-Lived + squatted

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:26, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's like somebody has been using his body as a latrine.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:27, Reply)

It's like somebody's used his face as a carpet beater

( Kroney, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

You comin' to lolbash?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

No one ever invites me :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

It's in the calendar Harters.
THAT's the invite. 29th September - get your ass to Hackney.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

Only If my Plus one comes

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

You can shag Swipey if you like.
Everybody else has.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

I need someone with nice legs and and arse?
Is beoncey going?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)

'Course.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

Is that how you pronouce Kroney in French then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:44, Reply)

this is so untrue

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Mean aren’t they swipey?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

well, i understand it in stunned's case
i rudely forgot to text him back last night and now he is sulking like a big girly girl
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

In like Flynn.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

Good man.
I am looking forward to it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

No 60 quid rat infested "hotels" for me, this year.
Night bus to Paddington, late train to Slough followed by passing out and ending up in Oxford*

*I have nearly done this three times so far.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

berk asked if she could have spare room
you asked if you could have sofa. berk clearly has more brains than you.

both of you can do that, but as warned, it means a 6.30am wake-up on the sunday and leaving the flat at about 9am, so you might want to see if there are better options!

/shit hostess
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Can I share the sofa with kroney?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

Are you willing to pay his "fee" ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

'Course you can, sweetheart.

( Kroney, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

*french kisses*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

*sulks*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Kroney is mine back the fuck off

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

You're the one that needs to be looking for better options, you fuckwit.
In any case, trains home run all night. I'm not overly concerned. Give the sofa up if somebody more deserving requires it.
( Kroney, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Will you be waking them by screaming GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FLAT NOW!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)

worse than that
A SHOWER AND THEN A HAIR DRYER

just noisy and persistent enough to awaken the dead and increase their hangover.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Shower eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)

They use his face to induce vomiting in poisoning victims

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:41, Reply)

Excellent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

Probs better than a stomach pump

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1725489
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)