Newslink and lunch thread
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-19586313

Who would you like to remove from history (other than someone else's mum)?

alt: lunch?

altalt: Yabbi or Yabbie?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:54, 151 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You don't say RABBIE you say RABBI.
Similarly, you don't say YABBI, you say YABBIE.

Daft cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Are you bee-sexual?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

What about yabby?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Is this some kind of Aussie tribute act
Forgot about B B Y
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:03, Reply)

It's the Aussie Village People
"Y,A,B I"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

It's fun to eat the...

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:06, Reply)

In The Arvo

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:12, Reply)

Wankers like Andy Warhol
Self important and shite

Alt:
A rather pleasant Tikka Chicken and lentil dhal wrap from Boots.

AltAlt:
Both have got me in shit creek
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Everybody that disagrees with me on which
navel-gazing Eighties musical gaylords are good* and which are shit**.

*None of them
**All of them
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:05, Reply)

PASTRAMI

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:09, Reply)

PASTRAMIE please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:10, Reply)

the prick what came up with dubstep.
FUCKING DIE MONTY BOYCE.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I've done a lot of bad things in my life, I'm the first to admit it.
But you can't blame me for dubstep, MMPSMMMPSPP.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Who names these fucking things?
Grime
Hardcore
Postcock
Fuckwank
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

Sadcore, hardbag, breakcore.....all real things, Sporty, not even jokes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:18, Reply)

*shakes head*
I'm having technology fail getting that Nazi thing onto DVD. Will try again soon
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:19, Reply)

Thanks for trying anyway sir.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

loungecore is my favourite

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Remember 'nu-rave'? That was 'good'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

i don't remember.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

No reason why you would.
It was neither 'nu' nor 'rave' in any sense whatsoever. As far as I could tell it was 'indie dance music'. It was also fucking dreadful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

i just googled it,
between 2005 and 2008, when it purports to have been popular in britain, according to wikipedia, i was too busy listening to black metal at dive bars, or getting pilled up and spending my night in the Psytrance room at the Coven. I'm glad i missed it by the look of things.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

It was popular for about a fortnight. Whoever wrote that wiki page is a fucking liar.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

well duh.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I'm taking a contract out on you as we speak.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

Sorry, I can't hear you because I've got my 'flidbag' music on too loud.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Is that the stuff that comes in a short sleeve?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

*golf claps*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Finally, a good question.
I'm going to say 'The Jews'.

Alt: scottish broth and a corned beef and mustard sambo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)

Corned beef and mustard black man? How strange.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

They'd run out of watermelon flavoured ones.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

No fried chicken ones again either eh?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

You.
alt: Bacon and Brie in a ciabatta

altalt: Australia is wank.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)

It's Bri, Windy.
God.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:20, Reply)

hahahaha!
And so a new meme is born
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Or mem as we now call them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)

Adam
Then none of you pricks would exist.

Lunch was a 7km run and now a sandwich and some nectarines
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)

You may want this nose back

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)

But how does it smellOLOLOLOL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:25, Reply)

+factory gland

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

What was the question?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:23, Reply)

To Yabbi, or not to Yabbie
That was the question
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I'm not removing anyone from history, the consequences of that could be catastrophic
Alt: Salami, cheese and pesto toasties

Altalt: Mind your own business
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

Good lunching skillz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

he ought to cut down on the cheese in my opinion,
i worry terribly about his cholesterol.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Yeah? Well I'm worried about YOUR FACE
lol, face
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

what are you like eh?
lol, face, lol
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

Well y'know
There's a waki vacuum...a wakuum if you will.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I know I certainly will!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I already have!!
And it went everywhere!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

I'd worry more about the lack of cheese

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Naked Ape
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Alright Bob?
You've not been around much recently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

this^
Afternoon Robert
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Hello mate, living it up in Cardiff and gearing up for teaching. How is everyone?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

Splendid thanks for asking. You going to attend a pre-Christmas bash in Winchester?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Fuck off he hates you.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

He's not exactly a fan of you either.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Alright Bobbo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Hello Bob

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I don't know why Andrew hates me Al
Why does he hate me?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

It's because you're a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Maybe, I think bobby has some deep seated issues though which he projects into me to try and let out some of the pain and anger of childhood

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Bobby has deep seated issues by beinmg a lolfatty

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:23, Reply)

It's getting so shit around here we should encourage Barryfromeastenders to come back.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

On /talk Gilgamesh is saying 'CUCKOO' over and over again
Count your blessings, Battered
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Well it worked for Ernest Saunders

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I noticed that. I don't see the point of having /talk and OT any longer. Should merge them.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I can't see any flaws in this plan

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Apart from Frank.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

He's the biggest flaw I've ever seen

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I'm starting to think he must have nicked all the lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Not that there were that many to steal
EDIT: and what of Quinten? Has he flounced?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

This is the problem these days
Not enough posters
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Well he said he was working on something big
I'm hoping that's still on the cards
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Swipe's arse?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

*standing O*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Some sort of expedition

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Hopefully that cunt kerrazy Kev hasn't got him into some kind of trouble.
Dear old Q, he's easily led - I do worry about him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

