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What can you hear right now?
I can hear a lot of eighties music that I'm listening to on purpose.
Alt: How many people have you spotted today that you'd like teh sexy tiems with?
Altalt: Do you prefer Opal Fruits, Chewits or Fruitellas? I like Strawberry Fruitellas myself.
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:40,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Fade to Grey by Visage is on now
Steve Strange looks extremely 'weathered by life' now
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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He got nicked for shoplifting in somewhere grim like Wales a few years back.
The bent cunt.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:47,
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Belouis Some now
Hang on, that just finished, now it's Bauhaus
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:53,
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Now you're talking.
They were excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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9 minute version of Bela Lugosi's Dead
Mmmm
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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I love that record.
It's the best* goth dub record going.
*only
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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Ooh, harsh transition into Roachford and 'Cuddly Toy' there
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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Can you not reach to switch it off?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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I like that song
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:09,
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It's The Jets now with 'Crush on You'
I'm looking forward to Plastic Bertrand next
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:10,
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Sex Dwarf now
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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lots of keyboard tapping
but mostly two marketing types having a loud meeting at the "breakout area" by my desk.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:42,
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Have they found a way and said what they want to say?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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I see what you did there
/ac
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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the phone
It's been ringing it's arse off like grand central mother fucken station this morning
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:43,
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Does Grand Central Station ring?
...or, for that matter, have an arse?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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Yes to both
I went there last year and the ringing was annoying. However, the arse was nice.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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um
It's an American expression, when the phone rings a lot during a small amount of time, you say hello, grand central station
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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Bullshit
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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Yes, they do
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:44,
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nothing in my office
secretaries chatting outside
alt: none
altalt: all of them
hmm, important here not to get the alt and the altalt mixed up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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Something that sounds like a metronome
It's getting quite annoying.
Alt: One.
AltAlt: Chewits, always.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:46,
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Police sirens.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:48,
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QUICK! BURN THE EVIDENCE!!!!!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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given monty's evidence, do you really think burning is the right verb?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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cracklolz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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Are they going Whoop Whoop?
They do that apparently, but I've never heard that noise eye are ell
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:49,
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That is because you do not live in America.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:50,
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James Brown'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:51,
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I wish I did, I would have a gun and a horse and have steak every day.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:52,
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Were it not for my kid I probably would live there.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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If it wasn't for your kid
you could probably afford it.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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True enough.
Still rather have the kid though, even with all the associated grief.
/gay
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Why don't you kidnap her and run away to the US?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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SENSIBLE SUGGESTION OF THE DAY!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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You can't get two flights to the US for 12p
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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Especially not after Nick Clegg, David Camerwrong and Tony BLiar stole all his money when he died.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:17,
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You're not putting enough thought into this
If he is already committing one crime, he may as well get some money by nefarious means.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:19,
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QUICK!!!! IS A KITKAT A CHOCOLATE BAR OR A BISCUIT?!?!?!?!?
THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:54,
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Choclate biscuit
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:55,
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THANKS I AGREE
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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apparently it's the best selling chocolate bar
because people tell themselves it's only a biscuit.
so there you are.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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you're a fucking filthy whore mouthed liar
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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no one cares.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:56,
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LOUISE AND PETE AND TRICKY THINK IT IS A CHOCOLATE BAR
FUCKING CRETINS
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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Wait, isn't the truth fairy supposed to be Louise?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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WE ARE ALL LOUISE
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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SHUT UP.
Thanks
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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NO
YOU
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:57,
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SHAN'T.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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/IGNORE
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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/GUTTED
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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Hi Truth Fairy
How are you?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 14:58,
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RILED UP COS OF ALL THIS BISCUIT CONTROVERSY
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:00,
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Are you actually Quinton?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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Yes
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PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:01,
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SHITTEST GAME OF GUESS WHO, EVER
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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Are you wearing a hat?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:03,
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NO
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Do you have hair on your face?
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:11,
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yes
good 1
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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Oh Truthy, how we have all missed you.
