i made gluten free cupcakes.
and now I'm eating an apple
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:43, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I made a vegan curry last night, it was good.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Fag

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

My housemate is vegan and I needed to nick some of his tomatoes.
Lentils, chickpeas, fresh corriander. Curries are the easiest thing to do vegan and still be nice.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I couldn't live with a vegan, it would annoy me too much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

They don't nick your milk.
But they do fucking stink when they fart.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

Do you not want to punch him everytime you see him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

No way, he's not as annoying as say... you.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

At least I don't have to wear cork Birkenstocks

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

I'll ask you again.
What was in it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

Lentils, chickpeas, fresh corriander, fresh ginger, tomatoes, turmeric chilli, sweet chilli and tabasco sauce.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
that actually sounds amazing.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

It's pretty good, I've got leftovers for lunch.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Vegetables you fucking twat.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

I also used a little lee and perings which isn't vegan by mistake
but don't let him know right.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

What animal is in lea and perrins

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

Fish

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Not an animal though really

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Naked Ape ladies and Gentlemen.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Anchovies.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

I hope he only removed what he needed and left the remainder of the plant in tact.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

What the fuck happened to students?
Pot noodle not good enough for you, eh?
Why aren't you drinking a cocktail made from every optic behind the bar and stealing traffic cones or something?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

I stole a Roadworks sign last week, does that count?
I just got told I'm allergic to wheat gluten about three weeks ago. This means no more gluten in my diet - which means no more fun stuff like biscuits or cakes unless I make them myself.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1765272
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Hahaha 'homes under th hammer' lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

You're nothing but a common criminal.
You disgust me.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Yeah she should be transporte....hang on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

have you been eating wheat up until this point?
If so, the fact that you aren't dead or constantly in hospital means you aren't allergic to gluten.

Soz.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:15, Reply)

actually you can develop allergies.
My sister wasn't diagnosed with a gluten allergy until she was nearly 25. Same deal as me, started feeling unwell about 12 months previously, nothing fixed it. Got blood tests, negative for the gene but positive for the antibodies. I had the same thing happen. So, actually yeah I am allergic, I'm just not "anaphylactic" allergic.

Soz.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

anaphylactic omega gliadin allergy is extraordinarily rare.
I didn't mean that. Gluten allergy itself presents almost always as coeliac disease, which was what I was referring to, and I assume you don't have. Yes, it's possible to develop wheat allergies, but removing gluten from the diet is almost always irrelevant as wheat allergies and gluten intolerance are almost always entirely different things.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)

I love it when you get all sciencey and magisterial.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:30, Reply)

"gluten intolerance" is one of my pet fucking hates.
There's not really such a thing. Getting a bout of windypops and hurty tummy after crowbarring in half a sliced loaf is a sign you're a fucking glutten, not of gluten intolerance.

Wheat allergies are different, and I'm not saying Poppet doesn't have one of those (although they are almost impossible to diagnose because the antibody responses are so generic and crypto-allergies are diagnosed all the time) but they don't stop you eating gluten. The problem these days is that even GPs are willing to subscribe to pseudo-woo "nutritionist" bullshit because it makes their lives easier, because the the public have been brainwashed by unqualifed, idiotic fucktards like McKeith and her ilk.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:36, Reply)

Basically you're calling Poppet a fat bitch.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:39, Reply)

he IS and I resent it.
I've lost 7 flipping kgs! AND a whole dress size!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

I'm just trying to put Battered off his creepy wank fantasies, tangles.
it's for Poppet's own good.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:45, Reply)

well when you put it like that, I *guess* I'm okay with it.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Hey don't stress, I've never been one to eat half a loaf at once! Nor put much stock in Gillian McKeith.
I've always had a stupidly healthy diet which only occasionally has moments of gluttony or indulging. I think that almost everything in moderation is okay. But I've been feeling sick for twelve months, and have tried coming off both my medications, separately, and had no change. The only thing that has changed how I've been feeling is removing all wheat and gluten from my diet.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

Badger, Angry on the internet.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

well considering that every time I've eaten something with wheat in it for the last twelve months, I've been experiencing massive cramps, bloating, nausea and headaches.
And the fact that cutting wheat and gluten entirely out of my diet has completely stopped me from feeling like this when I eat, even though it's only been three weeks, and the fact that my doctor says that I have a gluten and/or a wheat allergy, I'm going to take his word over yours! :)
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:35, Reply)

If it's a wheat allergy
try other grains. I'm not asking you to take my word for it. I'm some prick off the internet. All I'm saying is that gluten and wheat allergies are very different things.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

I can have rye, quinoa, oats, and just about anything else.
As soon as wheat enters the equation I feel awful.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

Cool
it's probably wheat that's the issue, then. Rye has a fair amount of gluten in it. It's also almost impossible to get oats that aren't contaminated with wheat gluten at low levels.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

I know, hence why just cutting gluten out of my diet is easier than trying to pick and choose which foods are okay.
I pretty much have just been looking at the pack and if it says "May contain traces of gluten" I put it back on the shelf.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:50, Reply)

That can also be psychosomatic btw.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:48, Reply)

Oh yeah I know.
But given how much I love cake and real bread, I think it would be pretty fucked up if I tricked myself into that!
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Fat AND mental?
I think now is the time for her to reject mainstream medicine and get in touch with a pseudo-woo "nutritionist"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

rofflecopters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

What's the name of your shaman Tuppers?

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I do actually offer pseudo-woo "nutrition" advice as part of my job.
We ship to Australia too.
Gaz me for some bullshit advice, yeah?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

nah I think I'll pass.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah? Well eat a dick.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Careful, you're going to get Battered all excited again.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)