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What can you hear right now?
I can hear a lot of eighties music that I'm listening to on purpose.

Alt: How many people have you spotted today that you'd like teh sexy tiems with?

Altalt: Do you prefer Opal Fruits, Chewits or Fruitellas? I like Strawberry Fruitellas myself.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:40, 126 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Fade to Grey by Visage is on now
Steve Strange looks extremely 'weathered by life' now
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
He got nicked for shoplifting in somewhere grim like Wales a few years back.
The bent cunt.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Belouis Some now
Hang on, that just finished, now it's Bauhaus
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Now you're talking.
They were excellent.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
9 minute version of Bela Lugosi's Dead
Mmmm
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I love that record.
It's the best* goth dub record going.


*only
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Ooh, harsh transition into Roachford and 'Cuddly Toy' there

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Can you not reach to switch it off?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
I like that song

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
It's The Jets now with 'Crush on You'
I'm looking forward to Plastic Bertrand next
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Sex Dwarf now

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:52, Reply)
lots of keyboard tapping
but mostly two marketing types having a loud meeting at the "breakout area" by my desk.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Have they found a way and said what they want to say?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I see what you did there
/ac
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
the phone
It's been ringing it's arse off like grand central mother fucken station this morning
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Does Grand Central Station ring?
...or, for that matter, have an arse?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
Yes to both
I went there last year and the ringing was annoying. However, the arse was nice.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
um
It's an American expression, when the phone rings a lot during a small amount of time, you say hello, grand central station
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Bullshit

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Yes, they do

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
nothing in my office
secretaries chatting outside

alt: none

altalt: all of them

hmm, important here not to get the alt and the altalt mixed up
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Something that sounds like a metronome
It's getting quite annoying.

Alt: One.

AltAlt: Chewits, always.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Police sirens.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
QUICK! BURN THE EVIDENCE!!!!!

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)

given monty's evidence, do you really think burning is the right verb?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
cracklolz

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Are they going Whoop Whoop?
They do that apparently, but I've never heard that noise eye are ell
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
That is because you do not live in America.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
James Brown'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I wish I did, I would have a gun and a horse and have steak every day.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Were it not for my kid I probably would live there.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
If it wasn't for your kid
you could probably afford it.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
True enough.
Still rather have the kid though, even with all the associated grief.

/gay
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Why don't you kidnap her and run away to the US?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
SENSIBLE SUGGESTION OF THE DAY!

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
You can't get two flights to the US for 12p

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
Especially not after Nick Clegg, David Camerwrong and Tony BLiar stole all his money when he died.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)
You're not putting enough thought into this
If he is already committing one crime, he may as well get some money by nefarious means.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)
QUICK!!!! IS A KITKAT A CHOCOLATE BAR OR A BISCUIT?!?!?!?!?
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:54, Reply)
Choclate biscuit

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)
THANKS I AGREE

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
apparently it's the best selling chocolate bar
because people tell themselves it's only a biscuit.

so there you are.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
you're a fucking filthy whore mouthed liar

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
no one cares.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
LOUISE AND PETE AND TRICKY THINK IT IS A CHOCOLATE BAR
FUCKING CRETINS
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Wait, isn't the truth fairy supposed to be Louise?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
WE ARE ALL LOUISE

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
SHUT UP.
Thanks
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
NO
YOU
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
SHAN'T.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
/IGNORE

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
/GUTTED

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Hi Truth Fairy
How are you?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
RILED UP COS OF ALL THIS BISCUIT CONTROVERSY

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Are you actually Quinton?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
Yes

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)
SHITTEST GAME OF GUESS WHO, EVER

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
Are you wearing a hat?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
NO

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Do you have hair on your face?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
yes
good 1
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Oh Truthy, how we have all missed you.
You're much better than Quentin.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
so is this the experiment - log in as quentin, ignore all teh best posters, then log in as TTF?
i for one can't wait for the feedback

and the inevitable 2.0-ing
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
THE EXPERINGMENT IS MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT
THIS WHOLE THING IS TOTES UNRELATED
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Just sick of repeatedly having to log in to post then?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
quentin needs a rest

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I'm not surprised, he's been very busy.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I AHTE THAT QUENTIN PRICK

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)
i liked it when certain slimy handed fuckwits thought you were a ZOMGIRL
and tried to chat you up
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
got some lolarious gazzez off psychochomp