You're much better than Quentin.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:02,
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so is this the experiment - log in as quentin, ignore all teh best posters, then log in as TTF?
i for one can't wait for the feedback
and the inevitable 2.0-ing
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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THE EXPERINGMENT IS MUCH BIGGER THAN THAT
THIS WHOLE THING IS TOTES UNRELATED
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:04,
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Just sick of repeatedly having to log in to post then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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quentin needs a rest
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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I'm not surprised, he's been very busy.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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I AHTE THAT QUENTIN PRICK
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:05,
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i liked it when certain slimy handed fuckwits thought you were a ZOMGIRL
and tried to chat you up
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:06,
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got some lolarious gazzez off psychochomp
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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poor you. best you don't accidentally forward them to his "girlfriend"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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when did they first start seeing each other?
i might have deleted a few as they made me uncomfortable
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:13,
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fuck knows
whenever he started paying her i guess
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:14,
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Shut up 'swipe, I'm still trying to chat him up.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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fuck me
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:07,
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tangled, i think you're in
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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YES!
*cockgazzes*
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:08,
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candy bar
Tee hee
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:21,
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/ignore
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:26,
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Merkin chocolate isn't like proper chocolate
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:29,
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i love a bit of cookies'n'creme hersheys action though
and hersheys kisses
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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hershey kisses are terrible
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:33,
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your face is ... oh hang on, you're on my side in this argument.
Did you see Labs while he was near you?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:37,
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no
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Did that fucker blow you off?
I swear K, I'll swing for him if he upset you.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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he didn't ask to meet up
But you can give him a smack just for the hell of it
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:45,
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I will, I'll punch him in the face, then take a photo of me flipping him off while he's all bloody
and I'll send it to you.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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blah blah
I only really like dark chocolate
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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That's because you only fancy black men.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:36,
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i don't like players
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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Not all black men are players
I'm sure lots of them are really nice.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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it's just like an american to be racist
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Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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it's about as racist as al pointing out the connection between, chocolate and black men
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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I'm afraid I was being quite racist though K.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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i know
But really, it's black American culture
Not all of them are obviously
Plus it's not racism because my dad's black
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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But you look so pale in your photos?
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:57,
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She's got a big black ass.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:58,
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oh so because im pale i can't be an African American Princess?
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Lisette von Falcon, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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Depends how hard you shake ya booty.
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:15,
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or saying that all americans are racist
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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*makes poor, laboured pun about you liking black cock*
*Edits to mention mindpiss somewhere*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:38,
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Typing, persistent requests for me to make a round of coffees and the endless, endless bickering
Shortly - once I've finished typing in fact, not sure why I did it in this order - it will be whatever my We7 playlist throws up. I'm hoping for The Midnight Beast or Skrillex.
Alt: It's raining, so none. Apart from the girl who sits opposite me, but that's a given #fwuh
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:23,
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Skrillex is utterly poor, HTH
Alright fella
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:50,
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I agree with AA
Skrillex is to dubstep what Pendulum were to DnB.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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I don't particularly like dubstep or d'n'b so this makes bugger all difference to me
In fact I would follow up your statement with ";too good to be classified as such".
The jury is still out on Skrillex actually, but that Bangarang tune is a belter
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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Skrillex just gets it all wrong is all.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:01,
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How does one "get it wrong" in a musical sense?
Other than professing a fondness for Oasis. Obviously.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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By not getting it "right"
Hope this helps.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:06,
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It does. It really does.
Here, take a diamond the size of your head as a small token of my gratitude.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:08,
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Afternoon mate
Long time, how have you been keeping?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 15:59,
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Not bad thanks, just got back from a 5 day break, nice and relaxed.
Managed to get loads done today, got a BBQ this weekend, and I've just won £140 off £5, not bad at all!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:18,
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Blimey
Congrats mate, how did you manage that?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:21,
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Turned out I had a lot more cash than I expected to this morning
Decided I could spare £5, as I'm not out tonight, won a nice little bet
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:23,
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Needs MOAR glamourous lies
I suggest you make the bet something really elaborate and unlikely
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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First 3 favourites to win today, sorry it's not that exciting.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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MAKE SOMETHING UP
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:32,
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I CAN'T BE ARSED
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:33,
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OH
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:38,
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I can hear a fat man chatting shit about how much he earns.
It's lies and I want to punch his chubby chops.
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:11,
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That kind of behaviour could get a man sacked.
Unless he works for the BNP
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Bazongaloid, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:16,
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Stop picking on me or I'll get my EDL buddies on you.
Did they exist when I was last here?
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:27,
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If it's how much he earns, I have no idea who he is
If it's how little he earns, tell him to shut the fuck up.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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He got scowled at and is now eating a pie
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:24,
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Anyone I know?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:26,
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You know his brother-in-law
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SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:28,
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That doesn't exactly help, but ah well.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 30 Aug 2012, 16:29,
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