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WOO HOO, YEAHHHHH!!!!!!It's only a FUCKEN NEW THREAD!!!!!!!
How fucking cool is that? Tell us about something else that's well smart.
Alt: Tell me about a lol that happened on here in the past two weeks, if indeed there was one.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I came back...then I went away... then I came back again.
Now I'm eating Tangfastics, they're pretty smart.
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You couldn't be more wrongYou're more wrong than Steve McWrong from Wrongcastle in Wrongshire.
You bloody gorm.
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You need Naked Ape's handfor fiddling with your bits? Does DiT know about this?
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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He knows allHe's like BraveStarr, he has the ears of an elephant (in a hearing capacity, I don't mean that he has massive ears)
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Kids and grown-ups love it so,the happy world of Haribo. You curmudgeon you.
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because adverts are legally obliged to be 100% truthful(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:18,
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i had some tangfastics the other daysome of them had been on the carpet
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food dropped on the floor is okay as long as you pick it back up before 5 seconds passSome people adhere to a 30 second rule. Fat people, usually.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:27,
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Don't be sillyfat people don't drop food, it's food that's trying to escape.
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Drop it and pick it up in 5 - a-o-kayDrop it and pick it up after 5... no good.
Obviously if it falls in poo/petrol/puddle... you re-evaluate.
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It's not rape if...(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Fuck you manI only just got back to my thread.
No way has it been two weeks. Fuck off again, yeah?
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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Well, I'm going to the pub tonight, that's pretty smart of me.I haven't been around for the past week, I decided to do non internet things. Like life. You have a good holiday?
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It was OK.My ex suggested I book time off so I could see my daughter before she starts school. And then didn't let me see her.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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So is your ex a posh bitch, stuck up, thinks the world revolves around her etc etc(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:20,
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She's a fucking peasant from Kent.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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+ an unhinged psycho nutjob.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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Not bad, ta.On the first leg of my chickenstock journey.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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MY new jumpers are well smart, the fairisle one is best i think(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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I'm planning ahead because winters a comingIt was pitch black at 9pm last night :((((((((((((
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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Haha that's very organised of you!True, the darkness is coming - hurumph.
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I'm a pikey T K Maxx shopper now that I'm poor due to mini apethus one must buy when one sees something
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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HahaI don't go in the stores because they scare me, but I do keep an eye on their website - that's where the good stuff is (and by 'good stuff' I mean handbags).
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The womens section is madness, men's is simpleri have two excellent pairs of sunglasses (carrera and police) from there, £12 and £20 respectively \o/
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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I want an Icelandic jumper.They are lovely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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Sorry, I really am out of practice.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:32,
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I'm on holiday next week and half the week after.You're all going to miss me terribly.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:24,
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<a href="http://www.tumbleweed.com">www.tumbleweed.com</a>haha actually there really is an australian company called that.
why? who thought that was a good name?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:30,
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It wasn't a question.It was a statement of fact and thereby requires no response. Its veracity is incontravertible.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Afraid so.We were actually talking about you the other day. She called you a prick. Sorry, mate.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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"she" hates cheapskates, tedious dullards, illiterates and shit-fucksif you are none of the above, you are ok. if you are all of the above, you should do the world a favour, cut your bollocks off with a rusty razor, and bleed to death through the crack.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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you're going to believe kroney?oooook then. hope that works out good for you.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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A job managing a leisure centre.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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I'm putting mine on in two and a half frigging hours time.God. Ages.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:28,
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the last fortnight has been ghastlyBiggest lol has been ignore 2.0 an ting.
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Your shirt is ghastlyplease tell me it's a "washed out" or "light" turquoise?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Sorry, I got distractedYes, I'm fine thanks Montezuma. Yourself?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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Been worse I suppose.My daughter's favourite music is ska so I plan to take her to Notting Hill to see Gaz's Rockin' Blues sound system on Sunday, I'm really excited about that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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Alt: Plumdozer's hamster passed awayand Al made a mildly amusing pictorial tribute, as is his wont.
