So they're making subletting council houses a criminal offence.
I'm suprised that it wasn't before.

I think it's a good idea, well done coalition. What else has the government done that is good?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:36, 176 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

fuck is this?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Lolitics

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)

great.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)

How are you going to vote in the "fuck off ya english" referendum?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)

don't know if I give a fuck enough to vote yet.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)

It'll be well lol if it goes through and then Scotland fucks it all up for a decade.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:43, Reply)

you know what? fuck all will change either way.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Yes it will
Fattie Salmond will have no one to blame but himself.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:01, Reply)

Also I bet london will be well jell of this
www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/architecture-design-blog/2012/oct/22/trampoline-bridge-bounce-river-seine-paris
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:39, Reply)

announcing that they will give gay people equal marriage rights.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I'll believe it when I see it.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:41, Reply)

just not in a church.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:42, Reply)

possibly in churches.
They cam refuse. But there are churches where the minister is gay, so I would expect those to be amenable to it. Also there are several Christian denominations supporting gay marriage.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:44, Reply)

of ffs, it doesn't matter if the minister/priest is gay, it's part of canon law.
they can't marry the gays no matter what the law says because they're sworn to uphold canon law and that says a marriage can only be between a man and a woman.
so, if a priest DID do this the marriage would be annulled by the local bishop and the priest could be thrown out the church.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

in the Church of Scotland?
Are you sure?

Oh, wait, Italian and weegie. Pure fenian.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

yes, even in the church of scotland.
nope, fuck all religion going on for me.
my dad's a priest in the scottish episcopal church tho.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)

+ they're even more fucking right wing than the catholics!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I see. But the General Assembly could changevthe rules, right?
And what about those denominations in favour? Surely they can do what they want?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

no, the canon law would need to be changed and that takes fucking ages.
not only that, there need to be a large percentage of priests voting for it to be changed, there is simply no appetite in ANY of the churches for that.

what denominations are currently in favour of gay marriage? catholics nope, CoE nope, CoS nope and those are the least right wing of the jesus lovers. muslims? can't see that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)

Quakers are for it, but they're wishy washy liberals.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:58, Reply)

right. they're not a formalised church though.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:00, Reply)

I don't see any other church with it's own oats.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

yes. it's not a church, and has no unified message.
they are the christian equivalent of hippies, no-one gives a fuck and they'll probably all die from drinking unpasteurised milk.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)

um, Quakers for one, cannae mind ay the others, ken?
Priests? In the CoS? What fuckery is this?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)

what a tedious point to make you pointless dullard.
is this because you don't know what you're talking about?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)

you what?
There are definitely some denominations (minor ones) in favour. My dad was a CoS minister, so I vaguely know about the structure etc of that church, and on the proper Scots side of my family they're Baptists.

But as I'm atheist I haven't been near a church in a long time and I'm genuinely curious to find out about how equality legislation will be implemented in Scotland, as I believe it's coming in there before England and Wales.

Calm down dude.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)

see the legislation only gives the same legal rights and status to the gays.
so, instead of a civil partnership they can get proper married.
it means fuck all to the churches though as they don't need to do anything about it at all. simple as that.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:08, Reply)

I read this as 'I am gay - please punch me'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Pretty much left me and my industry alone for a bit.
Apart from raising prices, they seem to have decided that between us and the Police, we can probably look after ourselves.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

What's your industry?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

Pubs.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)

Oh yeahhh, that was pretty stupid of me, but your halloween name confused me.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

has the smoking ban fucked up pubs?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:49, Reply)

nope.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

good times.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:50, Reply)

I like that Kevin Carroll got knicked last weekend even though he's standing for PCC.
Not that he had a hope in hell before, but talk about ruining your chances. I'd be so pissed off if I was a supporter/donator of the EDL/BFP.

Plus now Tommy Robinson is facing extradition to the US for entering the country illegally which is beautifully ironic.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Who are these people gonz?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

EDL wankers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

Kevin Carroll is a figure-head for the "English Defence League" and "British Freedom Party", who are anti-isalmic organisations. The BFP formed when the EDL wanted to join the political arena. Tommy Robbinson is the leader of the EDL.

