Morning OT
I see those rascally scamps Anonymous have tracked down the bloke who drove that teen to suicide.

jezebel.com/5952080/anonymous-names-names-outing-the-man-who-allegedly-drove-amanda-todd-to-suicide

I'm sure his next few weeks are going to be a barrel of laughs.

In more important news, I shall have a slow-cooker full of Beef in Beer when I get home this evening.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:49, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You can have two \o/ 's for this news
\o/ \o/

Unfortunately this now looks like saggy tits, sorry.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I'd not even heard about this Amanda Todd.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Always on the lookout for girlfriends eh?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Me either.
Terrible failure to pay attention.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Especially when someone has gone so far out of their way to garner attention.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I do find it weird how some news storys get the internet all riled up but not others.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

The internet bullied this poor girl TO DEATH, perhaps that is why it is a bit less frothy at the mouth about this one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Wait, if it was THE INTERNET that did it, why are a bunch of paedophiles chasing after that bloke?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Everyone loves a hate figure.
Well, not 'loves', but you know what I mean...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I just read the wikipedia page
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Amanda_Todd
Not nice stuff, sounds like a good old fashioned lynching at the end.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

That page reads as though it was written by a 15 year old.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

teenagers are retarded, thank god they're not allowed to vote

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

A sexy 15 year old?
SOUND THE NONCE ALARM!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

release the maths tutors!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

TO THE FERRY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Run, Forrest, RUN!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Has anybody got a copy of the photos of her tits? I'm sure some of the mods would like to see them, even if she's a bit old for Scaryduck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Sure, let me just get the fi.... HANG ON, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT OLD TRICK.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

the mounties will be knocking on your door in hours.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

It turns out, right, that there are some creepy guys hitting on underage girls on the Internet
Who knew?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I think the guy who sent the breasts around is obviously a cunt.
I think the 50 people who physically beat her and filmed her are probably more responsible.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

The kids are our future, Chompy
Looks kind of like Mad Max at this point.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

are you number dyselxic?
the article says 15 people, and only one of those actually hit her

i agree that the mob was ultimately responsible by goading her even after her first suicide attempt, but a 32 year old man even being involved and attempting to blackmail a 15 year old girl makes him an uber-cunt

and he deserves everything the canadian judicial system can throw at him, so amybe a mountie or two and a husky
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

psychochomp's an idiot, psychochomp's an idiot
ner-ner ner ner-ner
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I believe the Steve Earle song
"Justice in Ontario" covers the ultimate fallability of the Canadian justice system, Quints.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

never heard it but just looked up the lyrics
so somebody shot somebody in a bar and got away with it, but some witnesses were locked up?

kerazy!
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

those mad Canucks.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I don't know about you, but I've not heard Jimmy Savile being labelled a 'rascally scamp'.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Maybe he should have been.
Could have saved a lot of heartache.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Don't see how.
I mean, not every kid that wrote in to Jim'll Fix It got to sit on his lap.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

No sympathy for him
live by the sword die by the sword, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

By that reasoning you'll die by bumming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

It's what he would have wanted.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

And you'll choke to death on the cock of a bent spastic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

truly, that is dying by the pork sword.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

you're just jealous i can perform auto-fellatio

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

not when you burn your mouth on the exhaust pipe

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

like

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

In fairness, if that was the case
he should die by suicide due to everyone circulating pictures of his breasts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Sounds fair.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I like breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

There really aren't enough kilospoons in the world
to deal with the irony* of Anonymous - a collective of fat trolling bedsit shut-ins who hide behind anonymity - outing a fat trolling sexally exploitive bedsit shut-in by removing his anonymity.


*yes, I know, it's actually hypocrisy, but, k'know, fuck you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

alright badge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Awright nakers?
It's tuesday and it's raining. Thoughtless weather cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Sunny and lovely here in the civilised South
tuesday suck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Fuck you.
Just for that I hope they go ahead with the cull.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

steady on, penguintoucher.
I'm blaming the actual weather here, not you meteorologist types.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Hmmmm.
*Keeps finger poised above button*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Also Reddit getting angry that someone who posted pictures of girls without their consent
Had their personal details posted without their consent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

this, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)