Stolen from /talk:
www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/12120689

That fat cunt costs the social TWO GRAND A WEEK.

1. Kill him
2. Make candles out of him
3. Pay back the money everyone has had to for out for a disgusting cunt who eats 40 chocolate bars a day

Fat cunt.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 8:56, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Looks like a combination of Bartleby & Chompy.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)

poor baldmonkey :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)

Baldmonkey: like an even more annoying Adrian Edmondson

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:04, Reply)

like if sad sack from the raggy dolls fucked eddie hitler.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

I find it strangely erotic.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I find you strange

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I find you,
and jiggajig your mum.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)

My mum is not black.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)

not
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:30, Reply)

was that really worth it? Really?
+Dynamite
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

But at least he hates himself
So thats ok then.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:15, Reply)

Solution: shoot the fuckers bringing him the food
when he's thin enough to run to Lidl himself, he's cured. Simples.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You dont want to shoot the ones bringing him food they
are working and usefull, I suggest a dynamo on a treadmill wired to the national grid, this will have a doughnut attached at the fron on a pulley, once he has staggered 2 miles the doughnut is drawn closer to his gapping maw and he will have added power to the national grid. Free power and he exercises
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 25 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)