?
No matter how small or trivial.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

am i being naive in saying i, for one, welcome our new overlord
or lady

is it like testing god to ask you to prove it?!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Go on b3th, prove it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I think I know where your user name is...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

No you fucking don't

(althegeordie is not really a geordie, is really a virgin, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Hahahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I find your lack of faith disturbing

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I find your lack of interest in vagina disturbing.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 14 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)