i live in london
the pointless shit are the twats who come into town for the day and think they are welcome. GET OUT OF THE WAY.

alt: i like the new "healthy" pop chips. 94 calories seems less guilt-inducing than 200 cals, even if they are both shit and have no nutrition.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fuck off back to Cheshire then.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)

how would i point at your face and mock from up there?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)

Your opinion has no value as you are Northern.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

why don't you go shit in a greggs hat
and then put it on?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

fucks sake swipe, have you been dumped by ANOTHER b3tan?

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

firstly, stunned LOVES me
secondly, he already has a bird. do try to keep up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

so you say you love cats?

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

i'm going to an art fair tonight
i might buy a painting of one.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

A painting of an art fair?
That's a bit derivative isn't it?

Wuv woo.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

you know those giant salty balls that you suck?
could you try not doing it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Just lean forward slightly
he has a very large face.
( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

yeah fuck off back to cheshire you fat slag

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)

how is your amazingly mentally sound girlfriend ?
speaking of fat slags
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)

speaking of fat slags what?

( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

his girlfriend is one or something, i dunno

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1765957
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)

*wedgies*

( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

maybe it's a tumour

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

Oh don't joke about that sort of thing Swipe
how would you like it if we all made cancer jokes about you?
( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

meh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)

i definitely wouldn't make a joke about her getting human pamplona virus from all the gay cock she's had up her
or ovarian cancer from the complete lack of use of her uterus
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)

hang on, i think that's the wrong way round
you are more likely to get ovarian cancer if you have had kids, but more likely to get breast cancer if you haven't. i wouldn't want you to get your deathwishes all mixed up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

I think you'll find breast feeding decreases the risk of both.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

well, my friend whose baby is a few weeks old
said that she gave up breast feeding when the baby damaged her nipples so much that the baby then started spitting out blood from them. apart from the fact that she may have given birth to the anti-christ, this is not a good advert.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

She just has a stupid baby who can't do it properly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

or shit tits

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

Good job she's the only person who's ever tried breast feeding and therefore the only person whose opinion on the matter can be trusted.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:22, Reply)

one thing's for sure
she's got more idea than you'll ever have
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:24, Reply)

i also said pamplona virus
and pamplona is the place in spain where they have the running of the bulls
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

you should totally do that

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

i think i already have?
not sure if i imagined it, but i might have done
(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

maybe one stood on your head
and that's why you have no neck?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

Human pamplona virus is bull shit.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

lol

(quintsy, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Where abouts in London do you live?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

She lives near the Queen.

( Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

kensington high street

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)

fair enough, that is london,
I'll stand down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

She makes a big deal about never living anywhere outside London proper
as it's all pikey. This is despite being a Mancunian.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

no, this is not true at all
people can live where they want. frankly, i'd like it if a few more of them fucked off, so i could actually get on a tube/bus/road.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

you know,
you could just not live in London.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

i know
i just need to move all the people and buildings that i really like
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

fair enough.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

Sorry, you make a big deal about YOU never etc etc
By which I mean the outer zones.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

i'm probably having a go at a specific target
like some cunt who lives in slough
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)

I miss Guildford.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

High street ken?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

aye
although technically the street sign says "ken high st"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)

Another sweaty palmed stalker
Oh, Windy :(
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:04, Reply)

says the guy who stood underneath my balcony and cried until i let him in

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)

You stole my fucking glasses.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

Poor piggy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)

you were just looking for an excuse to come back
i made sure i quashed it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)

I couldn't see and you threw them in a hedge.

( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:12, Reply)

if you couldn't see
why did you walk off without them?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I was drunk, I could barely see anyway.
You still threw my glasses in a hedge.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:14, Reply)

That was short sighted of you

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

I just want to get lost in a gunt one more time.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)

i left my ipad in mine
so you can find your way out again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13, Reply)

that is very kind of you.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:15, Reply)