Sailing is amazing. even a little dinghy ta sea is fun.
Sea fishing is ace, however as you suffer from vegetarianism, you probably wouldn't enjoy. The taste of something freshly caught is ace.
Alt, black, in a gothic eyeliner period of my life. I looked a twat.
Alt alt, mingeburger and chips.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:31, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

a catamaran in the caribbean
is my favourite place to be in the world.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:32, Reply)

They're allowed multihulls in the Americas Cup this year.
Multihulls. IMAGINE. The fucking heathens.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)

hmmm
but do they look pretty, and could i drape myself over one of the hulls with a bellini in my hand?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Multihulls are pretty hard to relax on
well, proper ones. They tend to be at fairly obscene angles. They are, however, "well fast"

and sexy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)

hard, obscene, fast and sexy
i can get on board with that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)

quite so, quite so.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

although, if you could manage
to drape yourself over this with a bellini suffice to say I would be impressed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)

omg
that's fucking awesome
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

I'm sure I've got a picture somewhere of me doing similar
on a Hoby in Maritius. Probably.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)

show me show me show me
please?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I'll have a look. but I'm not very good at organising my old pictures.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Hello 'Rio'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

*dances on sand*

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I was gutted when it turned out I didn't like the taste of the mackerel I'd just fucking caught

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)

malc lives on mackerel

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)

bender.
Mackerel is lush.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)

That's interesting
I like Mackerel too. Hmm.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

I was really annoyed by it, we'd caught it only an hour previously, prepared it all correctly, cooked it on the BBQ
And it turned out I just don't like mackerel. Bastard.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)

Buying a frozen one from Waitrose is NOT the same as a rod and line.
Morning Aa, how's you? Got your bash pants prepared?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)

When and where is September mega bash?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)

If only there was like a calendar section on here or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Lol, I'm already signed up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You won't turn up you bent liar. More's the pity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You never know your lucky Boyce me old mucka*
* prob don't get your hopes up too much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Anyone would think that you didn't want your wife to find out that you spend all day talking to a bunch of idiots on the internet instead of working.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

No*
*yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Go on, son. It'll be a good lark.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I will genuinely see what I can do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Is the answer:
Nothing, Mrs Ape rules with a rod of iron?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Are you suggesting Mrs Ape has some kind of medieval dildo she uses to discipline Nakers?
ARE YOU?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Precisely that, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

We're going for a curry late afternoon
so you could pop over for that if not for the MECHA-LASHUP?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Dear Monty,
I would very much like to eat some curry at around 5.30pm on this date, possibly with some like-minded 'world' music fans.
Please can you fix it for me for this to come true?

Yours,
tangledupinblue

PS See you at WOMAD
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!!!!
Me and my 'African drumming circle' pals cannot wait to meet you at last.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Morning Pookie
Aye, still got a while to wait though, I'm hoping to shift at least one of my chins before it, so there won't be as many photos like this afterwards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Fat cunt. Go on a Rachelswipe starvation diet and die.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)

was it any better than the tkmaxx looking a twat stage of your life?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Good morning Rory.
How are you this fine morning?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:45, Reply)

if you sweep away the empty cans of super kestrel, wank socks and chip wrappers from the bedside clock you'll see that it's just about afternoon !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)