Nothing stopping non-smokers going away and doing something else for ten minutes.

( thealternativefact, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:33, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

like bog wanking

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Well yes, quite.

( thealternativefact, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I wish I still worked for a company,
so I could have a bog wank. Hope this helps x
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:37, Reply)

You you have a bog in the middle of the offfice floor?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I I didn't Mr Ape no.
I had to walk several yards down a corridor, before my pre-prandial spurts.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I missed the word 'still' in your OP, soz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I work from home a lot of the time
Wanking is implied...'Bog' or otherwise
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

A wank whilst being paid for it, is excellent. It makes dragging your arse out of bed worthwhile.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Now THERE's your wank-bank story

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

And yet, people look down on prostetutions... how strange.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)

I read that as borg wanking
I AM JOHN LUCAS OF THE STAR SHIP BORG ! EXTERMINATE ! EXTERMINATE !
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

I reckon most people would do the borg queen.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Whilst it is a bit unfair that smokers get to go outside for 5 minutes and have a fag and most companies won't do anything regarding the obvious difference in time worked that this causes
anyone that would actually take this up by lobbying their management is so clearly a friendless cunt that they should be tarred, feathered and then shot in the face.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:44, Reply)

Measured and reasonable, I think.
My boss smokes, which means she and I get to have meetings on the bench in the lovely park.
( thealternativefact, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I get given more work on fag breaks than I do on conference calls.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)

'clearly a friendless cunt that they should be tarred, feathered and then shot in the face'
They ARE German if that makes any difference.
Anyhow. It's now booze oclock.
Later, Quenders.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 13:52, Reply)