Good Weekend/Bad Weekend
My weekend was well and truly split in two. Friday night out for many beers was great, followed by a cool Saturday making pizzas with the kids. However Sunday was truly shite. Massive argument with parents results in them being revoked access to the kids for the time being, which now means I've had to fuck about with work to ensure I can drop the kids at school/nursery

When did your weekend last go from one extreme to another?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:19, 105 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's a bit shit fella
Hope all works out well soon enough.

I can't think of the last time it went from one extreme to another, but I had a pretty damn good weekend, even the football went my way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:25, Reply)

I was entertained by the bitch fight on my FB status

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)

my Monday was going fine
Until I saw this shittingly awful thread.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:28, Reply)

It is truly awful but nothing else was there to post against.

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Stop moaning.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:41, Reply)

worst 'Allo 'Allo impression ever.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:42, Reply)

Prick.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:44, Reply)

wanker

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)

Cunt

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

flangetits

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

hahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

waaaahhh mummy wouldn't let you play on your NES?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

I don't even have a NES
:o(
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)

What did they do to deserve that sort of horrible punishment?
This weekend was polar at the pub too, at one point on Saturday, we completely ran out of glasses and it was so rammed with people you couldn't move to go get more. I had to serve pints in 2 half glasses for a while. Then yesterday, we were lucky to scrape 1000 quid, sent everyone home and worked on my own.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)

Treating their grandkids like an inconvenience
Asking for petrol money to pick them up (about 3 miles in the car), obviously favouring one over another, unleashing a waaahmbulance about not getting a birthday card from my step-daughter in Leeds and generally being shite.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)

sounds like Granny has a gambling problem.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

hahaha!
Possibly
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Not bad.
Football is shit again now. Southend managed to lose to a last minute goal for the third time this season.

On the plus side, I have tickets to go and see a Mark Gatiss talk in a couple of weeks.

Apart from that, I watched massive amounts of Breaking Bad, so I can't really complain about my weekend.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Football is always shit.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)

My weekend was pretty good, as weekends go.
Beer, curry and records with friends on Friday night.
Fun with the family on Saturday.
Cake-baking and furniture dismantling on Sunday.
The extremes in this were provided by interspersing these activities with beer and marijuana, ensuring that I also got plenty of sleep too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

Sounds alright,
I got hold of a super rare vinyl Saturday morning.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Good stuff, what was it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:24, Reply)

Full fold out Hawkwind Space Ritual, complete with posters and stuff.
lurvly
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Very nice.
Was it in good nick?
The problem with fancy packaging is it's hard to find one that isn't knackered.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

one corner a little damaged,
but otherwise good. Really lucky find.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Fuck it, someone start a new thread
This one is grim
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)

I don't know, it's just got a bit brighter
See Nakers' reply below.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:14, Reply)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

Alright weekend, but mini ape is teething badly so is very unhappy
I'm still banned from OT on work comps :(
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)

sympathy reply.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Thanks for your support at this difficult time wp

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

prometheus is shit and ridley scott is a wanker.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Is it worth stealing from the Internet at least?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

it's worth burning every last copy of.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Should we burn the internet down, just to be sure?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

but then how will i read about sportscow's problems? :(

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)

He could text them to you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

i might just watch jeremy kyle with the sound off

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Sexy.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)

it will certainly solve lots of problems.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Not seen it but my mate thought it the best thing EVAR

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

punch your mate in the face.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I liked it

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I really enjoyed it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I'm not surprised.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

fassbender was excellent.
I liked the laser ball things, I loved the tentacle rape scene, and I liked the bit when he pulled his head off.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)

reading this anyone would think you liked anime.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

Not a big fan, to be honest.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

small mercies and all that,

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

I've read it and I think he is making stuff up.
Does any of that really happen?
I'm so far removed from this sort of thing that I have no idea what to believe.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)

Pretty much, although I've been vague enough to stop spoilers.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I don't even know what a fassbender is.
Naked Ape in running shoes?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

He's the actor in it.
Micheal Fassbender, you'll know him if you see him.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I've just seen him on google images and I don't know him.
But then looking down his list of film and TV credits, this is not surprising as I have never seen any of them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Shame

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

it happened and ever one of those things was shit.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

it's just a film, mmps :(
some people have got real problems, problems with bad grandparents wanting petrol money and everything
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)

yeah, a shit one.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)

ask whoever you got it from for your money back
i've done this in the past and it usually works
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

i filled out a returns form in HMV once
with the return reason as 'it's just really, really shit'
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

the guy at the counter chuckled, but totally agreed and highfived me a million pounds as i left the shop

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

then jesus and i got on our flying kawasaki unicorns and flew off to the moon

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

only rented it, not that arsed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

even so, it's the principle
you ask for your 4 quid back
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)

How about he just glares angrily at the guy behind the counter when he returns it?
And perhaps doesn't say thank you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I returned it into the drop off box, in silent protest.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

i hope you rattled the flap
just a little bit more than you should have
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I practically SLAMMED it in.
that'll fucking learn ridley scott for making a shit film.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

ridley scott's pissing your £2 up the wall of a bondage club
LAUGHING right in your face, mmps

i wouldn't take that if i were you
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I'm going to shit in a box and post it to him
and put a little flag in the shit what says "prometheus"
that'll fucking learn the prick.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

i reckon he'd like that mmps
it'll be like you've sent him a present
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

the fucking bastard with probably use it as lube for his sick sex games.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

i heard he likes to stick a toothbrush up his bum and watch Mopatop Shop

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

I heard he likes to wear a nappy and onsie then watch "monster high"
before shitting himself and then getting jodi foster to change his nappy.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

dirty bastard
maybe if he spent less time asking second rate movie stars to pour faeces into his open wounds he might be able to churn out a bit decent sci fi
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

it was only 2 quid.
fucking hell england! you are all rich cunts.
4 quid a hire?!?!?!?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

that's it
I'm moving to Scotland
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Oh and I liked the bit where get guys got attacked by a penis

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)

i liked the bit where the girl is all ':/'
and the guy is 'wtf?'

but in the end it all works out
(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

Is it a bit like "Ross" and "Rachel" in the inexplicably popular situation comedy "Friends"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)

i was thinking more kate hudson and matthew mcconnaughey, but yeah sure

(quintsy, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

morning mumpy,
I've heard good things, have people lied to me! ?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)

I'd say yes. never speak to them again.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)

New thread time I think.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

well fucking do one then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

harsh

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I was on-call.
The most exciting things I did was walk the dog and make 2 (two) different meals in the slow cooker.

Nearly died of boredom tbh.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)