I hate the fact that it's going to cost £40 million to re do the train franchise bidding process
That's such a staggering amount of money to just piss up a wall.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:03, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Branson is a hypocrite.
He has been taking subsidy for years. It's a bit rich for him to criticise someone else's business model.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:07, Reply)

He's a massive fucking cunt
he's all too fucking quick to buy up parts of the NHS, but then he claims he's a nice guy and being done over by the government. I hope he gets AIDS and his daughter gets raped by Captain Placid and then commits suicide.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:08, Reply)

It would be cheaper to renationalise all of it.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I went to school with Holly, nice enough girl, pretty dull by all accounts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

I fucked her in the corn hole.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

It's ok, three people have been suspended.
Three people caused a 40million fuck up, nothing systematic to see here.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)

Is it a fuck up?
One of the applicants is challenging the decision.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)

They misscalculated the amount of money they had to put up as a bond in case they ever jumped out of the contract.
By a lot, I think it's about 6 times.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

i hate the fact that that guy got cooked alive in that oven at the pirelli factory

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)

Eh?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

cooked alive
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-cumbria-19812228

owee
(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

They think he might have been assaulted beforehand.
As he was from Cumbria, he'd probably just been out the night before for a pint and a fight.

Dog rough up there, Quints.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)

it a HOTbed of antsocial behaviour, that's for sure

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)

the DEGREE of crime there is quite high

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I'm TYRED of this now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)

F °ff

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

Get a GRIP.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)

it would be a terrible, horrific way to die in an OVEN

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

it's a real pressure COOKER

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)

He should have let off some STEAM.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I hope they give the rest of the staff there a good GRILLing about it

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)

I bet he's not a FAN of OVENs now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

if only someone had been there as an EXTRACTOR

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

i wonder if when he died he screamed 'AAAARGA'

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

I guess you could say he's now........ retired.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:16, Reply)

omg i literally just got that you and the other guy were making that joke because pirelli make tyres

(quintsy, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

If it helps, I read long thread backwards if I've walked in half way through.
Not entirely backwards, but I skipped all those puns up there 'till after I posted so really I poseted it first and for dinner tonight I'm going to get half a duck.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)

It's fine.
Branson can afford it. What with all his Virgin records shops doing so well and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)

And his Virgin Vie range.
And his Virgin Cola range.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)

alright Monts?
Jazzy Jeff is playing in Leeds tomorrow. He will be using a Pioneer DJM909. His request apparently. Ever used one? Scratch Perverts were using these the last time I saw them.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:25, Reply)

Isn't it a little late for him?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)

I don't get this.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)

Me neither.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

Well summertime's finished
if it ever started.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

oh dear.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I met him in Deal Real Records in Soho once.
He's sound. Never used one of those, no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)