REALLY? WHAT IS HIS NAME??
HAHAHA....THE IMPLICATION IS THAT YOU ARE AN HOMMOSEXUAL AND ARE PLANNING ON ENGAGING IN SEXUAL CONDUCT WITH AN INDIAN GENTLEMAN!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:05, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Seriously though, I could murder a curry

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:06, Reply)

What's your favourite curry?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:08, Reply)

your mums

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:09, Reply)

My mum doesn't like curry, unfortunately
so me and my dad would sneak out and 'curry ourselves up' while she wasn't looking.

I love a good curry - unfortunately, I'm living in Tokyo for a bit and the curry choice is 'vegetable, mutton, chicken, butter chicken' and a choice of hatsui down to mild.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:16, Reply)

Oh, I thought you were one of bobbys accounts
sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

No, that's alright
Who's bobby? And why does he have many accounts?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

He's a morbidly obese studne teacher living in Bristol who has a pnechant for touching children in their special place
He has many accounts because he's a very stupid person who can't remember passwords very well.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

He thinks he needs a new account for every device that he looks at b3ta on.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Bless him, he's really quite stupid.
We keep him around a bit like a mungo pet.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

Oh dear, he sounds like a catch.

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:03, Reply)

waves
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:08, Reply)

Are you Bobby then?

(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:26, Reply)

YES
Probably Lamb jalfrezi. But then it depends where you get it from. I had one from a place I'd never been to before and it was way too hot.
You?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Should have asked for a milder dish.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Well yes!!
But it was mild enough at all the other takeaways I go to....but this one was mental.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

How's that?
I don't really know what I'm doing if I'm being honest
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)

You are right T.H.
You calibrate based on what you know - I quite like a Thai green curry, but the difference in quality even in the same establishment can vary a lot
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

They were really nice though
I phoned them and said it was too hot last time, so they put fewer chilis in it for me. Then when they turned up, the guy had made notes on the menu saying which ones they could make hotter/milder for me. Now THAT'S customer service.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

That's quite special,
you want to hold on to those guys!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

did he refer to you as 'the faggot at number 23'

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

the joke only works if you live at number 23

( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:31, Reply)

No
and yes, I suppose it does
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:32, Reply)

Actually, that being said
How would I know? I imagine he didn't, he was a very nice chap.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

GOOD HELLO MISTER GAYMAN
HERE IS CURRY FOR YOU YES? VERY MILD, YOU LIKE? IN MY COUNTRY YOU WOULD BE 'EL SHALVADOR BISHMILLA' WHICH MEANS 'GIANT WHITE BALD HOMOSEXUAL TESTICLES'
( Theoban What of it, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

:(
My testicles are a bit homosexual
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Are they bigger than heterosexual testicles?
Apparently homosexual members are, on average, larger than heterosexual ones.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I've found that with Jalfrezi
In different places it can be everything from watery and tasteless right up to the full-on ring burner.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Indeed
Shit....I want a lamb curry now :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)

Good question!
Difficult to answer this one, I have many 'favourites'. I guess, if you push me, it has to be a jalfrezi too, but *whispers* I sometimes ask for the mildly spiced 'meat grill' - like a kebab, but nicer and fantastic - works really well well as a side order!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

Oh, you've got to get side orders
They do a good tandoori mixed grill. OH CHRIST ALMIGHTY....WE NEED TO STOP TALKING ABOUT CURRY!!!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Ha ha!
But they're so nice and spicy! Okay then, what are your plans for the weekend? My day is already over and I'm planning on sleeping in a bit later than I would on a work day and maybe going for a walk.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:34, Reply)

MARSHALL ANNIVERSARY CONCERT IN THE LONDON!!!
And I don't care what else. I'm listening to loud music for a few hours.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:35, Reply)

Man! I am jealous.
Sounds like the perfect weekend!
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:39, Reply)

I can't wait, even though I'll have to, for fucking 6ish hours.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:10, Reply)

Wonder if I can convince the missus to get one on Sunday
*begins plotting*
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:11, Reply)

Text her saying "no cock for you unless we get an indian takeaway on Sunday"
She'll probably even pay for it then.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:12, Reply)

Hey, good thinking
I am NOT flicking that bean until I've got a keema naan right in front of me
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

"Then I'm going to rub it on your minge until you orgasm."

(PsychoChomp, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

Ha, like I'd waste a perfectly good keema naan on that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:14, Reply)

no

Threatening her with rape is likely to be much more effective.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:13, Reply)

Want a curry? Drowing in debt?
You can't go wrong
with a good Rape Threat!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)

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( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

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(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 21 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)