I miss Barryoaks :(

( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I do not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:27, Reply)

We still have Quint Enders
a much superior soap.

Did you hear that Malc has gone back inside? What ever will Alison do now?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:28, Reply)

herself up the shitter with a stapler?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

I imagine as he was taken down, she shouted across the courtroom "I'LL WAIT FOR YOU MALCY!!"

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:29, Reply)

you're 'malcy'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I like this.
although I suspect she'll find comfort in the strong arms of.... oh bugger I've forgotten the names again. I know Tricky's not around and Quin't's too upset about his ladyfriend's impending tit removal... who does that leave?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:31, Reply)

What about strong, dependable Joe?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:32, Reply)

What's wrong with his bird's tits?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

MelandKimitis.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Respect (able)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Don't worry.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

With any luck they'll only slice off the left one.
So Q can continue to feel a right tit at times.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Nice set up.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

Kerrazy Kev?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

I imagine you, hunched over a digeridoo in the high street of an English market town,
wearing an alpaca wool jerkin and Birkenstocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Vegetarian Birkenstocks, please
www.vegetarian-shoes.co.uk/sandals/birkenstock_arizona_brown_/12298_p.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:35, Reply)

FFS.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I fucking hate these people.
Oxygen thieves, the lot of them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Listen mate we have to meet this cunt on Sat'dy.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I actually own a pair of these.
I might wear them on Saturday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I'll bring a blowtorch just in case.
Also, I am going to spike all your drinks with little slivers of Pepperami.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

But... but... that could drive me barmy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

Hahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Scrag 'im and frow 'im in va rivva
It's the London way.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

Who?
A fucking vegetarian?

You can fuck right off. I'll be having a dry meat at Needoos.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:41, Reply)

A new level of bentness

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

Panteras less popular zzzzzzzzzz

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I want some meat Birkenstocks.
Made out of meat.
( Kroney, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:37, Reply)

I want some white rhino hide jackboots for Christmas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I want a hollowed out elephant leg to keep my umbrellas in

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

I want a cowering, weeping negro to stand in my hall holding my umbrellas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:40, Reply)

You'd let a black in to your home?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

If they're correctly manacled, there's little danger, you know.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:43, Reply)

The ultimate irony being his net worth is higher than yours.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

Yeah?
You want to know what I think? I think that the ultimate irony is FUCK OFF, YEAH?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I saw some coat hooks for sale the other day made out of deer hooves

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

I want a bit of 'hunting lodge chic' at my gaff, as it goes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

fuck that shit, I want some fucking panda skin shoes.
those stupid fat cunts can be useful for once.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:39, Reply)

The little known Elvis/Public Enemy crossover

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:44, Reply)

"take your coins back, I'm doing this to soothe mother earth"

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 26 Sep 2012, 13:36, Reply)