everybody seems to have been to a brazillian meat buffet but me :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:13, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

'brazillian meat buffet'

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

That's 'right'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

I've been to two now and both times didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

Yet ate your bodyweight.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Nah, far from it actually.
The nicest thing was a pork and black bean stew - worst: chicken hearts, possibly because they looked like when cat shit gets covered in litter.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

The best thing at nandos, of which is on a limited list of enjoyable things, is the chicken livers.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

The trouble with eating chicken hearts
is, although they just taste of generic meat, you can't quite get over the fact that you're eating a heart. Maybe you have to be made of sterner stuff than I, but it always makes me get a bit nauseous.
( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

So not only are you a frenchman, but you are a shit frenchman to boot.

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

I moved to the UK because I don't like recognising organs in my food.

( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

your face is an organ

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

=/

( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

you should have just skyved biology lessons

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I ate lamb heart kebabs a few weeks ago and they were delicious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Bits of heart or whole hearts onna stick?

( Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Bits of, trimmed and rolled

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

What were they like? I really wanna try that now, but I imagine they'd need to be prepaired properly.
You soo need to invite me out to dinner somewhere special next week for my birthday in 2 day's time.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

They were very similar to kidneys actually. General offal stylee.
I'd invite you round mine but you wouldn't turn up.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

*high fives*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

I totally suck at that, espesh over the last few months espesh.
Totes gazomating
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Maybe?
Cheese eating surrender etc.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

because the only prozzies who'll do it
are pretty desperate for work
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I've never in my life one such a thing eaither.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

They're pretty good
The key is to not take too much when they come round - they'll try and give you multiple slices. Resist! There'll be another load of meat coming round in a couple of minutes, get fresh stuff.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

am I the only person who hasn't assumed
that a brazilian buffet isn't a line up of shaved and dripping whores?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Yes.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

what a filthy hoor

(quintsy, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

That double negative makes my brain hurt

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)