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Gid moaning.
My team won the pub quiz last night, which means I have been on the winning team two weeks running. Which is nice.
What pattern tie are you wearing today? I would divulge details of mine, but I fear mockery from you autistic arselickers.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:12,
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latest was 12 years ago)
Well the alt cuts out all the women
You sexist gaylord
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:13,
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You love gays, dozer is acting gay, dozer wants your love.
Or at least a reach around
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:16,
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ist y
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:18,
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My ex wife sometimes wore a suit and tie for work.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:50,
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wife husband
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:54,
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She definitely had tits. Nice ones, too. And no cock.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:58,
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post-op?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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Dunno, she's dead so I can't ask her.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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right,
well, god rest her soul and all that.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:28,
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There did appear to be some kind of wound there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:27,
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Christ, did you shag her as well?
No wonder I divorced her.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:30,
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I've rarely worn a tie for work in ages
Also, haven't been to a pub quiz in yonks, never won one as I'm pants at sport and TV questions, good excuse for a few beers and lots of banter as I recall.
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:29,
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There always seems to be a good atmosphere at a busy pub quiz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:41,
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I write a pub quiz every week,
and no longer enjoy attending them. But we used to have a good team once upon a time.
I don't think I've worn a tie in years.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:41,
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Any decent questions asked?
Challenge me, damn you!
No tie for me.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:42,
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um, who is the bentest OTer?
Ans: me.
Checked out Carpathian yet?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:45,
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If I had the time, I would do
Been working every night this week, haven't had much of a chance to do anything I enjoy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:46,
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sad times.
I was listening to Matthias Tanzmann this morning. You wouldn't like it.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:47,
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What happened PD?
I remember when you used to be funny.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:50,
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Before my time.
Morning Jeffo.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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do you mean in the 1990s?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:52,
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Morning Tangles.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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I was never funny.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:53,
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Dozer you utter bender.
Did you hear that Jason Noble of Rachel's has died?
I don't know his other band, Rodan, but I'm a big fan of Rachel's and I'm sure you must be too.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:50,
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actually, never heard them.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:51,
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You should look them up.
Post rock with added chamber orchestra.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:57,
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that sounds pretentious.
Everyone knows that the best music is prosaic, made by white guys and performed using traditional instruments. Everything else is shit and/or pretentious.
HTH xx
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 8:59,
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I don't wear ties for work unless I'm visiting a customer site
I'm not visiting a customer site today
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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alright sporty,
do you wear a suit?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:02,
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Are you thinking that if a cow can get a suit made, it should be possible for a pig?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:04,
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sportscow does not wear a suit
I wear shirts and trousers as we are "smart casual"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:05,
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ok,
i am going to a meeting with some of the big boys in a couple of days, and i've been told to wear "business casual" what the fuck does that mean.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:08,
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Wear a suit, but roll up the sleeves and trouser legs.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:10,
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when i said the big boys,
i was not referring to Duran Duran
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:14,
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hahaha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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A mankini with a collar and tie?
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:16,
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Not a suit, but trousers and a jacket
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:23,
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like this
?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:25,
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Nail on head
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:26,
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Surely "sports casual"?
A t-shirt featuring a chevron action flash worn with ice white shoes, ice white socks with double cadet stripes, green shorts and a tossed pink sweater to complete the look.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:09,
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sort of,
but more about building an image of sporty for my "wank bank"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:09,
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The cockgazzes not enough?
:o(
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:20,
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i'm a greedy wanker.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:21,
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They had that new Beckham Instinct on special offer down the phamacist yesterday, the shampoo and showergel one, so I thought I'd help the Becks out and give it a try.
It smells of generic buisnessman smell that is alright but a bit generic.
I dreamt that I was making chorizo and broadbeen rissoto for a sofa salesman in hell, which was a bit like Brent Cross Shopping Centre, and he was the devil, but he was alright, and had a sparkly suite.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:00,
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I have one of the Beckham aftershaves
It is very nice
That risotto sounds excellent
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:06,
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I am wearing shorts and a t-shirt so no tie for me
Morning bendoids
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 9:22,
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