Coronation Street? I wasn't awre that you were a 70 year pikey woman in a bungalow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Keep him away from Malc.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

He is. With 11 cats and a gin dependency problem.
With two adult children, who 'never comes to see me, so busy with their own lifes. Still I've got my memories, the church keeps me busy and every Tuesday and Thursday the lovely nurse comes to change the dressings on my sores'.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

Wow.
Even mr b3th isn't that bad.


Yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Oh, yes.
It's how I keep it real and stay in touch with what's happening in "the North".
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

By that logic
all Cockneys say "Wassgoinon?" at least once every 15 minutes.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

cockneys don't actually exist except in popular culture, like Oompa loompas and hot lesbians

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Excuse me, hot lesbians *do* exist.
I saw some on the internet once, and given Rule 34, then by extension, they exist.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

you're 'avin a giraffe!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

How's that new steam pump woking out for them?
They say it helps keep the mines clear of groundwater
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Where IS Wilf this morning?
Oh, sorry, 'steam pump'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

That's his favourite gay porn film

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

No, that's 'Around the World in 80 Gays'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/interview/wilflunn/
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

'We get to the bottom of *that* flounce and finally find out the truth about positive threads'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

HA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

Starring "Fill me Fagg"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

would work better as 'Fillmeass Fogg'

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

NO*
*maybe**
**yes

I HATWE YOU
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

you think he's hawt?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

of course

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)