Off TopicAre you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
(
rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
« Go Back | Popular
Highlight of the year so far?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:02,
153 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
I really enjoyed the sandwich I had on 15th of May(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:03,
Reply)
What was in the sandwich?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:09,
Reply)
i had a good sandwich/wrap for lunchi suspect it was better
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:09,
Reply)
way to ruin my year :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33,
Reply)
13th May as a whole for me, I'd saySpent a great day in the pub with friends, saw United fans turn from jubilation to tears, and kissed the missus for the first time.
(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:06,
Reply)
Miniape's first tooth, steps etcI look forward to all of your amusing sexual additions to this list
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:09,
Reply)
here you go Chompy, never say i don't do anything for youwww.moneysavingexpert.com/deals/travelodge-discounts
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:14,
Reply)
The first time I spent the weekend with my new homebrew equipment.(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Wow, I hope the Baroness doesn't read this...*gazzes*
(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:16,
Reply)
No, there have been better things than thisNo offence
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:15,
Reply)
how many?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:27,
Reply)
Well...at least...I dunno...maybe 7? Seven things better than this must have happened this year
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:28,
Reply)
All of us, by the looks of things.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:32,
Reply)
Wow, this place must be totally dead for you.I mean, it's pretty quiet for those of us who aren't ignoring anyone.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:41,
Reply)
Not reallyMost of them are the usual suspects, some of whom haven't been on here for a while. The others are just sniping non-contributing dickheads that I'm better off without.
Haven't missed much on here at all.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
are you actually joking? who are you ignoring?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:42,
Reply)
why aren't you ignoring Naked Apehe's pretty much off topics Baldrick
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:46,
Reply)
leave nakkers alone, He is the best of you all, and a modest gent to boot.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:01,
Reply)
Thats a bit fucking stupid.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:00,
Reply)
because you're a grown up, And are losing out on content because you're too childish to actually ignore someone, so you push robs little mollycoddle button.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:09,
Reply)
you could miss interesting/funny subthreads It's up to you I guess, but it does seem really childish to me if you can't just let people be, and ignore without need of a button.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:17,
Reply)
Interesting threads and subthreads are usually started by people who aren't shit. And the idea that any more than about 2% of whats written on here is worth reading is a joke.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
i agree, But there are also moments when a great subthread rises from the piles of shit.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:33,
Reply)
agreeing with the pig right hereif you've said or done something that makes someone think you are a cunt, sort it out, don't run away from it.
also agreeing with quentin. that feels weird.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:25,
Reply)
i think he has a neckbeard.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:31,
Reply)
i like the term mollycoddle buttoni shall be calling it this.
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:36,
Reply)
this is probably the highlight of my year.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:59,
Reply)
No neckbeard, sorryI've got a facebeard though, what was called a 'full set' at one time.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
i have a fucking stupid moustache.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:02,
Reply)
I didn't know you could do this.
(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:24,
Reply)
and jsut for that, i'm gonna gaz swipe and tell her to do it for you(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
...and you can't see this cos you have me on ignore!teeheeheeheeehee!
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
This could be excellent.www.guardian.co.uk/media/2012/aug/22/blakes-7-us-remake
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:20, Reply)
Yes, yes it could, thank you for bringing it to my attention./pricks
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
There have been lots of good moments this year, But my favourite was my birthday this year, loads of old family and friends came down and filled the pub with merriment and laughter, it was heaving and I knew every person and it was lovely.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:21,
Reply)
i did invite you.But you have stupid kids so can't drive to Oxford to get batshit drunk on a Tuesday. You melon.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:33,
Reply)
Oh, so now it's THEIR fault?Those fucking pricks. When will they leave me alone Windy? WHEN?
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34,
Reply)
16, they'll come home from school on their birthdayTo find the locks changed and all their stuff out on the road.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:58,
Reply)
Stupid kids ruin everything.It's like I said to my wife the other day:
OH MY GOD YOU'VE RUINED MY LIFE, YOU SILLY BITCH. WHY DID I EVER MARRY YOU??