Kevin had a big funds-drive agmonst the EDL/BFP for £5k in order to stand for the Police and Crime Commisioner, there was a stupilation in the drive saying "If we don't get in, any money will go to the BFP", and since then, he's done many things to ruin the chances of getting in. He even gets other people to do his facebook stuff in his name, all the stuff he writes is like "YEH BRUV, SICK TATTO, U ROCK", but then his facebook page is written properly. When he realsed his campaign, I discovered this .... imgur.com/w0sD8 . Also, before his campaign started, he said he was going to give 50% of his wages to a children's home, and 50% to armed forces charity. Then once they got the £5k, he changed that 100% down to 25%, you know, after everyone already donated.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:04, Reply)

Sound like a nice pair.
What did Carroll get arrested for?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:09, Reply)

Driving and taking away
+ in a manger.

GET IT - LIKE 'CHRISTMAS CARROLL'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:16, Reply)

are you OK monty?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

This one...
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/crime/9624255/EDL-far-right-supporters-held-on-way-to-Mosque-protest.html
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I have no idea who'll get in to the PCC's because I think hardly anyone will vote.
That's how I'm going to become an MEP, voter apathy.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:54, Reply)

I don't get it - I'm sure we voted not to have a PCC round here
But then I got a polling card through the door at the weekend.
Also, I'm torn - Sir Ian Blair suggests people should boycott the vote in protest, now I don't want a PCC, but I think he is a cock, so I don't know which way to go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

Ah hang on - it was an elected mayor we voted not to have.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

ahahaha! battered, you really are a fucking stupid prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 12:59, Reply)

he's on a deletion tip yo
The prick.

Got any house tips? I quite fancy seeing Dave Clarke and Luke Slater next month. Techno tastic!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)

if you don't have double glazing, just stick some old bubble wrap over your windows

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

It's funny because I didn't even gaz poppet.
It was all a RUSE!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:03, Reply)

it's okay, I did.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

WHAT DID I MISS?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

what did I miss Mumps?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

they invented the olympics right?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:01, Reply)

Nah that was Hitler.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:02, Reply)

alright david irving

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:05, Reply)

alright Jeremy Vine.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Alright

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)

Shit - outed myself. Fuck.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:17, Reply)

don't be so obtuse. Sir Alfred Olympics invented it in 1893
as a way of promoting his new line of cameras and as a way to laugh at all the forrins for not being civilised.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:06, Reply)

I'm not sure that this government has done anything that is good.
Isn't subletting council houses already a civil offence?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:14, Reply)

I've just had a look at how to become an MEP
I need £5k, and to fill in some forms, I get the £5k if I get more than 2.5% of the vote in the region.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:27, Reply)

what are your policies?
apart from being a dull bellend.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I'm an independant.
I will vote for policies based on a simple cost/effect basis. I will try to simplify EU Bureaucracy and focus on unemployment across the EU, tax evasion and avoidance, reforming the CAP specifically putting a cap on the amount of help very large landowners can claim from it.
I'll also fix the recession in my first 90 days.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I will also tweet about my lunch every day to show I'm not taking advantage of their generous expenses.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

so a wasted vote on a buffon then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Don't see why that's a wasted vote.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Where are you planning on standing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

south east going against Nigel Farrage

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Much as I'd like to see you stick it to Farage, I think that will be a tough seat to contest.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)

It's proportional representation so I only have to get into the top 10.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)

So what I'm basically saying is can you all chip in to me campaign fund.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

sure, how much do you want?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

£10 will be a start.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

OK, no problem.


Hang on, slight problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I'm out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

sure, what's your bank details?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'll try to set up a paypal.
Be back to you in 24 months.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I can do you a 'TOTALLY NOT A RACIST' campaign banner

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It could be a image challenge.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I think that subletting a council place is a civil offence.
Nothing really. I loathe all politicians, I nearly became one to my eternal shame.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Gaz me tips BP!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)