Well, there's an image I really didn't need today.
Back when I was doing my A Levels in '92, my teachers kept telling me about how fantastic it was that we were going to have Free Trade in Europe, and anyone with a foreign language could just waltz about making money hand over fist.

I missed the obvious signs that they were LYING to me.

Alt: no, I don't think so. I did once get caught checking out some girl's arse in the massive mirrors at the airport toilets. So I guess I'm a massive dikey letch.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

we had a contest once, to see who could pinch the most guys' arses (in our defence, we were 17 and on holiday)
i both won and lost, when my 21st victim turned round and it was a woman...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

+called Kroney

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

I'm not scissoring with her
she'd likely let go and piss on me. She's got a habit of doing that, I hear.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Nonsense
You'd love a clam slam with swipe
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

he's offered to pay me on numerous occasions

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:14, Reply)

but it went to tribunal

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

The only thing I'd pay with would be my dignity.
And shame. And self-loathing. Quite a lot of things, really.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:20, Reply)

You'd be a Sticky Vichy

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)

I'm only kidding
I'd kick her shitbox right in.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:42, Reply)

The mistake you made was waltzing into Weston Super Mare
I don't think a lot of European trade takes place there.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

Good horses though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

Haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Quite a bit of rough trade though.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

No, that's on Brick Lane.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

+rs

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

You can go off people, you know,,,

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)