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So, was Carol Smileys name REALLY Carol Smiley
Seems a bit of a stupid name to me.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:38, 86 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
back in the 90s I properly would have
That posh Scots accent is really cute.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
She was a hottie fo sho

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
is she still fit?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Even though she's 50 I still would.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Elizabeth Hurley is 50 soon.

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I'd do both of them. Twice.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Have they ever been seen in the same room together?

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)
SCOTCH pal of mine
works in the car industry, claims to have seen her at the start of her 'career' covered in oil, in a bikini, posing on the bonnet of a car at a SCOTCH motor show.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Jack or Jim?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
Covered in oil
That would be a SCOTCHgard.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I think she has tried to SCOTCH these rumours.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I heard she was a good egg
A SCOTCHegg
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I think it's spelt differently. The Jockanese double-bagger.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)
No, it was 'Carol Smillie'.
I don't rate her much. Not one of Smillie's people, myself.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)
Oh man, I see what you did there, you took the name of a popular spy novel by John Le Carre and changed the spelling so that it was the same as that wide mouthed buckfast guzzler.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
is your name much better Archibald Kidtoucher?

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:41, Reply)
Wasn't he married to Demi Moore?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Nah. That was Bruce Willis.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
I would like to hurt fuck her. She won't be smilling then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:43, Reply)
How could you hurt fuck her with your tiny penis?
Unless you stuck it in her ear.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)
Total Mindfuck
© The Young Ones book.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
Neilsunderpantgardenlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Even then it wouldn't hurt
it would be like when a mosquito lands on you ear lobe.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
It'd be like a wardrobe falling on you with the key still in the door.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Oh dear, I am properly laughing at this.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Hahaha.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
HAAAAAAAAAAhahahahaHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Wasn't that expression used when the news broke that Nicholas Soames MP was rodgering his PA?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)
I can't remember where I heard it.
More than likely.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)
It was indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)
better than that, it was how his PA described it.
I think.

Although that rather does beg the question why she fucked the fat fuck in the first place.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)
I suspect that the prospect of a large cheque from a major tabloid may have been factored into her decision

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
surely not.
I absolutely refuse to believe there is anything other than honesty and integrity in the world, RF.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I find it hard to believe it myself Badge
But I am led to believe that such people do exist.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
She's a McMILF

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)
I certainly would

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:49, Reply)
Didn't she audition for page 3 or something?
Either way, I'm pretty sure there are some pictures out there of her with her tits out. Just sayin'
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
*Guiltily googles*

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I'm not finding anything
I'm sure I didn't dream it.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Mad Sex Tube had a link, but it seemed to be pictures of other people.
NSFW. The pictures are probably like the mythical ones of Debbie McGee and the alsatian.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Hmm...maybe I'm wrong
Wow...this has literally NEVER happened before.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Poor alsatian. That's cruel.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
You can't talk.
your name is weird too.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:47, Reply)
MARRY ME!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
No.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)
Dani Behr also had a weird name
and she spoke like a man.
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I wonder if she shat in the woods.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
She was definitely Catholic.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
Dani Behr was hot.
And a bit posh. Both of these things combined made her dirty. In my wank bank.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
mentally, though, you'd still be stirring Ryan Giggs' filthy porridge.
dangerwank material, right there.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Katie Puckrick had a weird name
And I had a mad crush on her when I was a teenager
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)
Can I shock you?
I found Katie Puckrick quite attractive too.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)
You just blew my mind

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)
Let's have lunch together!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)
+ touch our willies together

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)
I'm so transparent.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Sure
Would you like to touch my willy?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
That was my plan, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I knew it!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
I'm very much into 'docking'

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
Capital
Lunch it is then
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
Do you think that Julie Peasgood really likes peas?
I mean, she did advertise them for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:50, Reply)
I think she probably did, I mean who doesn't like peas?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)
Weapons manufacturers?
God that really was shit.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)
I don't.
Peas are manky.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)
They're ok,
but I wouldn't actively seek them out.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:55, Reply)
peahunter.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
No peas for the wicked.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)
Give peas a chance

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:04, Reply)
PEAS OFF

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
loltopical

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
I used to like watching changing rooms
but between her, Anna Ryder Richardson, and that blonde tart that advertised sofas, the thing was filled with annoying women.

Handy Andy was the best one on there. And HE had a silly name.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)
what's wrong with Andy?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Carol and Anna thought he was a bit of a dandy.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
I thought that was Adam Ant?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I reckon Ed Balls is actually just a pair of balls

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)
Does he post on /talk?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:05, Reply)
No, I'm fairly certain he doesn't
I imagine he's a pretty busy man, what with being shadow chancellor and all that. He wouldn't have the time to engage in the sophisticated thrust and parry of intellectual discourse that occurrs regularly on /talk.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)
Prick

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:08, Reply)
Quite

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)
I imagine he has enough to contend with calling George Osborne a prick.
Wanker.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)
"I put it to my right honorable colleague that while I agree with the basic principles of his fiscal policy
I have had his Mum and she was SHIT!"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:14, Reply)
There should be more of this in the house.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)
"What the Prime Minister miserably FAILS to recognise
is that I saw his Dad noshing off a queer behind the toilets in Hampstead Heath"
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:19, Reply)
"Will the house join me in asking the Prime Minister
if he is a Benny tied to a tree?"
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:26, Reply)

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