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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I was so hungover that I was puking up bile all morning. I had a shit and the smell was that bad that it made me puke again, on top of the shit. Suave or what?
Alt- I know many stupid people. I find the best way to deal with them is to encourage their stupidity for comedy reasons.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:30, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

separate bathrooms is the way to have harmony in any relationship. then you can't moan about how many bottles and lotions and potions she needs, and she can't moan about how the fuck you can smell like that.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:33, Reply)

But if she's in the bath it's your duty to run in and have a smelly shit.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:34, Reply)

i thought, you might as well wave a big red flag saying "I DON'T WANT SEX". i am really squeamish about things like that. using my toilet is literally a dump-able offence. wait until you get home, you rancid incontinent beast.
at what point is it ok to fart/shit in front of her then? i would say about 6 years.
edit: no. i would say NEVER. it is NEVER OK.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Fuck, you're weird.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)

flowers, serenading, chocolates...
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

so that I can curl out a log in your bed and thereby win your heart, I would.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)

( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)

then i saw who posted it. not surprising, eh, mon chou?
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

Jeru, Sadat X and DJ Doo Wop.
I KNOW!!!!!!
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Spiritualized are playing in Leeds in a few weeks, I might go and see that. I've seen them 4 times now, last time was at the RFH when they played Ladies and Gentlemen... live.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:38, Reply)

www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00000G42T/ref=asc_df_B00000G42T10037366?smid=A2ZFXCE62WVCON&tag=googlecouk06-21&linkCode=asn&creative=22242&creativeASIN=B00000G42T
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)

You fucking whelk.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

doesn't mean that his entire career after the first two years of Spacemen 3 hasn't been incredibly tedious wank and not worth bothering with.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Then he sacked the entire band and the quality started decreasing.
My favourite Spacemen 3 track is Lord Can You Hear Me? The cover by Low is great, the cover by Spiritualized is overblown and pointless.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Not fussed about anything else they've done since inc Spectrum, Spiritualized etc. All rather wet and weedy smackhead music.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I'm wet and weedy but I'm no smackhead.
( , Tue 9 Oct 2012, 13:48, Reply)
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