It would appear that Rory and Shed have both been stepped. AGAIN.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:35, 82 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

bloody fascists

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:37, Reply)

And BryanDead from what I can see.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:38, Reply)

brayn? not brayn. oh the humanity.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:42, Reply)

I dunno if I can cope without BD
(the poo-head)
( Theoban What of it, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:55, Reply)

how do you know?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:50, Reply)

Loads of Rory's threads have been deleted. Shed sent me a message in another place. Bryan has mentioned it on FB.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:52, Reply)

Everyone knows you're shed
(MAX Degrees Bring your Own Balaclava, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)

I swear man, whoever is the mod on QOTW (but not here) is the biggest fucking pussyole there is.
These moaning little flowers have had the fucking site recoded so they don't run off crying like a bitch every time they hear someone diss them, and they STILL need to complain and get people chucked off.

They're proper fucking pussyole, they're the kind of person who still write by hand into Points Of View every time someone accidently swares on live TV or you see a bit of tit.

I bet their fucking bathrooms are all avacardo coloured and their living rooms are painted in "salmon pink... but not that forign much raw salmon. I want a nice well done salmon steak that has had the life boiled out of it" colour.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)

Good rant Gonz.
The thing that I find annoying is the inconsistency with which steppings seem to be being applied. Some people can make comments about sheds for example, but others can't.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:03, Reply)

Well not really serial 'offenders' get stepped more easily

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:13, Reply)

Nothing to do with me.
I was elsewhere. Honest.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:01, Reply)

What did they do
And did you find time this week for lunch with Boyce?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:08, Reply)

No didn't have lunch with Boyce.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)

Neither did i

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:12, Reply)

You could have told him about
Your poorly thumb.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:15, Reply)

Sent you an email, if you get a minute to look at it...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:14, Reply)

Will do.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:16, Reply)

No problem
I won't be able to check the attachment until I'm in front of a pc.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)

I'll save you the bother, it's a picture of her cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)

Did you get my gaz?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I'll save her the bother, it's a picture of LiC's cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:34, Reply)

I did, yes, thanks.
I was going to reply, but then I got sidetracked and forgot. Sorry.
It looks interesting, but I'mnot entirely sure if it'd be something I'd do. I'll keep an eye on it though.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Good news I survived the massacre

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:11, Reply)

And no one cares

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 18:24, Reply)

In other news, I am cooking a curry. My wife has annoyed me so I am adding extra chilli. Ha ha. Serves her right.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Are you going to finger her without washing your hands?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)

No. I am having to watch out to make sure I don't get chilli on my damaged thumb though.
fucking iPad keyboard...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)

what curry are you making?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

My own creation, based on a Garam Masala mix my wife gets from Delhi. To which I add chicken, chopped tomato and spinach.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)

is your wife indian,or have business that way?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)

She used to go there a lot on business.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

i see







this fun isn't it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Can you let her know
That my computer doesn't have a virus and I haven't been in an accident that entitles me to compensation.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)

She's has told me that as you are 'reasonably senior in financial services' she will leave you alone.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)

That didn't take her very long.
Is she related to mr b3th?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:28, Reply)

not sure she's old enough...evenin' you gorgeous mod you
is it you what likes Frank Turner
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)

I don't know.
Who's frank Turner?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

Singer...must have been someone else
What's up at happy biscuit HQ?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Frank Turner makes excellent music. For a lefty that went to Eton.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)

He played at my friends wedding as they are all Winchesterites
Nothing wrong with Eton boys, it's Radley you want to watch out for
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)

The lot from Rugby are the worst. My school used to play all these other ones at cricket. I have experienced Most of them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:53, Reply)

I bet you have
you massive bender
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Rugby were cheating bastards
Some shit kneed me in the head and gave me concussion.

Where were you schooled?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:57, Reply)

No comment.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:04, Reply)

why not? are you ashamed?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)

No. It's just more ammunition for some who don't agree with private education.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)

i totally agree with private education
i wouldn't have wanted to spend my days with the plebs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:31, Reply)

Me neither. We are already looking at Roedean for our daughter. £14k a term plus disbursements.
Need to find the right feeder school first.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:33, Reply)

Borstal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:13, Reply)

Just pottering about on the interweb.
I did a new design today and uploaded it to teh site. You should 'like' it on fb, then you'll get all the updates.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)

But then I would release my secret identity
I'll have to like them offline ;)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Not good enough.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I'm not racist
but I fucking hate Ed Sheeran
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)

What's taht got to do with the price of fish?
Is ginger a race now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)

I believe so
fish is too expensive, we need to farm it better, maybe start some petting zoos
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)

He might be her dad. Er. No. Hold on. That would make you my mother in law.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)

i just stumbled onto an american TV listings site
the main adverts?

"American Bible" a game show 3400 years in the making...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)

followed by
"Sin or No Sin"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I choose a box full of sin

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Shed is a cunt
And I hope someone drills through his thumb.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)

Surely Battered isn't Shed!?!?!?!!!!!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 19:56, Reply)

I didn't say that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I am glad for your sake that you didn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)

How is your thumb now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:12, Reply)

Much better since I cut some of the remaing nail off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)

it was in no way obvious

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:08, Reply)

Pardon?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:05, Reply)

+ other

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Sorry Mrs mod, what do you mean?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:18, Reply)

you're shed,
Is what she's trying to imply.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:21, Reply)

How wrong can a mod be eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)

I'm sure I never said that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:23, Reply)

thats why i said implied.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:44, Reply)

If Battered says he's not Shed, that's good enough for me.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)

If I say that all the qftw mods are whimpering crybaby cunts will you beat them up at mod playtime?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)

The other mods don't talk to me : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 20:56, Reply)

Perhaps you should pretend to be a crybaby nancyboy to ingratiate yourself?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:02, Reply)

oh shambles you terrible bully.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:14, Reply)

He should tell the mods.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:20, Reply)

the mods are useless prickish quenders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Yeah, I've heard that.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Aug 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Nah
Quickish prenders sounds better.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 23 Aug 2012, 22:08, Reply)