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so's your face

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 18:30, 159 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
*sympathy reply*

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:06, Reply)
Wow doze.
you really know how to empty a room. do you think it could be the aftershave?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:14, Reply)
nah, I'm wearing Gaultier. Everyone digs Gaultier.
With it being Autumn now, I'll get some Cerrutti Si. It's a lovely autumnal, woody scent.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Cheers doze. ;)
I had a small bet with my self your reply would be something pretentious about what ever aftershave you were actually wearing, :)

just for that, I'll give you some ammunition: mine is superdrug own-brand.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:46, Reply)
I said nothing pretentious.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:55, Reply)
LOL
I love you dozer, you're kinda sweet, 'know?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:59, Reply)
I know bbz
But 'autumnal' and 'woody' aren't exactly pretentious. So, srsly now, who did you miss most?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:08, Reply)
seriously?
people who are hardly ever on, like cavy and Darth
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:09, Reply)
He means me really.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:10, Reply)
yeah, sorry my bad.
it was definitely you.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:12, Reply)
xx
Luv u 2, Key-ho-tay.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I love you so much.
Can I touch your winky?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I'll gaz you a pic
Then you can touch yours to the screen and pretend that we are together at last.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:16, Reply)
oh babygirl that's so hot
A/C
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:17, Reply)
join the queue scotty boy

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:20, Reply)
You have Ed Zachary disease

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:26, Reply)
Evening dick heads

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:43, Reply)
Fine then fuck you all

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:46, Reply)
no, fuck YOU all.
No returns.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:48, Reply)
Fuck your face

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:50, Reply)
hey Ape
how's trrricks?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:52, Reply)
Nothin much, catching up on the new series of the thick of it, you?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 19:59, Reply)
watching mythbusters
pissing about online, avoiding doing the washing up, living the good life in other words. might have another cup of tea in a bit. waiting on a call from aa friend having man troubles though, so it could all end.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:02, Reply)
is his winky broken?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:03, Reply)
nope, she's having trouble getting over her ex

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:04, Reply)
now my reply looks stupid

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:06, Reply)
nah, fair assumption.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)
so what you been up to on your time off?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:08, Reply)
well, I had a holiday and walked acrosss 70 miles of scotchland
that was good. lost one woman and found another one. healed up from the accident, nothing too noteworthy.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)
i dunno, sounds pretty action packed

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:12, Reply)
s'pose so
no real adventures though.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:22, Reply)
how are you planning on helping?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:06, Reply)
sympathy and the occasional suggestion she get the fuck over the knobber
she's done it for me.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Evening Benders.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:28, Reply)
evenin' jeff

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Evenin'

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:33, Reply)
JEFFERS!!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Apester.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:33, Reply)
bored now, i need to polish my shoes but really can't be arsed

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:38, Reply)
Ah
Jeff - good to see you.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 20:40, Reply)
Fucks sake Pudders, you scared everyone away.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 21:39, Reply)
god I hate him

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:00, Reply)

Who?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:01, Reply)
Are we still playing?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)
meh

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:04, Reply)
It was a shit game anyway.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, Reply)
your face is a shit game

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Your game is a shit face.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)
your shit has a game face

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:09, Reply)
Shit your face is a game.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)
SHIT IN YOUR FACE GAME BOY

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Good game.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
It's a game of three halves, alright.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:05, Reply)
like sex with Jamie Lee Curtis

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Not my type.
Her dad was a bit sexy though, in his heyday.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Jesus?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:10, Reply)
His heyday was much earlier than the 2000s, b3th.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Back in the sixties
he was a bit yum.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)

the his
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:15, Reply)
Or
a tackle by Owen Tudor Jones.

The cunt.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:12, Reply)
is that a footballist?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:12, Reply)

So it's claimed.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
what game?
I like games

I'm going to have my bedroom painted in these colours
www.dulux.co.uk/colour/velvet_ribbon_2
www.dulux.co.uk/servlet/ColourAvailabilityHandler?name=soft_maplewood_5
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:10, Reply)
how...
... feminine?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)
purple is sexy
...i hope
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)
You know you'r in very grave danger of becoming a grownup, don't you?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)
hehe, yeah
grown up, that's me
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I haven't clicked on your links.
But for some reason, I don't imagine the colours you've selected will have the boys beating a path to your lair.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Deep purple and blood clot red

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:12, Reply)
hey!
one of them is a NEUTRAL colour, I'm very proud of myself
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:12, Reply)
that one's ok, the mauve isn't for methough
still if it makes you happy

/Cheryl Crow
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)
I thought mauve was redder than that purple is

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)
I am man I know red, blue, white and black

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)
You should see the colour of mine
as it were...

