Hello OT. I was introduced to a couple of Wes Anderson films last night and loved them.
If interested they were The Life Aquatic and Royal Tenenbaums. Can anyone suggest any similar films they think I might like?

alt: What's your biggest regret?
Alt alt: Throw some poop.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:46, 122 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I watched The Life Aquatic once.
Bored the shit out of me.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:48, Reply)

I've never consciously seen any of them but I did go to see 'Brave' yesterday and thought it was jolly decent.
Alt: 'self-medication'
Altalt: done. Now what?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:49, Reply)

Is that what you saw in 3d? I think you might like The Life Aquatic, if only for the Portugese guy covering Bowie songs.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:53, Reply)

The only thing better than normal Bowie, is Portuguese Bowie.
EDIT yes it was in 3D. Rather impressed, I was. Live action would I assume be shit, but for cartoons, superb.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Listening to it now on Spotify, iT'S RATHER GOOD. Any developments on ex missus front?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Yes mate, things are looking very tentatively up.
Had 7hrs yesterday and will do again on 29th.

Ex got a solicitor's letter on my behalf either Sat morning or today - once she's made her notes we'll have an informal meeting at which we will hopefully get something mutually acceptable sorted out. If that can be done then I'll have it drawn up by my legal chap, we then just sign it and file it with the court.

If she won't be reasonable then she'll have to object legally and she's likely not to get legal aid so she will be v keen for this not to happen. The cunt is on the fucking ropes now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Keep punching her in the face until she swallows her teeth

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I'd fucking love to.
I was stood outside Mile End station for half an hour waiting for her on Sunday morning, the late wanker.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I like this turn of events.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

i found this for you,
i'd like this to be on r the whole bash please.
somafm.com/illstreet/
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I endorse this.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

i knew you would,
i'm gonna snugglewuggle you right up the buggle
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I liked Life Aquatic,
is Darjeeling Limited one of his? had a similar vibe, and a naked Natalie Portman, which is always a bonus, but that was a good film. Tenenbaums i've not seen, but not heard great things.

alt: Probably my lack of mental health problems, and relaxed lifestyle. And booze.
alt alt: at who?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:54, Reply)

Alt: My daughter. EDIT: Very amusing Bob. Ha fucking ha.
My biggest regret is not becoming a parent sooner.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Gay

( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:57, Reply)

Ugly french cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)

For now... wait 'til she's sucking off fourth formers for a go on a highland toffee.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.
Thanks for that.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:01, Reply)

HIGH FUCKEN FIVE, BOB
HIGH FUCKEN FIVE
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

alright Bobbo?
Tedium at work. And IFAs being dickheads.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:58, Reply)

Hello old fruit. FUCK DEM IFAS. Have you seen Drive? it's rather good, finally got around to watching it.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 15:59, Reply)

I can't fuck them, I sign off on their financial promotions.
One of them is challenging every single thing I feed back to him. He's being a prick on purpose.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

There is this supernatural comedy film about three eccentric parapsychologists in New York City, who start a ghost catching business.
Which may appeal to you.

Alt: It used to be keeping myself stoned as much as possible, however as that is no longer possible, I'm not sure how much longer I'll last.
Revised Alt: Agreeing to give up getting stoned.
Alt alt: Poop? Are you an American child?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:02, Reply)

Anything else by Wes Anderson
His films are quite similar.

Not a bad thing, if you like them. Bottle Rocket is very funny, as is Rushmore. I enjoyed the Darjeeling Ltd., and he version of Fantastic Mr Fox is very good too.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Oh it's alright Bobby, your quite welcome.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Thanks Al. That is awfully kind of you. Sorry I didn't respond faster, I was otherwise engaged.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

That's okay, no harm done.
What were you doing?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

rolling up.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

Did you change the Alt for Battered's benefit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

I cannot possibly comment on that.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

That's v good. I'm totes emailing screenies of this to his wife.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

S'all right, I have edited my reply.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

Spoilsport.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

Shitcunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

Oh Bobby
:(
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

normal rolly, not a doob, that would be skinning up.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:16, Reply)

He's such a square, man.
Doesn't know any of the 'jive'
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Yes, loads
Alt: I'm not allowed to say
Altalt: Done. Now what?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:06, Reply)

These films are both shit
Why do you hate me blobby?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Naked Ape hating is a popular pastime on here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:12, Reply)

I was going to say, why not put that question to the whole board?
In fact, that's a cracking thread idea.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Might break the board though

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:14, Reply)

I think you've done this before :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:18, Reply)

Hahahahaha I think you're right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

can we have some sort of poll?
i like polls.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

You mean like the "who's the worst poster on /OT" one?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

It's easy to do and it gives you a real sense of satisfaction.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:13, Reply)

It's the sort of hatred that I can get behind.
Being a guardianista liberal type, I can't hate people for no reason, but I can hate naked ape. It's soothing to know that there is one person you'd happily bring back hanging for.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:22, Reply)

Hanging?! Can I choose firing squad please?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

We can get a firing squad to hang you, if you prefer?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:30, Reply)

You know that one with the rat in a bucket?
Where the bucket gets strapped to your chest and a fire lit under the bucket so it gets really hot and the rat panics and digs its way out through your chest?

