it's to do with the part of the world they are in.
it was simply not a good idea to eat pork and shellfish in the middle east. those dietary laws are more the early form of food hygiene than anything.
same with the foreskin thing, cuts down on infection and that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:49, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Thank you, Jackie Mason.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Oh man I LOVE 'Reet Petite'!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Same with the burial of corpses within 24h ruling.
It's not the will of God, but the absence of refridgeration and adequate food hygiene you stupid cunts.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:52, Reply)

There is something in the bible about burning your house down if you get mould in the basement.
Based on some really cunty mould they used to have which would kill loads of people a year and spread through towns.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

NO NO IT'S GOD'S HOLY LAW.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:55, Reply)

To be honest that makes the most sense of the laws.
"Oy, Bill burn your own house down, or your neighbours kids might get sick"
"no, fuck off"
"Bill, God says you should do it or you'll die"
"ohhh alright then"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:59, Reply)

3000BC = fine
2012AD = backward to the point of being fucking scary
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:00, Reply)

2012AD it is gods will that you go to Wickes and get some fungicide and do your DIY

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)

GOD'S WRATH has brought MOSS upon thy decking. REPENT!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:10, Reply)

Kosher kitchens where they use different knives/utensils for chicken and meat.
And another set for everything else is exactly that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

maybe there's a part to adam and eve where adam eats god's scallops that he just got for tea and god gets angry and makes adam erupt from both ends

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Yeah', but that must mean that between about 30AD and 200AD there must have been a LOT of sick people.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

Well they did all sleep with their sisters.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

correct, which was why it was written into the religious laws.
cause people listened to that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 13:58, Reply)

but didn't Christianity develope in the middle east?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 5 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)