I can't believe it has been 25 years since that slag wind blew down some trees
It still does my nut in.
What slags* can't you believe?
Does it do your nut in?

Alt: 25 years ago I was a schoolboy just starting at secondary school.
Why does the thought of me as an eleven year old in a school uniform turn you on so much, you filthy nonces?

Altalt: Slags?


*Yes, yes, I know, my mum lol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:36, 162 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

We lost my favourite apple tree to that storm, 4eva in r hartz
Also fuck you, you pro-biotic prick
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:39, Reply)

It was a tough time for arborophiles all over the UK.
Which is your favourite tree now?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I dunno that one over there maybe

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Tree-hugger.
Edit: I've just noticed that I claim to be a tree worshipper in my sig.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Tree nonce

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Stupid sexy saplings.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:53, Reply)

The second line of your post makes no sense due to your addition of a question mark.
Please edit it.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:40, Reply)

You are, of course, correct.
Unless I was trying to emphasise my incredulity with an upwards inflection at the end.
Which I wasn't.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:42, Reply)

I am always correct.
Have you not realised this?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:43, Reply)

It hasn't really been apparent in any of your previous posts.
I'll watch out for it in the future.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I preferred nakers thread.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:41, Reply)

That's fine, you can answer his questions here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:43, Reply)

the moment is gone.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Just gaz him your responses.
He'd like that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

I don't want to encourage him too much.
he's still a bent spastic.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Soz I deleted it as it was a little bit shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Imagine if you applied this rule to all your posts.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

This place would be a desert without me

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

If this question is anything to go by, today is going to be an extremely poor day on /OT.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Did you get your news?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)

No. I am getting increasingly annoyed about this, plus the longer it goes on the more I suspect it will be bad news rather than good when I eventually hear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Nah, usually if it's cancer or AIDS the doctor will come straight out with the bad news.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

Often they try to lighten the mood by delivering the news through the medium of charades.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)

Better than mime.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)

But...but...
wait...is that a joke?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:05, Reply)

It's the singer, not the song.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

That's the one that nearly killed Gordon Kaye, no?
It put an end to 'Allo 'Allo, so it wasn't all bad.

Or was it the one that nearly killed Lesley Crowther? Either was I commend our storms on their taste.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Gordon's alive?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Apparently so.
I also appear to have completely invented the fact that Leslie Crowther was seriously injured in one of our storms. He did have a car crash in 1992 though.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

There's a boy's name that has fallen out of favour in recent times.
If you have a son, scarpe, name him Leslie.
If it is twins, call the other one Gordon.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

That's like a little poem.
A shit one. Maybe a Pam Ayres.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)

morning wankchimps

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:53, Reply)

wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

What do you think you are, a fucking weatherman?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)

I lost interest in becoming a weatherman when they stopped sticking little pictures of clouds on to the revolving map.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Being an adult, I can handle the concept of the passage of time without getting all flustered.
I can remember the day Kennedy was shot though. The shit violin strangler deserved it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

a nutcracker works best lol

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

It's all about ballet with you, isn't it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

His boyfriend is really kinky

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

you so jelly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

I'm trying to eat fewer sugar puffs :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

sugar
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Was that the "someone has phoned in that theres going to be a hurricane, ho ho" storm?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

yes, and it's nothing to laugh about, we lost my favourite apple tree that fateful night

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Apple trees.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Yes, and it was rather scary where I was.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Were you in my favourite apple tree?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

K.I.S.S.I.N.G

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

No, 14 floors up and facing due south.
The windows were bending in and out, I thought they were going to shatter.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Well if you will live in a ghastly council flat in a tower block with plastic windows

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

The house I'm interested in has......
OAK MOTHERFUCKING FLOORING, BITCHES
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

I know, but I blame society.
The windows were glass though.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Is that your answer to everything?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Bumming the world better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Nope.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Good answer.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I watched breakfast yesterday and they were talking about a single tree that blew down
they showed pictures of the tree, talked to people who lived nearby.
I failed to give a shit suprisingly.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

You have control of the game

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

It wasn't Nakers' apple tree, was it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

No it was a beech, it was called the Beauty Beech, it was over 100 years old.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

It is only bark deep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

maybe you need more fibre!

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaags

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

You rang?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Morning OT
I see those rascally scamps Anonymous have tracked down the bloke who drove that teen to suicide.

jezebel.com/5952080/anonymous-names-names-outing-the-man-who-allegedly-drove-amanda-todd-to-suicide

I'm sure his next few weeks are going to be a barrel of laughs.