You should have that one.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I'm not scared of you, you surrendered your rats and buckets back in '08

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Because you're a cock.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:15, Reply)

But WHY bobby, WHY? What have I ever done to you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Don't worry Nakers, you're not a cock.
You're really more of a spastic.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

I got as far as the word "Don't" before I yawned so hard I couldn't read the screen any more
after that I gave up trying again.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:20, Reply)

Not a lot, I just don't like the cut of your jib. And stop being so needy, just accept it and move on.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:19, Reply)

He just needs a bit of Bobby-lovin'.
Is that so wrong?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

Actually, yes it probably is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:21, Reply)

I'm going to say yes to this one.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

How have you ever even seen my jib you perv?
Really if you have issues you should see someone and talk them through rather than taking out your frustrations online, just a bit a friendly advice ;)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:23, Reply)

*Insert long and tedious argument about who is the most upset online here*

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:24, Reply)

It's definatly not baldmonkey.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:25, Reply)

I would like to see more of bollocks parrot round these parts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

I think we need more personality horse

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

You should make an animated version of this.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:36, Reply)

I think bobby is most upset because I laughed at something Al said
So it's Al's fault really
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:29, Reply)

I quite like Al.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

The whole world has gone topsy turvy
Next you'll be telling me you had a salad for lunch!!!!!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:02, Reply)

Rushmore
is very good.
( WormuIus, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:27, Reply)

(Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:28, Reply)

Alt:
Removing the shell from my racing snail. I had hoped it would make him faster, but he ended up being more sluggish.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:48, Reply)

I FUCKEN TOLD THIS FUCKEN JOKE ON HERE FUCKEN MONTHS AGO, DICK
SOMEONE ON MY FACEBOOK POSTED IT AND I POSTED IT HERE AND IT GOT ON THE POP PAGE COS IT WAS 'LOL'

DICK
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I prefer the way Jeff tells it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)

:'(

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I AM A VERY ATTRACTIVE WOMAN AND THIS HAS UPSET ME

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

DO YOU NEED COMFORTING????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

I NEED TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:00, Reply)

If I had known you were going to write this I would have poured a drink over your head on Friday.
How was the wedding?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:51, Reply)

Emotional.
Even the cake was in tiers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:53, Reply)

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
FFS!!
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:54, Reply)

I haven't seen a pun assault from you in a while, Jeff.
Welcome back.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:56, Reply)

Thanks very much.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

*applause*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 16:58, Reply)

OI THUNDERNONCE
HOW COME YOU DIDN'T GIVE ME CREDIT FOR THAT EDITING YOUR ALT SUGGESTION I SENT BY GAZ YOU MQASSIVE KID FUCKEN PRICK?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:01, Reply)

BECAUSE I DIDN'T FUCKEN WANT TO, YOU NEEDY PRICK. THANKS THOUGH IT WAS BLOODY INSPIRED.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

prick

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

see? everyone was like 'oh lol bobby, well palyed'
but it was ME

re: psst, bobby
genius
(ThunderCuntTheMagnificent officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep, 16:12, ignore, delete, archive, reply)
in reply to:
Sent To ThunderCuntTheMagnificent:

psst, bobby
edit the alt on the thread you just started to 'your biggset disappointment' or 'sexual regret' so taht battered's reply looks well L:OL
(truth fairy if you read this, you are gay, Mon 17 Sep, 15:59)
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:03, Reply)

I can't believe in nuthin after this

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:05, Reply)

that prick put me on ignore now
WHAT A PRICK
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Now I don't even care that he hates me the joke stealing spunk bubble
He's worse than Joe Pasquale
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:08, Reply)

i don't even care, it's 5.15 on a friday and i'm gonna get BLOOTERED

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:12, Reply)

Where have you been, then, if not to AfBANistan?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

both my accounts got banned for a week, this one cos of chompygate
and the other cos in rob's thread on /board where he was like 'ok that dood who was posting boobs has been banned now' i posted a pic of boobs with him on ignore to see if he could see me

he could
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:18, Reply)

Aha.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

you feel like you could take on me?

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Touchy!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:25, Reply)

it's an 'Aha!' song, you dolt! :P
Xxxxx
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:09, Reply)

The Stepchelles

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:20, Reply)

Nah the Russian Steppes is better. Esp when the other option is Afbanistan.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

Fuck off Bert.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:23, Reply)

FOR 30 SECS
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:16, Reply)

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(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:17, Reply)

Have a nice millky drink and a sit down
you seem a bit worked up
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 17:22, Reply)

fuck off larpy

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Is that it then?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:20, Reply)

pretty much, yeah
all the day people have gone.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:28, Reply)

And good fucking riddance.
Evening, you two.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:29, Reply)

Start a new thread b3th
It'll be easier to follow on my phone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 17 Sep 2012, 18:35, Reply)