Hot harem pink. Very restful.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
and look at all the action it got you!
I should learn from this
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Exactly!
The best way to get the 'boys' to your bedroom is to get some posters of famous footballers. and cars. And Scarlett Johanssen.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
I might go with dice and orcs
actually, I'm really thinking of big prints from the Hubble telescope
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
It says 'soft maplewood'
But I'm seeing magnolia.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)
less yellowy than magnolia
probably
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)
it's not magnolia you're ok there
choosing paint is fucking difficult. Have you painted some test patches? This is essential
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:15, Reply)
yeah
although not in all these colours - I've experimented with purples, and it matches(ish) the curtains I made from sari material
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
it's a sex dungeon bath room
easy to clean I suppose
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:17, Reply)
sexy and practical

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:17, Reply)
best of all the sexehs

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Smoke on the water.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)
ELLODERMON!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)
what?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)
Bloodclot!
I was being all ethnic.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Poor old Bobby's heart
forever in our...
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)
hey Caves
ditch the beige an go with black. much better
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)
I don't think I want it to be black
I did consider it for a bit, but I don't want it to look all goth and drab
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
also imagine the water marks
yeah, WATER MARKS
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
tsk. grownup

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:22, Reply)
ooh!
Did you book Serenity?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
yes, totally
told you at the time I think. at some point we need to talk logistics.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Yup
there are some issues. Namely that only me and you have *actualy* booked. C and J both missed the deadline. We're trying to get them in, but we might end up having to tag along with another ship
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:24, Reply)
oh well.
my character is adaptable, maybe we can be the last survivors of the Sans Serif, all the rest got killed in mysterious circumstances or summat and we were found marooned. should be fine. might even make a fun background to play with. and a lone reporter and her faithful tech works fine.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:29, Reply)
we should totally brainstorm this sometime
(although right now my brain doesn't work) We need to send off a proper group background/character backgrounds pretty soon. Just in case it's good we do need to keep it open for other peoples' characters to join later (when they realise they should have booked earlier like what I kept telling everyone)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:33, Reply)
OK, well I want to book train tickets and stuff once I get paid Friday
you have my email (if not then gaz me) we can work out 2 plot lines together and the others can just fucking lump it. :) Might actually work better if we * shrubbery* talked on the phone. anyway gaz/email me and we can go from there.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:38, Reply)
bed now
get in touch when your brains working and we'll be geeky.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:43, Reply)
The muzzas are on the march again
a french paper has written a CARTOON OF DOOM!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)
CARTOON LE DOOM

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:16, Reply)

LE DE
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Shit at English, yet suddenly you're an authority on French?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
A @ GCSE
Le Boom!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Some people just can't take a joke.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Did they learn nothing from Denmark?
What's the fucking point, eh?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:17, Reply)
in the cartoon or the rioting?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Are you saying the French have shit bacon?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
strangely they have bad cooking sausages but good eating cold sausages
Seinfeld GIF
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:22, Reply)
"this dude gets angry and kills people when we prod him!
"let's prod him til he stops doing that, that'll work!"
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)
maybe if we all drew pictures of muhammed every single day, they'd get bored and go home
Don't they have jobs to go to anyway?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
It's like they're a b3ta puppet
and France is the twat poster that keeps winding them up.

Why aren't the UN doing a proper job of modding??????
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:20, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Liberté, égalité, fraternité

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Nicole?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Papa?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:29, Reply)
Alright shitcunts?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Hey kids! It's Battered!!!
(Alright might son?)
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:20, Reply)
All good ta. Yourself?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Tops!

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:22, Reply)
and fingers?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:23, Reply)
And Cornetto.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:24, Reply)
How many?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Just one.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:26, Reply)
I set 'em up
you knock 'em down.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Only 50p

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Ha ha ha.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)
+ lube.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Hello poppet

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Wotcha. Alright?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Yup.
Definitely not too bad.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:35, Reply)
Great
to see you!!!!!!!!
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Fuck off.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
So glad
to get such an eloquent response.

I've really misssd you.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:24, Reply)
As much as you miss Hercules?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Hercules
is plummers deceased hamster.

While I have some empathy for the sad demise of his erstwhile pet, it doesn't really touch my heart.

Anyway, I think he's got a new one.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Guess who I'm going to see tomorrow.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rzevl0Hw79g
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)
is it
the brain doctor?
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:20, Reply)
that sounded horrible

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:20, Reply)
Have a happier song.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ead7EOypKDE
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:21, Reply)
i hate their voices regardless of content
urgh
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:23, Reply)
Got a pass for the 29th?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Nah, soz, got my sister up from Bristol

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Bring her along.
I'll translate.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Ha, she's home counties like me
moved down with the boyf who works for the MOD
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Her other half works for B3th?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Oh piss off.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Don't get chopsy.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:29, Reply)
He works for b3th?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:28, Reply)

from Bristol the stick.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I will only be able to attend for part of the evening.
Got another birthday party to go that night as well. Will make it to both, not sure in what order though. The other party will be full of pretty lesbians :)))))
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Where as the other part of your evening will be full of massive benders.
Worse case, come for a bite to eat and then fuck off.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:31, Reply)
We will see.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:32, Reply)
And on that note.
I'm off to bed.
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Woofter.

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Tits!
night all

*looks at Cavy and makes "call me" gesture with finger and thumb*
(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:45, Reply)
*nods*

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:59, Reply)
alright fuckos?

(, Wed 19 Sep 2012, 22:49, Reply)

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