Watch rugby then, twats,
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19549703

Do you think "violent" sport should be demonised? Do you think sport is wank? Do you participate in sport, or just watch it from the armchair/barstool? You fat sod.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:22, 61 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

All sport is bent.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

People like watching violence
I'm sure if you put "Running Man" on TV for real, it'd get huge audience figures.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:31, Reply)

Give it a few years, I'm sure something like that'll turn up.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:33, Reply)

*crosses fingers for Celebrity Special*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

^ This ^
Pilot to be filmed with Jade Goody's corpse.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Yup - I was saying this last night.
If there was an "Executions" channel on TV it would be the most popular. As a race we love to watch death and violence.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

This is fucking brutal
www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/episode/b00z8v18/Grand_Prix_The_Killer_Years/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:36, Reply)

Racing sat on a petrol tank with only leather and metal tubes for protection
brave isn't the word.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

An undercover Mark Thomas suggested, at a fringe Tory Party Conference meeting,
live televised crucifixion for convicted criminals, during the Saturday night Lottery results. It was met with approval. Harsh, but fair?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Wait, what? Ermm... There are plenty of sites out there where you can watch beheadings and all that kind of shit, and I have no interest in seeing any of them.
Three guys an a hammer or whatever, I couldn't even read the wikipedia page, let alone want to look any further into it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:53, Reply)

Yes it would need jazzing up a bit, admittedly.
What you could do is have convicted criminals in a game show, and give them a head start to escape, and then set trained mercenaries to chase and kill them.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

If the murders need to be jazzed up, it would imply that the murder isn't what people are interested in.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Naturally we're not mixing up fiction with real thing here

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:58, Reply)

io9.com/5940949/the-5-most-unpleasant-ways-to-die-in-ancient-times
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:56, Reply)

too many fucking darth's on here to appreciate proper sports.
fucking pricks probably think being part of a real ale club is a fucking sport.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:35, Reply)

Rugby is a great sport. Particularly sevens. I am too old to play.
Cricket is entertaining.

FOOTBALL IS SHIT
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:37, Reply)

fuck off dwarfy, you never played rugby.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

I used to play outside centre or right wing.
This was about 25 years ago.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:42, Reply)

soft as shite.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:45, Reply)

I was hardly going to be a prop given my size was I?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

poof

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:46, Reply)

If you say so dear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

prick

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1727758
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:48, Reply)

wanker

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:49, Reply)

I played front row
but then, I don't think I ever met a particularly tall female front row player. They're all just...very sturdy.
(berk, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

hang on, you're a chick?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

...yes?

(berk, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

lesbo

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Meh
tried it. It's not for me. You don't have to be gay to play womens rugby, you know.
(berk, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

No, but from personal experience it's statistically way above the norm.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)

Same with hockey.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Oh, it's definitely not the case with hockey. trust me on this.
Unless you meant the men are all gay, in which case, how very dare you, sweetie.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

I found that to be true of all of the womens sports teams I had any interaction with at university though
the hockey and football teams particularly both had their fair share.
(berk, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Most of the ladies in the hockey clubs I've played for
have been absolutely mad for the cock. But, I think in general you're probably right. Wonder why that's the case with women and not men in sport?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Not sure,
the women hockey players were also generally more vicious and bitchy on the pitch than the men, as well. Unless it attracts women of a more "butch" nature? (can't see many WAG types playing rugby)
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

They need to take their aggression out on something other than a long suffering boyfriend.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Uh oh
Here comes the pandering
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:54, Reply)

I'm reading your signature as part of the message here.
*screams at a girl's bum*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:59, Reply)

The best thing about womens rugby is the hilarious and endless hooker jokes.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:00, Reply)

Yes. I know.
I played hooker on occasion. They were all hilarious.
(berk, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

I bet you rofled until you pmsl

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

Indeed.

(berk, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:02, Reply)

Women's rugby teams have the biggest repertoire of dirty songs there is.
Once went on a bar crawl and ended up in the same pubs, think we snorted more beer down our noses than we drank.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:07, Reply)

They are animals
my ex was a very good player, most of her team were fucking terrifying.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)

+as I am no longer actually seven, just THAT FUCKING SHORT

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:39, Reply)

Did you fall out with the other 6? Poor Doc, he'll be gutted.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:51, Reply)

As this thread is so fucking shit why not do an answer and question
What course at the college are you going to do Bear Pookie?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Too late
I think he's gone for his afternoon snooze.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

it's been a tough old day, he's been watching you tube links and managed to fit in three wanks so far

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

I don't do any sport at all,
I'm very fat and lazy.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:50, Reply)

*wheezing fives*
My only sporting injury is a touch of carpal tunnel.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 14:55, Reply)

sport wank
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

i attempt basketball now and then but i have no competitive bone in my body
That being said it's nfl season and I'm going to a mother fucken game sooooooo excited
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Sport is great. I play footie, basketball and cricket.
Anyone who doesn't watch or play sport of some kind quite clearly was the fat spacker at school who was made to eat mud during PE.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Who was the roundest member of King Arthurs Court?
Sir Cumference.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Best joke ever.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:43, Reply)

you've slayed everyone

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Doctor doctor, did you ever consider your surname might have influenced your career choice....?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Alright Sir Laughsalot.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 15:50, Reply)

It's only a model

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Sep 2012, 16:00, Reply)