COFFEE
Occasionally cereal or toast
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:03, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

what kind of cereal?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

How can he leave out crucial details like this?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Today was All Bran
Yesterday Cheerios.

Everyone can rest easy now. I am currently toasting bread
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

But what you having on the toast???
The world needs to know.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Peanut butter - crunchy - Sunpat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)

ugh, you foodwrong

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

ugh, lumpy peanut butter.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

...with a sprinkling of Irn Bru and Buckfast

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)

bru and buckie on toast together?
get out.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I like a bit of spice in the morning

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Marmite is the only spread for toast, FACT!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)

No dead yeast for me thank you
unless contained in a pint of the best ale.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Vippers got me making soliders for boiled eggs with Marmite on
Good idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)

I make toast soldiers, wrap them in streaky bacon, then fry

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Now this I like the sound of.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

*thinks*
Thin pancetta would work better but an excellent idea
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Uh huh, I've done that with asparagus

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I've done your mum with asparagus.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)

Is that why her fanny batter smelt funny, I'm hoping use used a beetroot as well or else...oh dear god

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

You fat prick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:35, Reply)

One day you'll be able to afford bacon Monty, bacon AND bread

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Don't leave us hangin', Spo'-spo'!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Alright Sporto,
i've got to take the dogs out for a walk in a minute, then i'll be sitting down to do some work at the computer, so if you wanted to start a thread in say, a half hour or so, i'm totally in there man.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I have a meeting at 10
I won't be the wanker that starts a thread then fucks off.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

Film 4 was ROCKING last night: ‘Ip Man’ followed by ‘Ip Man 2’. Top quality kung fu action all the way.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Kung fu interlectual property

Commercial law BOOM!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)

Hey guys!
Nakers is here and he's brought some GREAT JOKES with him as usual!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Woot!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

Be nice Boyce I have Bobbies hatred to deal with already, it cuts me right to the quick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

to the SLOW more like!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

to the CONTINENTAL DRIFT more like!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

This is too much, I'm leaving forever*




* not forever
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)