Well depending on how you look at it, I'm either...
The youngest of four girls and the second youngest of six
or
the oldest of two.

I don't know why there are so many scotches here, but I'm getting really fucking sick of one particular scotch who isn't on here.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:33, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

yes poppet, we are very sexy. thanks.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:36, Reply)

elaborate.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Well my dad married twice.
So if you look at all of his children, then I'm one of six. But if you look at his second marriage, the one I'm from, then I'm the oldest of two.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

You're from the family he wanted then.
Or did he get rid of your lot too?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Nope, he loves us all, it's just my mum hasn't died yet like his first wife did.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Oh right, you all live on a caravan park and your step-parents adopted loads of children?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Silly Tangled.
That's Home and Away. Poppet lives in Neighbours.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Silly beth.
I live in neither of those places.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)

You ran away to Yabbie Creek with Bobby and Carly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Bloody snakes!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Nah, was the Big C.
A giant C from a Caltex servo fell on her head and squashed her.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I think we need the full story here.
This sounds like an amusing death.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 11:02, Reply)

But we're cute and lovely!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

you are.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

I am and all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I fucking AM, too!

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:40, Reply)

I MEANT ME YOU SELF IMPORTANT COW!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)