I'd like to go and see more stand up comedy,
but the only one in oxford is shit, gets some good acts occasionally, but never during the week. I went to one of the up and comers nights on a wednesday (like open mic for comedians) and i tell you, even some of you were funnier than that load of old wank bags.

I was pleasantly surprised to find the apples from the garden made a cracking juice, and so hopefully, will also provide some cracking homebrew.

Alt: I don't think i've paid attention to what sort of tea is in my tea as i only ever drink tea at work, and all the little labels have fallen off the teabags. I know they're twinings, but god knows what sort, Earl Grey is like all other tea, hot and refreshing, and anyone who gets upset about what sort of tea people dink really needs to have a think about how best to cook eggs in the morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:06, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

POACHED

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:07, Reply)

You are WRONG you GAY

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

just because you can only eat one egg

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I only get upset when someone gives me earl grey. Because it's fucking disgusting.
There are so many other delicious blends out there, English Breakfast, Irish Brekafast, Assam, Ceylon, Kenyan, that there really is no need for that flowery tasting shit.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

English Breakfast?
God, Al. You're so fucking mainstream. I only drink Lapsang Souchong as that's what they serve in this little cafe in a second-hand bookshop that specialises in Russian pre-industrial philosophers on my little street in Holburn.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

there is a great standup night at the hifi club in Leeds

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

thanks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

any time, Winders.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:34, Reply)

I never get an invite from you :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

i'm scared of our love.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I only want to make you happy :(
www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jGcxMHO8OA
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

I saw Ross Noble at the Oxford Glee last year
he was his usual excellent self. Plus the New Theatre (the one on George St rather than the one opposite the Ashmolean) usually sees most of the smaller comedians. The little theatre in Summertown also has some decent people, sometimes. Oxford's not that bad.
(berk, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

All weekends though unfortunately,
and I very very rarely get a weekend off.
Actually, Oxford Glee is usually good for some bits. I didn't though ththeatre in summertown did comedy, i will keep eye out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Aren't you the manager, though?
you're supposed to have minions for that sort of shit.
(berk, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:20, Reply)

As true as this is,
I would be a terrible Manager if i wasn't there for the key shifts. Weekends, especially Saturdays where the upstairs bar is open, are tough to run in that place, and at the moment i haven't got a strong enough assistant to leave them all.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:21, Reply)

oooo ooooo ooooo sir *holds arm up with hand*

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

you wear a tie,
you can't work for me.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:23, Reply)

and look damn fyne in it too!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:27, Reply)

oh yes,
you absolutely look the business, but it's not my business sonny, so you're out.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:31, Reply)

"Glass of white wine or fruit-based drink for the lady?"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I find it irritating that Al Murray is a genuinely intesting and clever man,
and yet that character is so fucking shit and rubbish.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:30, Reply)

His series on D-Day etc was excellent.
The pub landlord thing is like a modern Alfred Garnett, some people laugh at the jokes without realising how sad the character really is.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 11:33, Reply)