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I'm getting emails from my Male friend about booking a spa afternoon."Do you want to go for the moonlight session (sans food) or the one with the antipasti?"
Fuck right off.
So anyway The Pirate Bay is now totally offline, that's piracy sorted, what's the next thing the GREEDY CORPORATIONS will attack on the internet to RUIN FREEDOM. Hashtag one percent :(
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Nah three couples.I was honestly expecting the girls to do that shit while I either drink beer or start a fire.
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Alright Chomp.That sounds well shit. Why the fuck are you doing that?
I thought most of those file sharing spots were long gone already. I read something about some kind of weird 'hidden internet' which is full of sites selling drugs and shit. This was in a Sunday paper though, I'm assuming it's cobblers. Do you know what I'm referring to? It had a slightly gay 'Matrix' type name.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:53,
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Yeah, it's called TOR, which stands for The Onion Network.Designed by the CIA so they can get childporn and meth while they're working in Iran.
It exists, but the majority of the stuff written about it is bollocks.
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With anything like that, by the time it's been reported in the papers, it's 6 months out of date.(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)
I guessed as much. Surely the old bill would be straight on there and bust them all.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:00,
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They can't really trace them through TOR, but if they're selling drugsthey just go, sure you can get this well good brown for a tenner what's your address??? then just knock on the door.
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That's part one of their web of lies. All the police go to TON.combut it's ACTUALLY, at TOR.com
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Spa afternoons sound a bit shirter. Sorry.Pirate Bay is still kicking around in mirrors I think. Freedom went down the crapper ages ago, sorry to ruin your utopia.
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Yeah man, they are watching your EVERY MOVE(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:06,
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Not being sarky, but you're probably right.My old man worked for GCQH, the stories he came out with after a few drinks were fucking frightening. And yes, I've spelt it wrong purposefully.
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COS THEY'RE WATCHING, YOU FOOL!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:16,
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I know, I was surreptitiously alerting the autorities to Bear pookie's internet whereabouts(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:25,
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Christ, an all-male moonlight spa session?Why don't they just call it "By benders, for benders"?
You should introduce me to your mate. I need more male friends who make me look masculine by comparison.
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It'll be couples, and I'll be uncomfortable. And pissed off it's like £100
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How much?!For that money I would fucking insist on a happy ending, male or otherwise
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good. i can't stand these pikey thieving cunts, or any shit that would use these sites.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:06,
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Tell that to Metallica, dude.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:09,
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That bit form Some Kind of Monster when Lars is sitting in his millionaires padand then accuses Napster of taking food out of his children's mouths is hilarious
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Virtually all of that film is hilarious.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:12,
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I pirated it ages ago.using Napster.
Only kidding.
It was probably edonkey.
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Lars Ulrich is such a massive turd that he almost ruins the Lemmy film by being in it for 30 seconds.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:17,
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There are more important things to tell MetallicaMost notably "You still owe me twelve quid and an hour of my life for that ridiculously crap "St Anger" album I foolishly bought and listened to."
Or "You really should have stopped by now, you haven't written a decent song in twenty years"
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A lot of people didI maintain that whilst it's decent by their recent standards, that's not saying much, and it's a pale imitation of the glory days. Plus, "Unforgiven III"? Seriously?
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I did a hugely satisfying fart this morning that had more aural merit than part 2(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)
I know this is harsh - "Fuel" is a cracking song, for examplebut that doesn't excuse the utter dross that accompanied it. Reload my itchy ballsack.
No really, go on.
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I hope some cunt steals your wallet/car/virginitysee how you fucking like it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:13,
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HAHAHA it's funny because you're pretending to get really angry on the internet using a totally spurious straw man argument.(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
haha! it's funny because.... no sorry. you're very poor at this.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:15,
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haha! you have no idea about this meme!(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:17,
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HAHAHA! You're coming across like a hipster talking about bands that you knew before they signed.(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Their first album was alrightbut like a dozen people bought the follow-up, they're too mainstream now
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yeah i get that, but it just seemed to come from nowhere and made me lol(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
It's more like stealing someone's meeting notes photocopying it and giving them back(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
not really, as the material is copywrited.you really have come across as a proper fucking idiot the last few days.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:16,
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Calm down dear.There is no point in getting upset on the internet.
