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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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despite having belonephobia I got a tat done.
yeah, totally done it like a boss.
only passed out the once.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:05,
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It that when you are afraid of Blues Brothers?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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no, that's belushiphobia
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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bealonephobia sounds like something kronely would have
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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no, kroney is just a prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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i didn't know this
has him being dumped and left alone for months at a time adversely affected you in some way?
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:10,
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what? not sure I know what you're on about here q.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:14,
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kronely is a very sad and lonely figure with no girlfriend because he got dumped and wouldn't stop going on about it
how has he annoyed you?
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:18,
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he hasn't just pointing something out.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:19,
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oh fair do's
kronely is a prick
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:21,
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Picture?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:07,
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fuck off.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:08,
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Why not? Are you embarrassed by it already?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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you're not getting a pic off me so you can wank over it,
friend me on facebooks, it's there.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:10,
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What's your real name?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:11,
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Mike Air
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:13,
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Jimmy McScotch
gaz me if you want an add you prick.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:15,
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I have bellendophobia
And yet I'm surrounded by them every time I come on here.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:09,
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you could always fuck off to mumsnet.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:15,
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I applied.
Apparently you have to be a mum or something to join in.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:16,
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oh beth :( not even able to have any kids.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:17,
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I hope so.
That's one STD I never want to get.
Actually, that implies I wouldn't mind getting any of the other STDs. This is definitely not the case.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:19,
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think you're safe there.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:21,
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to be fair mmps
that is the least and most basic natural human function i female human can perform you should be able to expect
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:21,
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actually it's pretty complex
takes some people ages to get pregnant
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:25,
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spunk up her guts, 9 months, baby
easy as piss
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:29,
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think localboy might have some "problems"
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:31,
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maybe rob fingered him so hard when he was a kid he snapped his ballbag
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:32,
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Unless he's black. Don't forget Rob's a racist as well as a nonce, so he only fingers white kids.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:36,
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sorry battered but i don't think lying about other people on the internet is going to do you any favours when you pay for sex
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:40,
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*phew*
lucky escape
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:42,
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invent a baby, all my ex girlfriends used to do that all the time
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:17,
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did you catch them out with the old 'falling down the stairs' trick?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:56,
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i put 20 morning after pills in every meal
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quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:58,
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Hahahaha.
Why is this cake bitter?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 13:59,
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