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
poor you. best you don't accidentally forward them to his "girlfriend"

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
when did they first start seeing each other?
i might have deleted a few as they made me uncomfortable
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)
fuck knows
whenever he started paying her i guess
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Shut up 'swipe, I'm still trying to chat him up.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
fuck me

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
tangled, i think you're in

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
YES!
*cockgazzes*
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
candy bar
Tee hee
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:21, Reply)
/ignore

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Merkin chocolate isn't like proper chocolate

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)
i love a bit of cookies'n'creme hersheys action though
and hersheys kisses
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:31, Reply)
hershey kisses are terrible

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:33, Reply)
your face is ... oh hang on, you're on my side in this argument.
Did you see Labs while he was near you?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:37, Reply)
no

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Did that fucker blow you off?
I swear K, I'll swing for him if he upset you.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
he didn't ask to meet up
But you can give him a smack just for the hell of it
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:45, Reply)
I will, I'll punch him in the face, then take a photo of me flipping him off while he's all bloody
and I'll send it to you.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
blah blah
I only really like dark chocolate
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)
That's because you only fancy black men.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:36, Reply)
i don't like players

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)
Not all black men are players
I'm sure lots of them are really nice.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:41, Reply)
it's just like an american to be racist

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:44, Reply)
it's about as racist as al pointing out the connection between, chocolate and black men

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:46, Reply)
I'm afraid I was being quite racist though K.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:49, Reply)
i know
But really, it's black American culture
Not all of them are obviously
Plus it's not racism because my dad's black
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
But you look so pale in your photos?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:57, Reply)
She's got a big black ass.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:58, Reply)
oh so because im pale i can't be an African American Princess?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Depends how hard you shake ya booty.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:15, Reply)
or saying that all americans are racist

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:53, Reply)
*makes poor, laboured pun about you liking black cock*
*Edits to mention mindpiss somewhere*
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:38, Reply)
Typing, persistent requests for me to make a round of coffees and the endless, endless bickering
Shortly - once I've finished typing in fact, not sure why I did it in this order - it will be whatever my We7 playlist throws up. I'm hoping for The Midnight Beast or Skrillex.

Alt: It's raining, so none. Apart from the girl who sits opposite me, but that's a given #fwuh
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)
Skrillex is utterly poor, HTH
Alright fella
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I agree with AA
Skrillex is to dubstep what Pendulum were to DnB.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I don't particularly like dubstep or d'n'b so this makes bugger all difference to me
In fact I would follow up your statement with ";too good to be classified as such".

The jury is still out on Skrillex actually, but that Bangarang tune is a belter
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Skrillex just gets it all wrong is all.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:01, Reply)
How does one "get it wrong" in a musical sense?
Other than professing a fondness for Oasis. Obviously.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)
By not getting it "right"
Hope this helps.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:06, Reply)
It does. It really does.
Here, take a diamond the size of your head as a small token of my gratitude.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Afternoon mate
Long time, how have you been keeping?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:59, Reply)
Not bad thanks, just got back from a 5 day break, nice and relaxed.
Managed to get loads done today, got a BBQ this weekend, and I've just won £140 off £5, not bad at all!
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:18, Reply)
Blimey
Congrats mate, how did you manage that?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:21, Reply)
Turned out I had a lot more cash than I expected to this morning
Decided I could spare £5, as I'm not out tonight, won a nice little bet
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Needs MOAR glamourous lies
I suggest you make the bet something really elaborate and unlikely
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)
First 3 favourites to win today, sorry it's not that exciting.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
MAKE SOMETHING UP

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)
I CAN'T BE ARSED

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)
OH

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

I can hear a fat man chatting shit about how much he earns.

It's lies and I want to punch his chubby chops.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:11, Reply)
That kind of behaviour could get a man sacked.
Unless he works for the BNP
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:16, Reply)

Stop picking on me or I'll get my EDL buddies on you.

Did they exist when I was last here?
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:27, Reply)
If it's how much he earns, I have no idea who he is
If it's how little he earns, tell him to shut the fuck up.
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:17, Reply)

He got scowled at and is now eating a pie
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Anyone I know?

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:26, Reply)

You know his brother-in-law
(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:28, Reply)
That doesn't exactly help, but ah well.

(, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

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