fuck's sake
just found out a mate of mine is shagging some ropey old bird he works with, and his wife's way hotter than this rat faced cunt

what's up with people?
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:15, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

brain AIDS

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:15, Reply)

I don't know the people involved here, but I'm going to hazard a guess:
Wife - hot, but won't put out.
ROB - rat-faced cunt, but offers it on a plate to him.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:17, Reply)

This^
plus hot people tend to be shit andd lazy in bed
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)

Haha what?

( Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

don't pretend like you're lazy in bed now you gallic prick

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

Oh, I'm not hot.
I wouldn't pretend I was.

Either he's been very unlucky or I've been very lucky, though.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

shit i thought that was cavy again
stupid fucking similar names
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

You call Cavey "gallic" a lot, do you?
Fucking Legless defence twice in one day. What's the world coming to?
( Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

erm, no kroney
you stupid?

i thought CQ was cavy, i was gallic replying to you
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

i only realised it was CQ when you said 'he'

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

Cheers!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:40, Reply)

i'm not leglessing :(

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:46, Reply)

Maybe she puts out more
a hole's a hole and all that
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:18, Reply)

Maybe his wife physically abuses him
Come on Q, we need to know all the facts before we condemn the man
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:19, Reply)

to be honest his wife is one of the most miserable people i've ever met
but even if she only put out once a year, even if i was completely single i wouldn't poke this ratty woman

and this bloke's younger and better looking than me, what a nob
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:20, Reply)

I'd much rather be with an ok looking clever/funny chick
Than a gorgeous idiot.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

she was smart as fuck, and i'm sure there was a sense of humour there somewhere
she just didn't like me, TH
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

She didn't like you? IMPOSSIBLE

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

for serious
i guess i was a bit of a div when i first met her, fair play to be fair in all fairness
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:33, Reply)

You are nothing if not fair.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:38, Reply)

fairly fair, i think

(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:42, Reply)

When I was a kid, and I'd say "That's not fair"
My Mum would reply "Neither's a black man's bum!"

Imagine that!
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:55, Reply)

It's probably him what's making her miserable.
Give her my number.
( Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)

she was miserable well before they met
if she hadn't taken against me from the off we'd be wed by now
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:30, Reply)

Maybe rat face will fist him while he asphixiates himself and is up to his nuts in a corgi's guts
PEOPLE HAVE NEEDS Q
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:21, Reply)

^ The benefits of a public school education right here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:22, Reply)

ratface woman's last married boyfriend died while shopping for wotsits
how 'lol' is that, naked ape?
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:23, Reply)

are you having a laugh or What?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

100% totally serious
her name's tess, his name was neil, he started seeign her behind his mrs' back, then lead them both along practically living with both of them on different days of the week

keeled over in the crisp aisle of a supermarket, massive heart attack, died on the spot

it was well 'lol'
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

he was in his early 40s, very overactive person, builder, ran his own company, two wives, no kids
dead, bosh
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

probably had an undiagnosed congenitalol heart defect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

more than likely
plus he'd wear shit loads of cheap aftershave

tbh i'm glad the prick's dead
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

A cautionary tale, if ever I heard one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

totally 'lol' though
his wife and girlfriend didn't even have a punch up at this funeral, but both got half his ashes*

*ok that's a guess, but i assume so
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not buying Wotsits again, that's for fucking sure.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

They should put a health warning on the packet or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)