Now tell me you're not upset and that it's actually me that's upset.
We can do this all day.
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nah, sorry al. you're a very poor troll.worse than nakers.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:17,
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Stop being annoyed with each other and laugh at my hilarious post aboveThen go back to being annoyed, it's a great spectator sport.
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al is attempting some loldrama.probably because he's a prick, dunno though could be because he's a wanker.
worse than jmg.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:19,
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Oh mumps, that's harshyou don't even know me. We should meet and have tapas.
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take your dago food and do one.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:21,
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which hilarious post?Also, it's not as funny pretending to be annoyed for the sake of the internet.
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So what? Copywriting should stop people profiting from others work. I've seen no proper evidence that this flood of bedroom piracy for the last decade has directly affected sales of anything. The only change in that time is that singles sales are more important now, and that's arguably down to iTunes and amazon rather than torrents.
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AgreedPlus, thanks to streaming websites I haven't paid for music in fuck knows how long.
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I watched the Avengers with peoples heads in the wayIt was like being in a real cinema!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:23,
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Cinema ticket sales were the highest ever this summer.The highest ever. And they think that every year they're missing out on 10 million plus ticket sales because of piracy, bollocks.
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total number sold or value of sold tickets?As if it's value then that's probably because it's stupidly expensive these days
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:27,
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One does often logically follow the other(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:31,
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Highest ever in terms of numbers or value?cos inflation could explain the latter. Well, inflation and Avengers. Everyone saw Avengers at least twice.
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Worse than Hitler etcI'm genuinely glad I saw it in the cinema, but not for one second do I believe those hideously patronising adverts about piracy killing cinema.
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And Battleship, everyone saw that at least 3 times(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:32,
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oh ffs, that's a proper shit argument there.is piracy illegal? yes.
are people thieving? yes.
is chompy a fucking idiot who makes less sense than monty? yes.
copywriting should.... matters little you fucking moron, it's what it actually stands for.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:24,
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I'm hearing a lot of WAHHHHHHH here.Can anyone else hear a lot of WAHHHHHHH here?
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I've presseed 9 and 9 and I'm hovering above 9so we can get a whaaaaambulance ASAP if necessary
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:29,
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My arm is getting tired, can i have a twix to keep me going?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:30,
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*panics**drops twix*
*mashes keypad*
*calls gay exchange by mistake*
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:35,
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yeah, soz al. you're not quite getting it are you.flounce clock would have worked better.
you're too shit to do it properly though.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:32,
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yeah, shove it up your mum's gunt.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:34,
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And that argument is based on a system which was set in place before digital distribution even existed.Law's aren't right because they're laws you know, things change, and I'm of the opinion that this is one of those thing that has changed, and the law should reflect what's happened not try to stop it.
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you sound like one of those idiot cunts that bangs on about all property being theft.your arguments confirm that it is illegal, so me saying folks that use these sites are pikey thieving cunts is correct.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:31,
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It's not though, if you want to be technical about it, copyright infringment is a totally different crime to theft.(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:33, Reply)
yeah, no. you're not really getting it again.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:34,
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Legal definition of theft is taking something with the intention of depriving the owner.torrenting isn't theft unless you were planning to buy the item and then you're depriving the owner of a sale.
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I have never bought a DVD in my lifeso every film i torrent is legal?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:37,
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so they're still thieving pikey cunts, like I said.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:37,
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I fail to see what advertising text has to do with the copyright issue.YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU'VE SPELT A WORD WRONG
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:31,
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I'm sorry monty, you're still a wanker.comes as a shock to us both.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:33,
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Wait a minute that can't be right.Or ever 'WRITE'!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:34,
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Is it actually dead then?I can't see anything on news sites other than a comment about it not working for a while last night?
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The swedish hosting company was raided last night.But they'll be back up somewhere else in no time.
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i used utorrent to download a pirate copy of a game because someone on play.com ripped my girlfriend off for itshould i hand myself in to the police?
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You should cut off one testicle and mail it to play.com in penance.(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Hang about...Eunuch Quentin
Eunachquentin
UnaQuentin
Unabomber
OMLG EVEN TALKING ABOUT PIRACY ENCOURAGES TERRORISM
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I should have posted this here:www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1745177
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:05,
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I posted twice in that other thread just now(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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so this cancels it out.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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