Can't remember anything else as the Popular page has been reset.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:32,
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That last one he did was bollocks I thought.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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That one with Jimmy The Artful Dodger Carrand Lauren Frogeye Laverne?
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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Nah those short films he wrote.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Oh right.The thing I was thinking of was shit, too. You can see how I'd get confused.
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Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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Yup, I thought they weren't very good at all.and I had fairly high hopes. He is considerably better at pointing out things which are shit than he is at writing things which aren't.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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He only wrote the first one.I thought the thrid one, about the people with inbuilt cameras in their heads, was the best of the lot.
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UNNNNNNHYOU IDIOT
they didn't have cameras in their heads, they had devices in their brains that recorded everything they saw through their EYES. OMG I CAN'T BELEVE UR SO STUPID
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This one looks more police squad likeit's called a touch of cloth.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAthats funny you see, because "touching cloth" is a reference to pooing your pants, whereas "a touch of frost" was a popular police drama starring David Jason. And "a touch of frots" was all about that time you were rubbing up against your "girlfriend" on a bus.
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Why do you hate everything?sky1.sky.com/a-touch-of-cloth/a-touch-of-cloth-trailer
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Ah I saw the ad for that, I couldn't take it seriously after they announced the name
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I thought it was a Serious Cop DramaTurns out it's a spoof. I might give it a go.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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NahI'm being nice to him as it's our anniversary week... next week I'll go back to making demands until he starts digging up the patio!
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I started yesterday, as it happens.Thank god we finally got a garden waste bin.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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If we do get divorced it's your fault.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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We broke up because of you, you know.Everything was OK between us til you came along. You were an accident.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:56,
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Is there an app for "shut it, woman"?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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I'm going to pay for that one later, aren't I?(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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I've just punched myself in the goolies, hope that helps.(
Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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I couldn't decide if it was supposed to be seriousor more like Vexed, I did only see a teaser trailer though!
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Bugger.I usually try so hard not to rise to shitty internet commenters. But I've just caved and called almost everyone posting on the Metro's FB Lance Armstrong story an idiot.
Well. They are.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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In fact, don't worry about the link.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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Monty!I totally seeing you tomorrow. Isn't this the best thing evah!
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I'm totally going to see him tomorrow, too!I'm going to see you too. There will be a BIG lock on my tent.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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oh you cunti'm going to be singing "hoots mon there's juice loose aboot this hoose" now.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:48,
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There's juice loose aboot this hoose!
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:54,
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It's my tentIf they want you that badly, I'm going to kick you out!
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OMG ME TOO!(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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It's so cool it pisses beer and shits ice cream.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Gosh yes.And its bogies are made of diamonds.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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I took it down.Although replaced it with something that turned out only marginally less insulting anyway. It seems I can't help myself. I must have a low idiot tolerance today.
it's on the Metro Ap, you'd need to sign up for it to see it anyway.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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I am officially on holiday motherfuckers!!!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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When somebody leaves you, you just lose a friendBut when you left me babe, well, it was the end
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:30,
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It was indeed the end.It was the end of Gremlins II, if I remember correctly.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:31,
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What're you up to this evening Hatso?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:37,
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Dunno actuallyCouple of beers and a fillum probably. Life in the bus lane m'man.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:40,
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I'm already on my second beerYay for Beer Friday!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:41,
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Better yetI was looking for a wineshop on the way home and it turns out it's Barolo Friday at Uncorked by Liverpool St Station. Free Tasting!
\o/
I'm assuming they can't force me to spit it out.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 16:56,
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Shit, that was in MarchI need to learn to read.
*studies website some more*
Instore tastings:
Occur most Fridays from midday on a very informal basis, with four wines open to taste and are an excellent way to explore our range over a period of time. We often show new arrivals and sometimes even seek feedback for wines auditioning for a place on our racks.
That'll do, pig, that'll do.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 17:00,
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