I have now got my phone set up the way I want it
and am bored with it. What new piece of technology should I get?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:11, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Tablet PC.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Nah, they're shit, I don't like them.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Nah' man, they rock, I love my one
You could all be like "Ploppsy plopsy ..... ...... pl..... plopsy...............grrrrr GRRRRR....*bite shirt collar*........splash......." whilst browsing websites at full screen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Think nexus 7 tab is worth putting on my christmas list?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

i dunno, something which tells you the correct lyrics to wheatus songs or something

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Sick burn dude.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)

anybody who gets Girls Aloud lyrics wrong is basically sub human in my book

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Good job they weren't girls aloud lyrics then isn't it.
Something kind of Ooo! Jumping on my Tooo Tooo!
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)

dude, don't you mean Tutu?
Tooo Tooo doesn't even make any sense
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I'm gonna make you, make you love me
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
promise you made, promise you made
doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

you make me sick

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

The blonde one made herself sick

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I'd make teh blonde one sick
if you know what I mean.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Mouldy old cock?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

No, I'd finger her bum and then put it in her mouth.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

she makes me sick too
those pictures of her with the black eye and all that 'OH WOE IS ME MY BOYFRIEND BEAT ME UP' bollocks, she's clearly as mental as a sack of ferrets and twice as piss fragrant
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Teasmaid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)

I like your thinking.
I'm going to take this idea on board.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Can you get one with an in built toaster?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)

I don't know, but I like this idea.

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

Top of the range ones can POACH MOTHERFUCKIN' EGGS!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)

NO WAI!
George foreman missed a trick here
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)

What? How the fuck do you have a machine that can poach eggs on demand?
Do you have to crack the eggs into a small ramikin the night before?
( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)

No idea, guess so...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Yep
Just imagine!

Poached eggs on toast with coffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

If only there was a way to make it bake you a fresh croissant

( Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

And a glass of cold white?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)

www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/4423635/New-style-Teasmade-wakes-you-with-freshly-cooked-bacon.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)