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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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If C3PO and V.I.N.C.E.N.T. had a fighthow sore would you be after wanking over the potential make-up sex?
You dirty dirty robot fuck wankers.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 7:59,
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I don't really find robots sexually arousing.Can I watch Tilda Swinton fight a car?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:05,
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driven by Lennox Lewis(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:06,
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What about Lewis off of Robocopfighting Annie Lennox
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:23,
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Not enough wheels, Set them on the back of a moving flatbed, and by golly I'll be blind by tea time.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:24,
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Alright thenLewis and Lennox, scrapping in Benny Cab
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:26,
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NOW THATSA SPICY MEATABALLA!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:37,
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I've got a hankering for a burger kingGiven that it's only half eight, does that make me a fat prick?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:38,
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i might go across to tick tock and get "a greasy bap"Full English breakfast bap, deep fried in batter.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:42,
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You're joking!Man, that sounds heinous. How does it taste?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:42,
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incrediblY bad.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:44,
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Yeah, I betI've heard that in Scotland you can get a deep fried pizza. I mean...what's the point? Isn't that just taking two things and ruining them both?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:47,
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when i was in Chamany working in one of the resort kitchens, They had these huge double fryers. One morning before they were due to be cleaned we battered and fried almost everything we could find. Didn't really improve any food to be fair.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:51,
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I had banana fritters the other day for the first time in yearsthey were damn fine. Bit of maple, scoop of ice cream...GET IN!
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:58,
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you know this whole fat thing we've been trying to tackle...(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04,
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Yes. What's your point?I'm making corned beef hash for tea...any tips of something magical I can throw in it?
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:06,
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never really done corned beef hash.Um, red onion is always a good counterpoint to beef if you fry it, the sweetness really brings out the meat, or spring onion. It's a simple dish, I wouldn't do much to it, it'll be too busy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:16,
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I still masturbate heavily over Muffit, and sometimes Tweeky as well(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:13,
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Does R2-D2 know about this??thought him and C3PO had something going?
Would have thought due to the size difference they'd have trouble getting their ports aligned.
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C3PO isn't gay. he's just highly strungand I don't know where you got the idea that R2D2 is *makes limp-wrist gesture*
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:30,
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Having watched Star Wars as a child I think I know the answer to this questiona) They are robots
b) They are fictional robots
c) You're an idiot
Hope this helps
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:51,
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i like this.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:55,
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This is the only robot that could ever give me the horn
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:29,
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Dunno. Found it on google images.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:33,
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Better than the anal prolapse granny porn you search for.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:37,
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i'm not convinced either of those 2 images are robots.Cyborgs maybe, but robots? No.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:41,
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Aren't they just reasonably attractive young women pretending to be robots?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:45,
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It's like their knowledge of cybernetics is fundamentally flawed or something.Has the paralympics taught them NOTHING?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:45,
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you know what boyce, I'm starting to think these people might not be the robot scientists that they claim to be.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:56,
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She's a Terminator, what does that count as?(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:08,
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Thanks.Right, I'm off to the airport. Laters, losers.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:42,
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See if you can find a gentleman to help you test the sturdiness of the baby changing tables(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:43,
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If 7-Zark-7 took Orak up the USB-holeTHEN I'd be interested.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:41,
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always with the obscure with you ain't it.Morning Boyce, how are you?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:43,
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I'm really rather good thanks. You?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:46,
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Still got a cold, Had a shitty day yesterday, but today is looking good so far!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:57,
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It is only right that all new technology should be utilised as masturbatory aids in some way.Sorry, what was the question again?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:43,
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gid moaningI have the day off. Let's hope my employers don't go into meltdown in my absence.
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FINGERS CROSSED!!!!Day off for any reason?
Wanted to rearrange your cufflinks or something?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:51,
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I am having some ancient vinyl tiles taken up and removedAnd a decorator quoting me on my hallway.
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So a decorator will be saying things you've already said, but in your hallway?(
Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:00,
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+ dressed in turquoise overalls.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:05,
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So there's a decorator stood in your hallway saying "Chicks dig me" over and over again?
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www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandstyle/cartoon/2012/aug/31/1#zoomed-picture
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 8:54,
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Stephen Collins is the best thing to happen to The Guardian on Saturdays since Grace Dent left The Guide.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:04,
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UNAUTHORISED DUCKING AND BOMBING HAS BEEN TAKING PLACEAND THREE FLOATS ARE MISSING!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:08,
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fucking hell shambles, that's some sexy shit right there.I'd like johnny 5 to join in, perhaps they could have a sort of robo daisy chain.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:02,
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I really like that 'I can't go for that' one.Genuinely.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:06,
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Yeah, I realised I should google it before someone told me to. I'm surprised that hasn't happened already.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:05,
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Well, for the sake of completenesslmgtfy.com/?q=who+is+v.i.n.c.e.n.t
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:07,
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I dunno will Vincent bring pizza and a sock?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:10,
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