Right now?
very little. A week before we were due to fly out, and with me having paid for almost everything, including his flights, tennis boy has just told me he's not coming on holiday.

Free trip to Barcelona, anyone?
(berk, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:40, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

But what will I tell my wife?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:43, Reply)

Sounds like a good idea.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:47, Reply)

Hang on
Why are you paying for his flights?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:48, Reply)

So you're technically being dumped.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

No
it is a money issue. I was also told off for not being supportive.
(berk, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

He sounds like a real charmer.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

"How much do I have to pay you?"
"£200 darling"
"I thought it was £15, love"
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

BIN.HIM.OFF
What a fucking tit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

There is a definite correlation: woman poster on B3ta = has a shit boyfriend/ husband.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Man poster on b3ta = married WELL above him

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

This is also true

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Yep. Definitely.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)

This is true
Especially poor Tourettes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

Sounds like you should try being more supportive

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

DTMFA.
For seriz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:48, Reply)

Are there too many blacks there?
Why are you still with that guy?
(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)

You can't choose who you fall in love with.
Some of us wouldn't choose the partners we have, if you could. Ask your missus...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)

I'm fucking charming and witty as you very well know you cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Of course you are dear.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Too fucking right.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

get a man shaped cushion to take

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:51, Reply)

Inflate-a-mate

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)

Now With Easy Clean Full Digestive Tract!
so you don't have to sit in restaraunts alone
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:54, Reply)

I hope this product is available in the shops

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)

there's a number of hideously ugly fat people on this very board who would jump at the apportunity to share the same room with another person let alone a woman

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

Not this weekend though, guild wars 2 is coming out.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

It could be worse. You could have drilled in to your left thumb like I did yesterday. It hurts. A lot.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:00, Reply)

You're bearing it with fortitude, though.
I've heardly heard you complain at all.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)

I don't think I've met a more stoic man

( Kroney, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:54, Reply)

when will there be pictures?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:03, Reply)

I did text a photo of it to Jeff yesterday in response to a question about my serious maiming.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)

it my throbbing cock
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Mods!!!!!

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Yes?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:12, Reply)

Surely that is a cunty mcwank thing to do.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 16:53, Reply)

Surely is.

(berk, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:09, Reply)

punch him up the prostate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:11, Reply)

I agree with those other people
he sounds like a douche.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:14, Reply)

Oh berk =(
Move on, he sounds more and more like a royal dickhead and treats you like a mug. Do you really need this kind of shit in your life?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 17:02, Reply)