Don't open the door to the prick, whatever you do.
Invite some male friends over and have them answer the door if he kicks up a fuss, to gently explain to him that he's unwelcome on the premises.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:17, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

fuck that, get a boxing kangaroo

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Or "call the police".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

and lots of lube

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

But don't invite Kroney as he'll surrender at the first opportunity

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I'd only get drunk and fight myself :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

We should never become bodyguards
Unless it's a sort of comedy Keystone Cops style firm.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

auld alliance bodyguards.
"pissed and run away!"
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

With the weather the way it is in Oz
can you imagine how badly his armpits will get sunburned?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:22, Reply)

I dunno man, he's french.
don't they not shave or something?

Weather is terrible here anyway at the moment. Cold and wet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I bet he shaves them as well

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

But they're so silky :(
For a day. Then OH MAN itchy.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Filthy. Frog.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

For reals.
It's every bit as bad as doing your balls.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:32, Reply)

clearly you're doing it wrong.
bit of moisturiser does the trick.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

There's something very, very gay about moisturising your ballbag.

( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:39, Reply)

I was talking about your underarms, but hey, whatever floats your boat Kronos.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

There is?
Oh...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Chicks dig that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

It's the only thing for teabagging.
Three dunks and you're done. A lovely cuppa without leaving any unwanted visitors.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

we really don't. ballbag regrowth is itchy on girls too, when things get raunchy.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)