In more important news, I shall have a slow-cooker full of Beef in Beer when I get home this evening.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

You can have two \o/ 's for this news
\o/ \o/

Unfortunately this now looks like saggy tits, sorry.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

I'd not even heard about this Amanda Todd.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Always on the lookout for girlfriends eh?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Me either.
Terrible failure to pay attention.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Especially when someone has gone so far out of their way to garner attention.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I do find it weird how some news storys get the internet all riled up but not others.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

The internet bullied this poor girl TO DEATH, perhaps that is why it is a bit less frothy at the mouth about this one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Wait, if it was THE INTERNET that did it, why are a bunch of paedophiles chasing after that bloke?

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Everyone loves a hate figure.
Well, not 'loves', but you know what I mean...
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I just read the wikipedia page
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suicide_of_Amanda_Todd
Not nice stuff, sounds like a good old fashioned lynching at the end.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

That page reads as though it was written by a 15 year old.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

teenagers are retarded, thank god they're not allowed to vote

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

A sexy 15 year old?
SOUND THE NONCE ALARM!
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

release the maths tutors!

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

TO THE FERRY!

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Run, Forrest, RUN!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

Has anybody got a copy of the photos of her tits? I'm sure some of the mods would like to see them, even if she's a bit old for Scaryduck.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Sure, let me just get the fi.... HANG ON, I'M NOT FALLING FOR THAT OLD TRICK.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

the mounties will be knocking on your door in hours.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

It turns out, right, that there are some creepy guys hitting on underage girls on the Internet
Who knew?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I think the guy who sent the breasts around is obviously a cunt.
I think the 50 people who physically beat her and filmed her are probably more responsible.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

The kids are our future, Chompy
Looks kind of like Mad Max at this point.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

are you number dyselxic?
the article says 15 people, and only one of those actually hit her

i agree that the mob was ultimately responsible by goading her even after her first suicide attempt, but a 32 year old man even being involved and attempting to blackmail a 15 year old girl makes him an uber-cunt

and he deserves everything the canadian judicial system can throw at him, so amybe a mountie or two and a husky
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

psychochomp's an idiot, psychochomp's an idiot
ner-ner ner ner-ner
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

I believe the Steve Earle song
"Justice in Ontario" covers the ultimate fallability of the Canadian justice system, Quints.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

never heard it but just looked up the lyrics
so somebody shot somebody in a bar and got away with it, but some witnesses were locked up?

kerazy!
(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

those mad Canucks.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I don't know about you, but I've not heard Jimmy Savile being labelled a 'rascally scamp'.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Maybe he should have been.
Could have saved a lot of heartache.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Don't see how.
I mean, not every kid that wrote in to Jim'll Fix It got to sit on his lap.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

No sympathy for him
live by the sword die by the sword, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

By that reasoning you'll die by bumming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

It's what he would have wanted.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

And you'll choke to death on the cock of a bent spastic

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

truly, that is dying by the pork sword.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

you're just jealous i can perform auto-fellatio

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

not when you burn your mouth on the exhaust pipe

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

like

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

In fairness, if that was the case
he should die by suicide due to everyone circulating pictures of his breasts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Sounds fair.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I like breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

There really aren't enough kilospoons in the world
to deal with the irony* of Anonymous - a collective of fat trolling bedsit shut-ins who hide behind anonymity - outing a fat trolling sexally exploitive bedsit shut-in by removing his anonymity.


*yes, I know, it's actually hypocrisy, but, k'know, fuck you.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

alright badge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Awright nakers?
It's tuesday and it's raining. Thoughtless weather cunts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Sunny and lovely here in the civilised South
tuesday suck
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Fuck you.
Just for that I hope they go ahead with the cull.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

steady on, penguintoucher.
I'm blaming the actual weather here, not you meteorologist types.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Hmmmm.
*Keeps finger poised above button*
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Also Reddit getting angry that someone who posted pictures of girls without their consent
Had their personal details posted without their consent.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

this, too.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Most things, mainly this cunting twat of a bastard customer.
Alt: 25 years ago my mother was pregnant with me.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

fucking child

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

and then you burst through her chest, ruining Ellen's fancy white vest

(quintsy, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

alright?
Is Gary MacKinnon autistic enough to be a QOTW winner then?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I would say yes
given a Home Office doctor has certified that he will kill himself rather than go to the USA.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

qotw glory awaits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 16 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)