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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I've done the b3ta Randomburn the past 3 years
Sending a CD of random tunes to 5 random people, that's fun. Just one year I'd like to get 5 back, though, the idle shites.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:32, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
was that you?
yeah, I don't like steps, jive bunny or boyzone.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Did you find the secret track atthe end?
it was just 12 minutes of LiC slapping his cock balls back and forth
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
no, I had the track of him crying and eating what sounded like pizza.
I think he was doing I will survive, not sure though.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
I made home made pizza on staurday night, totes the way forward

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
if your pizza makes a noise
it might just be a rat nailed to some stale bread.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)
surely someone can sort out some sort of online file sharing instead of posting cds?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
But physical things are nicer and show some effort is put in
also you can put other stuff in the envelope like postcards or sweets or pubes.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Like I'm giving anyone off the interenet my address
I have a child to protect from these nonce-aholics
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)
I used to like Randomburn.
The last time I did it, I sent out 11 CDs, and got four back.
Excellent result, I thought.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)
People are cunts, aren't they?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)
They are worse than Nakers.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)
Recovered?

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)
I have!
was feeling a bit iffy yesterday though.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)
I ended up drinking a wide selection of cocktails with 30 lezzas. On top of the Needoos experience & cider.
My guts were dreadful yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)
You made it to the lesbians then?
How were they?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Delicious.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Let me know if you need any lube.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)
Ha ha.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Did everyone get their lube back or does Rakky still have it all?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Rakky has my lube. :-)

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)
Me too.
I have rallied so that I only feel "shagged out".

Why didn't I book today off?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)
I did.
No work today! Watched the golf last night on the BBC and have had a lazy start to the day.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
I watched the golf and went to bed at 12.30.
I might have a cleansing lunchtime drink to blow the cobwebs away.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
So, you're now clinging on to your thirties by your fingernails.
How's that going for you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Really well thanks.
I can feel my anger at "the young" rising as the days go by.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
Makes a change from your cock rising at "the young", you filthy nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)
No change, Tangers.
Anger and my cock rising are directly and inextricably linked.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
The majority of them, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)
or maybe you're just EXTREMELY stupid and naive
and anyone with half a brain would know not to send 11 CDs to people they've never met?

probably
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)
It's never done Amazon any harm.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)
amazon's not a person
it's a river in denial
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
SEE WHAT I DID THERE?

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
THE NILE IS ALSO A RIVER
YOU FUCKING PRICKS
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
You're implying that a river can be gay?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)
i can't take this shit, i'm off

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)
especially as these days you could create an online playlist somewhere and go
'here, listen to that'

probably
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
I saw this every year, I'd like for them to do a Random DVD, where you put a film or a few telly shows onto a disk in the same way.
Or even a £5 RandomGift would be cool too.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
And nobody ever does a randomcd anyway, they always choose the songs.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

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