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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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how did the tit scan go?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:47, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It's confirmed - he really is a tit.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:47, Reply)
fuck off monty. his bird might lose a tit and look fucking odd
have some respect man!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)
she'll end up walking in circles

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
you fucking prick!
why are you making jokes? she might have to wear a pair of those comedy tits like what gazza wore in italia 90.
why are you all being such cunts?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I did the serious bit down there

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
Oh right. Soz Q.
I was just trying to be funny but now I see that this was inappropriate in the extreme.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)
she won't lose a tit anyway, apparently even if benign its easily removeable

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Tell that to 'Mel & Kim'!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)
They ain't ever gonna be La Senza-ble

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)
i don't get this reference

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)
the scan has been booked for friday morning
we were waiting for the appointment to come through, the fact it's come so quickly has me worried :(
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:48, Reply)
nah, you're ok. They like to move fast as the earlier things are detected the better

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Don't panic, Q.
They don't mess about when it comes to lumps and stuff. It's one bit of the NHS that works incredibly fast.

Morning everyone, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)
nah, they always do these things quick.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)
i just always figured that as this was britain, and lets face it we're shit at pretty much everything
they wouldn't do something like this so quick unless it was serious

hold me, mmps
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:52, Reply)
for stuff like this they work well fast, don't mean it is cancer.
*snugglewuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
i hope it IS cancer, she was horrible to me last night
she said I was selfish, I mean ME, selfish?

ME?
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Bitches be trippin

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I can't belIeve she would call ME selfish though
I mean ME?
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Early diagnosis is the key, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:51, Reply)
No, Lokesy old chap, 'not having cancer' is the key.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
If only mr b3th had realised that twelve years ago...

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Sometimes it's the obvious things that people miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)
*feels foolish*
*removes naked_ape from under desk*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:01, Reply)
doctors love feeling tits,
so they book it in nice and early.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)
lol

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)
The reason they see you quickly is because it is one of the government targets.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:04, Reply)
prick off fucknuts

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I thought everyone knew this.
Diagnosis of cancer is a key objective. Try getting treatment for depression without using the S word.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)
eh? what S word? are you depressed Bart?
chin up
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:12, Reply)
oh suicide? brilliant, i eman i don't think anyone's eally depressed unless they're suicidal

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)
It's not really AIDs until your skin starts peeling off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)
I'm not depressed Q, but I have been in the past
You don't get to see a professional until you say you feel suicidal. So just feeling bad about things simply means tablets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)
feeling bad about things is just normal, as above you're not really depressed unless you're reaching for razors
you're just unhappy, like a middle aged housewife stuck in a rut
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Well, it is possible to feel so bad that you can't motivate yourself to go to work.
Or even get up and face the world. And still not feel like you want to top yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)
sounds a bit gay to me, just pull your socks up and ge tout there

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)
What I never understand is if depression is caused by a chemical imbalance that can be treated with drugs, then how can talking help
if it's purely psycological, how can drugs help?
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)
probably positive thinking or sharing or something helps release other chemicals in the brain to make you feel better
if you're a woman, anyway
(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)
Using the Sword?
You DO know 'Highlander' is just made up, right?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:16, Reply)
Shirtenly

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:17, Reply)
it's the only way of Quickening up the healing process

(quintsy, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

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