it's proper fucking shit on here today

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:13, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you love it

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)

it's marginally less interesting than the break notice i am drafting
srsly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

is it a document on intent to break dance?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Nowhere near as awesome
It's to do with Leases, phwooooar
( Frisbee OG wanker, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

I'm looking for some new shoes
I normally wear converse when being all casual like, but they are fuckin freezin in the winter. Not sure what else to get though...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)

chop your feet off you ridiculous hipster.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)

I'm not the one with a battenburg cake tattooed on my arse cheek!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:17, Reply)

No, you have a W on each of yours

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I love ananl sex and World of Warcraft, is that such a crime?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)

For the ananl's, yes

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)

shit, that'd be awesome!
wish I had that one :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)

it's the only place i'd get a tattoo
i saw one that was a red handprint with the words "spank me daddy". what would you think if your partner whipped her kecks off and had that on her arse?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)

That she wanted her daddy to spank her?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:24, Reply)

if it were on a bloke i would run a mile
even in my heels
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)

there was also a dude who had an archway tattoo'd right around his barking spider
with the seven dwarfs (dwarves?) marching towards it.

why? whyyyyy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)

What kind of sicko would want battered and dozer indelibly inked onto their arse?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:27, Reply)

who are the other five?

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

Rob's fingers

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

this needs many, many clicks

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)

In case he wanted a high ho'?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

cor!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)

you're shit

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)

almost as shit as YOU
seen the gf yet?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)

maybe she texted me and maybe she came round mine and maybe i'm seeing her tonight
casual, like
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

I TOLD YOU SO
god if only lottery numbers were this predictable
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)

a shag's a shag
and i'll be getting fed too, last week was just her rag week and i think she needed some cock to calm her down
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)

translation:
you begged and pleaded until she agreed to see you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i certainly didn't, i ignored her for a week and over the weekend got chatting to some other girls i wouldn't mind seeing

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

Best of both worlds.
Well played.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)

naaaaaaaaaaaaah
i'm no cheating scumbag, if i were single i'd love to go after a nice girl for a change

but i won't persue anyone else until old crazynuts is done with me
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)

translation: i'm her little bitch

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:09, Reply)

not true, it's always been a fairly casual relationship
with neither of us really committing, which is why every row basically ends it

but the sex is alright so we both end up coming back. don't you go projecting your own relationship fails on me
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

who's?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

anybody's

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)