its fucking hilarious,
there was a big fella who turned round and threatened to thump me one if i didn't fuck off mind.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:35, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

I know what I'm going to be doing tonight now.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i don't want you to hit me.
:(
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Rightly so. I'm fuckin' NAILS, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)

No More

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Hey Windy
I've burnt my hand pretty bad on cooking oil. What's the best thing to stop it from hurting?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Not to burn it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Where were you 20 minutes ago?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Throwing hot cooking oil around

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

oh,
if it's been 20 minutes the main damage is done.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)

fire

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)

I'm not certain that will help

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

Seriously, it really hurts
It's gone all Freddy Kruger-wrinkly
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Just dream its all better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)

Will I ever play the violin again?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)

Just try it
and voila!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)

Try pouring a different type of oil on it.
You know, like how you're supposed to pour white wine onto red wine spillages.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)

I've only got truffle oil
Fucked if I'm wasting that on an injury. It's delicious and expensive
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)

cold running water, for a good five minutes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Yeah, I've been doing that
Cheers Monce. If I die you can have one of my guitars
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)

go down the chemist and get some aqueous cream,
smother hand in aqueous cream, put had in to thin plastic bag like a sandwich bag, put hand in ice for a long time.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Ah, I think we have some of that
Nice one WP. Luv u x x x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)

only if the skin isn't broken,
otherwise it will sting like a motherfucker and get infected, if the skin is cracked, ice bath, just get a bucket full of iced water and keep your hand in it for a bit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)

RAAAGGH!!
The skin is broken and it stings like the proverbial motherfucker.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)

sorry about that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Shut it
Cheers mate x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)

Ok, got some ice on it now
Panic over, thanks everyone.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

wait, when you say a bad burn, how bad?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)

By your standards, probably not BAD bad
But it's probably the worst burn I've ever had. Between my first and middle finger...red raw and the skin around it has sort of puffed up and solidified. It looks...unpleasant.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)

yeah,
did you put it under cold water immediately? if not, then the damage is done.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)

I did

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

then do what i said before, aqueos and ice cures all ills,
I was working in a kitchen a few years ago, and of the kps slipped and put his hand in to one of the fryers, up to the elbow. Aqueous cream, and an ice pack and he has minimal scarring.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Christ almighty

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)

he would have walked on the oil or turned it to gin or something

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

we need pictures for a proper diagnosis

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)

That means a lot, Tee Aitch. A LOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)

Alcohol by mouth, and lots of it.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Best idea yet

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 15 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)

i might go to the pub.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 15 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)