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I don't like disco, but I'm not offended as I haven't a fucking clue what you're talking about.(
Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:06,
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This:Dr Pressure
All you have to do is substitute 'Dr Pressure' with 'Dr Preference' and you're there!
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Annoyingly, I really like that track other than the cheesiness(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:15,
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The original ? Mylo trackyeah, Its fun house music
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:18,
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Not sure what you're trying to say there fellabut while you're here, can we 'bust' some 'old skool hip hop flavas'?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxOj_3ynblA
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:23,
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You are an intelligent man, why is new hip hop so dull?Is it the lack of samples? The money above all else attitude? Or just because all rappers have a smaller willy than me?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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Yup you need real drum loops and a re-focus on skills.They don't give a fuck about rhyme skills, scratching, any of that stuff any more. It's gash.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28,
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If hi-jack the terrorist band aren't linked in the next ten seconds imma kick RIGHT off(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=iVVw8-8xgw8
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30,
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The best current hip hop artist is Edan.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:31,
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Actually scrap that, it's the willy thing.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:29,
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I'll be honest, it's not magnificent but its impressive(
broadsword now that's fresh, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30,
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I've got literally hundreds more like it.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:28,
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I once played a DJ set entirely of 80s beatbox records.They never asked me back, the cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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You must remember Fun House!The second most fun you could have with balls if you were a child in the 80s
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It was fucking brilliant if you were 7 or 8, which I wasThat would have made you 12 or 13 so not really the appropriate demographic to gain maximum enjoyment.
tl:dr - you're old.
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I was a BBC kidI didn't watch that awful slack-jawed "entertainment" for commoners.
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Kroney, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:31,
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The MTV video was pretty good (better than this one),but the song is quite catchy and it's had the effect that whenever I read a post by Dr P, it sets my mind off into a disco world of fun - at the moment, his posts mainly recall the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack.
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For you? But of courseI'm afraid I'm not a housewhale though so no breasts here
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:21,
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Do you really though?You say that, but you've caught a glimpse of the 'boys' in the changing room, haven't you? Maybe your gaze lingered a bit too long and you feel confused now?
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Must quibble here old boyModern R'n'B has to be the worst for its preposterous endurance, despite every song being almost entirely identical. At least with Britpop everyone moved on and can now look back and laugh at those who thought it was anything other than fucking terrible.
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Have to agree with you here DF,please get rid of that sampled 'clap' that's used as part of the rhythm section in almost every song.
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And that terrifyingly predictable "OoooooOOOOOOooooohhhhhh"at the start of every track. Like the singer's going on a ghost train as they begin recording.
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Just because you're embaressed at wearing a hand sprayed T-shirt and a black netting vest like the manicsdoesn't mean the rest of us think all the music produced in the mid 90s was terrible.
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I read this as "MMPS isn't around so I'm going to get my attention fix from someone else"(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I read this as "I'm terrified he might post this picture because even though I don't think he actually would because everyone says he's not a cunt in real life, a small part of me fears that he might actually be."(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I think terrified might be an exaggerationalthough given how utterly mortifying said photo is, brown trouser time is probably appropriate.
I don't think you'll post it because I'm a little crybaby who'll mod you to fuck in less time than it takes for that photo to kill the average erection.
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Ok now I want to see it!How has Al got such an incriminating photo of you?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:37,
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He's pretty easy to find on facebook.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38,
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One of his friends posted it and I managed to save it before he took it down.(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
It's not as creepy as the photos he has taken of the front windows of your flat.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:41,
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Yeah I know, but seriously, this photo is fucking hilarious and I couldn't miss the opportunity to torture Darth for the rest of time knowing that at any minute I might just post itnot even in response to anything related, just, you know, one day I simply think "the world should see this picture" and then do it.
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It is a bit creepybut I choose to take it as a compliment. A sexy, stalkery compliment
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why not gaz it to a few select board members(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:47,
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Okay, who do you suggest?I think anotherwanker and Quint would be my first choices.
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Problem is they would definately post it on the board, thus undermining your power(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:49,
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Send it to me, I won't board post itI'm not that much of cunt, but i will have a giggle at it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:53,
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:55,
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Funnily enough i am actually unable to post pictures due to our firewall so DF would be 100% safe(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:56,
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that would entail knowing people's namesand i can only remember his first name, age, and place of residence
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:40,
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If you want a picture just ask and I'll cock gaz you right away(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:42,
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A while ago an old friend of mine was good enough to scan a load of very old photos and upload them to FBMuch nostalgia was had by all, but one of these pics is just horrible. Al will tell you he can get it off my FB because my security is rubbish, whereas in fact he must have saved it as I banned him from accessing my FB due to his previous form in this respect.
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You need to pay off some of his mortgage first.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:44,
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I thought you didn't like this meme?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:46,
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DF, don't worry about it.I just had a quick look at your profile and fair play to being able to dance properly! A good mate of mine runs a dance school and has a great time. After that, the odd 'embarrassing' photo shouldn't hurt too much, should it?
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That's very kind of you sirbut you're assuming I'm any good at it. Where is your mate's school? If he does competitive Ballroom it's not unreasonable to assume that I know him by name.
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Text message to b3th already written, finger hovering over the 'send' button.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:38,
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Yeah, but i love that autotune shiznit, it's the bomb(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:34,
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Disco is 100 times better than 'post rock', 'sadcore', 'breakcore', 'nu metal' and a host of other subgenres with bent names.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:26,
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That said, a lot of it is terrible.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:30,
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I wasn't endorsing it, it's just the effect that Dr P has on my mind!(, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
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