I've met quite a few of /links IRL
but never posted there. Nice chaps, unlike you lot.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:51, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I am an upstanding gentleman, I'll have you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

you're kind of the exception around here sproters
you're nice enough for /links
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Damned by faint praise

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

hang on, I'm fucking lovely.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

*top chap high fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

fuck yeah!!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

BOOM!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Benders.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

You love it, you slag

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

you're OK too Windy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

*proud*

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Hang about.
I don't mean to tell you where to post, becasue you can post wherever you like as far as I care BUT if you like them and don't like us, why post here?
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Because he's a cunt.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

oh, I never said I didn't like you(plural)
although I don't like you (singular)
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Oh man, that hurts.
Don't worry though, I'm sure that given enough time I'll get over it.

You did say "nice chaps, unlike you lot". The implication being that, in fact, you don't like us(plural).
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

Tissues on standby.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I really don't know how I'm going to cope, Stunned.
CQ is one of my all time favourite posters. I thought we were brosephs :'(
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

If I were you, I'd not turn up to his birthday despite saying you would.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

he could always unfreind me on facebook...

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

where is his belt?
because that was soooo far below it...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

I know you can take it sweety
xxx

Maybe I don' like nice chaps, or maybe I do like un-nice chaps.

or maybe, just maybe it was a fucking joke you humourless retard.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)

I am neither humourless, nor a retard.
Perhaps I just don't find you funny.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)

you see, now you'e just talking in oxymorons..

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)

You see, I thought I knew what an oxymoron was
but I'm going to have to ask you where it is, because apparently I don't.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

the best jokes are the ones you have to explain...
OK, an oxymoron is "a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms" so the joke is that " I am neither humourless, nor a retard.
Perhaps I just don't find you funny." is self-contradictory because pone has to be wither retarded or humourless not to find my epic wit funny...

you may laugh now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Oh OK
No, it's you that doesn't know what an oxymoron is. Nevermind.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

me and a dictionary sweetheart.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

I don't really know how to explain how stupid you're being
so I'll just say that you're doing it wrong.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

yes dear.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)

I'll have a go because I dislike ignorance even though you'll probably just do another "yes dear"
secure, as you are, in your self-righteousness.

However, an oxymoron has to be partly true. It's a paradox brought about by two seemingly contradictory words, used together, that nevertheless describe a truth. You have described a mere contradiction, not an oxymoron. Reading something in a dictionary does not teach you to use it correctly.

tl:dr, you're wrong, you look stupid, you probably don't care.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

You won't rest until you've made Quey flounce again, will you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

I think he hangs around just to spite me

( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

and this would be why I call you humourless.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Just trying to help, mate.
I don't joke around with you because the dislike is mutual. I don't bother with people I don't like.
( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:46, Reply)

One out of two ain't bad.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

50% is always worth a punt.

( Kroney, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Well you've never met me, I am handsome, charming and generous IRL

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)

I like you Nakers, for an advertising cunt, you're alright.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

I believe you

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:07, Reply)

Advertising?
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

That is most definitely, worse than Nakers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Marketing, ACTUALLLY

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Oh, jesus! That's worse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)

yeah, well what do you do for 2 hours every day?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

wank

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Stuntman.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:12, Reply)

I make the world go around.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)

finance?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

Insurance, mate.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)

That would explain the boozing and lunches

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)

Best job ever.
The two that said I work 2 hours a day have been sacked.

Cheeky fuckers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)