We did laugh.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34,
Reply)
Funnily enoughI do feel a bit like Diana Ross
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:36,
Reply)
Every now and again...for no reason at all...We ALL feel a bit like Diana Ross
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:40,
Reply)
i look a bit like diana ross(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:54,
Reply)
So you're telling nothing at all has happened to you this year? at all?Because I've seen you posting messages in here, and that counts as something. So does having a bath.
(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:34,
Reply)
I smell AWFUL!Oh...that's...you already said that.
(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:40,
Reply)
how comes the norse added a k to words like knife and knight, but not to knorse, two hats?(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Because they're deliberately difficult people Quence(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:52,
Reply)
It's hard to give a decent linguistic explanation with an axe in your head.(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Discovering Tescos not only stocking Brewdog Hardcore IPAbut selling it half price, badged as Tesco finest American Double IPA. Marvellous.
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I had something to drink once as well, I probably wouldn't classify it as the highlight of my year(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:41,
Reply)
I was going to throw myself in front of a train at Manchester Piccadilly once, but on the way I had a chocolate yazoo and didn'tthat was definitely my highlight of 2009
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:45,
Reply)
Not enough people realise the healing properties of Yazoo(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:45,
Reply)
I'M MAKING A JOKE ABOUT THE POPULAR 80S BAND YAZOO!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:46,
Reply)
Round here, I think you'll find it's YOP that everyone loves for their calcium based beverages. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:54,
Reply)
I'd be surprised if there was anything natural like calcium in a Yazoo(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:06,
Reply)
Did yours involve Emvee, a rhino, several tins of lube, a bucket, a traffic cone and the innards of a Black and Decker Alligator saw?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
I can't think of any highlights, I'm empty insideI'll pop down tesco in a bit to seek some inspiration in booze alley
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:49,
Reply)
Anyone been to the Dordogne before and can recommend stuff to do?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 14:56,
Reply)
Been quite nearI don't recommend a trip to Oradour sur Glane unless you are a war fan and have a strong mental state. Nontron is quite nice as is Piegut (??)
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Is that the Nazi massacre place, left as it was?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:01,
Reply)
it's the eerie silence that upsets the soulso eerie, so silent
(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:02,
Reply)
that cunt Olivier aint got shit on me(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:07,
Reply)
That looks creepy, but quite interesting(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:06,
Reply)
it was truly awfulI still have nightmares but I am a big soft girl...
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
I have.But this was in the mid-eighties and I can't really offer any useful suggestions.
Soz.
(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:00,
Reply)
alright broadsword(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:04,
Reply)
do any of you parenty types know if you can catch whooping coughif you had it yourself as a kid? my friend has caught it from her kids' nursery. now i don't really care if i get it - few days off work and might lose weight, what's not to like - but i don't want to pass it on to my nieces and nephew...
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:09,
Reply)
hey swipe, did you know if youi logged out you could still see and reply to chompy's postsbut he wouldn't be able to see them?
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
yeah but he'd still be too illiterate to read them(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:13,
Reply)
try uk sites only when googling health stuffus ones are full of hypochondriacs
(, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
if you rub your face in Naked Apes crotch that'll negate all possible passing on symtoms and shit like that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:12,
Reply)
I heard it doesn't even trim his pubes(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:16,
Reply)
It looks like muhammeds beard down there(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:17,
Reply)
on a good day, in the right conditions, if you're facing mecca it's even possible to see your little winky hiding in there(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:22,
Reply)
It looks like Ross Kemp kneeling in a corn field(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:25,
Reply)
i'm going to say yes.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:19,
Reply)
Oh well, at least you won't have to visit some dank northern council house(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:25,
Reply)
CHESHIRE darlinghaven't you ever seen footballers wives?
(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:35,
Reply)
One of the few places in the North where they have indoor toiletsand suddenly they think they're royalty.
(
Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:39,
Reply)
chavs + money = massive mock tudor houses full of porcelin leopards and hot tubs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:02,
Reply)
« Go Back | Reply To This »