Why do you hate a vagabond and why should he delete his account and kill himself
Let it all out my pretties.

Alt: why is a vagabond bent?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:08, 75 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

He seems just like the rest of you from what I can see, what did he do to upset you?

(Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:11, Reply)

His profile is gay and his posts are too.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I think he's a sex offender.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Amongst other things.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I think he interferes with animals.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

He pleasures himself in the frozen aisle of Wigan Morrison's

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

His trilby once appeared in an episode of 'Minder' but it wasn't a very good one

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

he plays competitive solitaire.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

He pretends to be Welsh to increase his chances with parasol-carrying fat goth chix

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

He's the Chair of the
Terry Pratchett Impersonators Association.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

His favourite 'fuck off' in 'movie' history comes from 'Life of Brian'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Wait a minute that one's real

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

He's got a point there, though. That's all class.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Fuck off

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:43, Reply)

And by that, you mean, the thought if him having sex is offensive to humanity.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

He rubbed his minge on my garden gate and now all the local cats wee on it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Now hang on, before you stick up for him
You ought to be aware that on his last visit to Legoland, he kicked over the model of Canary Wharf tower which, as you well know, took 3 modelmakers 850 hours to complete using 200,000 LEGO Bricks.
Do you see the kind of cunt we're dealing with here, Legoangelinajolieland?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Jeez that is some Lego-based vandalism right there.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Do you know what I mean, right?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I hear ya brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Totes got your back in that other thread, big boy

( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

the mist clears across the field and vags stands there, his armour gleaming in the light,
he sees her, with her hair flowing around her helmet and cascading down her green dress. "I am Vagabond, champion of man! Yield before me!" he calls out with confidence. She smiles, her laugh is like the tinkling of fairy bells and as intoxicating as smirnoff ice.
"I am Cavy, Elven Queen of Larprandor. You are bold, son of man, bold but foolish." She roars once and then launches herself forward, her slender sword held in front of her. Vags smiles and nods before roaring his battle cry and launching himself into the fray.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Yes!
Chapter 2 now
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

PORN!
www.b3ta.com/talk/7560913#post7560941
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

COR!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

yeah, it sure is some sexy shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

haha!
"shrink wrapped manatee of lust" made me LOL.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:51, Reply)

If by "slender sword" you mean "Baton of Pegging +5"
and if by "launching himself into the fray" you mean "bending over submissively and whimpering", then I think you've got the situation bang on.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

*levels up*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

*rolls a 20*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

my veteran space marine fell of the board :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

:o((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Is this going to end with him whispering "awooga" and patting her on the fanny?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I expect inhalers are involved heavily in any larping.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Inhalers in medieval-style leather pouches that reek of mead.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)

APOTHECARY!!! for the love of god where is that apotheracry! I require his breathing elixiers!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)

*brings nosegay*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Whats a vagabond?

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

It's like a footpad, or a highwayman

( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

According to google it's either shoes or wine
which is a good thing, I often wear shoes when I'm going to buy wine
( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

It's like a written agreement, or contract
entitling the owner to some pooosay
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

All I know is, it ain't something an OG N1GG4 like SEMEN PATEL would get down with

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

SEMEN PATEL

( broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Well, you remember The Venga Brothers?
Well, they grew up and got into doing finances.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

It was brilliant when Hairpot pretended to kill himself for attention, and by that I mean it's a spark of vague interest on an otherwise shit board
Just imagine if some random from the internet finally had the balls to go through with it, we could all congratulate ourselves on a job well done. We'd even get interviewed for teh daily mail as they love all that shit.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

hahahaha oh fuck!
there's some real kwality internet on OT, that's for sure.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

It's made it to the papers and the tv !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:33, Reply)

I don't even OWN an Vagabond

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:30, Reply)

i'll be honest here, this all seems like a waste of time.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:44, Reply)

How can you say such a thing!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

by pressing my lips together and and vibrating my larynx.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

You'll get such a mess on your keyboard

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

i just had a real good look at my keyboard, it's filthy.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)

Well
lesson learnt there then I hope!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

Fuck off bert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

hiya, sorry to put a downer on your post, i just don't think it's all that great.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:04, Reply)

Don't feel bad.
Sometimes these things need saying.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:05, Reply)

Your face is sorry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

i am sorry for you.
:(
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

He ruined this thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:06, Reply)

I bet he thinks this thread is about him.
Vaingabondlols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I'm not really sure
Vagueabondlols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

He helps old people to have sex
Viagrabondlols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

He made cheesy Europop in the 90s
Vengabondlols
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Oh God I'm so lonely!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Vaginabondlols
obvious joke is obvious.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

You've ruined it now :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

What a prick eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Vulgabondlolz

( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Song of the Volgabondmanlols

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

Alright everyone listen up.
There are threads. There are good threads. There are poor threads. There are terrible, dismal, ‘favourite ‘fuck offs’ in the movies’ threads, and then there’s this one.

Nakers you bent spastic, once again you’ve broken the internet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

Emvee might be getting closer to revealing his top ten:
www.b3ta.com/questions/worstpersonforthejob/post1727420
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Does the mere mention of transformers kill QOTW now?
It'll be sheds all over again.......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

You fools are all playing into his hands.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:44, Reply)

That was our first mistake...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 11:46, Reply)