IP Banned.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

His has been? Or this site has been banned at his office?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

As I understand it is a lolMod job.
This may not be correct, my source was not completely certain.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

Was your source b3th?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

No.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Probably related to his sweaty handed sexytime gazzes to peoples girlfriends.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

get to fuck you short arse/ tramp pricks
as if they'd have the gumption to ban ol' quinton
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Afternoon Q

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

YO.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

oi oi

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

*married with children-style applause*

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

pricks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

What went wrong with the experiment, Q?
A lot of people were looking forward to seeing the results.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:08, Reply)

He went cold turkey on the Internet

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

i'll reply here to clear some things up
somebody was posting boobs all over /board on the day i was due to begin my experiment, so i decided to fire off a quick test and it turns out you can't ignore 2.0 mods so i got banned for a week :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Thanks for your help, truthquent
There was some speculation that the boob posting was you having a meltdown.
So did your experiment rely on being able to 2.0 the mods?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:29, Reply)

quinton has the whole site, everyone, on ignore
the idea was to subtly start adding innapropriate images to minor threads already halfway down various boards, the only people who could see them would be those that logged out, and i hoped that as i got braver i could start threads and that, creating my own sub-b3ta* that nobody could see but me

*a b3ta without any pricks on it, essentially
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:40, Reply)

But if people could see this stuff when they logged out
it would never work, cos there's loads doing ignore2.0 then logging out to see what the person who ignored them/they ignored has posted.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:57, Reply)

but by to report it they'd have to login, see it disappeared and then they'd assume it was already modded
ALSO: TRICKY IS PREGNANT AND SOMEBODY HAS FORWARDED ONE OF MALC'S EMAILS TO ALLISON TO MALC'S GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:OOOOOOOOOOOOOO! IT ARE LOOKING INTO IT, SEE IF THEY CAN FIND THE CULPRIT
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:01, Reply)

IT WAS PROBABLY TRICKY WHO DID THE EMAIL THING
:O!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Very silly to use company email for that
much better to use untraceable water cooler chat
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

5am Barry couch rape lolz

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

London people
Do you know any nice pubs near Moorgate?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Cool, thanks.
I'll add your name to my list of London people who know nice pubs near Moorgate.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

No problem!!!!
When will you be there? I pass within a few hundred metres of there at about 7pm Mon-Fri.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Until about half an hour before that.
Getting the 19.03 train home.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Ah well.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

3 mins is more than enough time for a pint

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:05, Reply)

And to get back to Euston?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Fucks sake tangles
If you can't be bothered just say
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:11, Reply)

He's trying to avoid me.
His train's actually at 9pm, the fucking wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:16, Reply)

tangledupinpoo more like

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)

YEAH!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

Yeah? Yeah? Well... You're... sportscowpat!
Ha! Have that!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

You'll be fucking mangledupbymoo in a minute son!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Yeah?
You and whose herd?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

They all fucking heard!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

Just trying to save your feelings by not declaring this publicly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:19, Reply)

No.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

I'm afraid you won't make the list then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

GOOD

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

Why, do you have one to suggest?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Look do you want to be on this list or not?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

No.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I don't think I've ever been above ground at Moorgate station.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I'll take a picture for you.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

cockgaz ahoy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Racist

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:02, Reply)

I'd just like to add, I think we're all glad for a lack of Vagabond in the threads today.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:10, Reply)

This is indeed a blessing.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

he loves you, you know.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Needs more rain

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

+ing in my heart

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)

+ you should be glad
Ooooh
*shakes moptop*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:21, Reply)

chortles

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:22, Reply)

I just read a story about Fusion on the guardian,
the comments are bringing out some real nut jobs.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:12, Reply)

This is a new timecube I think.
nuclear4everyone.com/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

If we are affected, as we clearly are and always will be, by radiation – that means there is obviously a connecting corridor between us and the negatively-charged pain-filled particles which affect the very cells of our bodies.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)

Deep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

I haven't looked
but I bet they can sell you some crystals that will stop that.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)

*re-mortgages house immediately*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:26, Reply)

Now I've looked
Something about a nuclear bomb cloud looking like a penis and a vagina, and

"At a later date, I worked at Dounreay, the
nuclear reactor site in northern Scotland. And
being by then curious about the metaphysics of
the nuclear processes, I sought on several
occasions to experience what radiation feels
like. It felt to me each time like sitting in slow
moving waves of hot sadness. That experience
added to my growing realisation that the realm
of the atomic particles is much more social and
sentient than our physics is so far able to
register and describe for us."

So...he irradiated himself. Hmmmmm......
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:30, Reply)

Well, he looks like a penis and a vagina now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:32, Reply)

the tl;dr version is
"particles have feelings too, you know"
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:38, Reply)

Be not afeart!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:18, Reply)

Yeah those jazz guys can be crazy sometimes!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:15, Reply)

Never mind the Gillette chaps!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:17, Reply)

5 fucking blades man!
KRAZY
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:20, Reply)

The 'Freddie Kruger' of razors

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:24, Reply)

I liked it so much, I cut my face off with it

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Alright?
Proper sausage fest in here today, innit.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 14:34, Reply)