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Morning all.I went to see the new James Bond film yesterday. It was 'quite good'. Then went out to dinner at one of those Brazilian meat restaurants. It was 'quite good'. Hawklords on Friday night was 'really rather good'.
What did you do?
Alt: What's happening for you this week?
Bonus ball: Front cover of today's Sun is 'Glitter's Ten Hour Sex Quiz' - now I'm all for 'edgy' TV but I really don't think that's going to be a ratings winner.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:22,
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I did some stuff this weekend. This and that really.My train to Leeds is delayed and this week I have a plasterer in to do my vestibule.
Edit- similar thing when I saw a newspaper story about a 'child sex teacher', only in Scotland, eh?
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I overtook two fat birds who were 'jogging' down the towpath this morning.You're not gonna shift the lard by 'running' if you can be overtaken by someone walking, are ya?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:36,
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Work 'Do' on Friday, followed by going to meet my friend for her birthday.A remarkably average night.
Gym saturday morning, bit of a wander round Macc in the afternoon, out with some friends that night, not a bad day at all.
Yesterday was football (the less said about that, the better), and little else.
Alt: Skyfall tonight, pc fixing, gym, bit of cooking this week.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:37,
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Morning.I drank gin on Friday, which was 'really rather good'. Then sat up half the night with baby tangle, which was 'very poor'.
Went out orienteering with little tangle on Saturday in a park mainly populated by fly agaric mushrooms - 'quite good'.
Finally, last night we had a Hallowe'en party for little tangle and his friends, which was 'fucking shit'
Alt: An exciting trip to London tomorrow with my boss, to go to a meeting and then out for beers. And going to a good gig on Thursday.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:41,
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Hookah-smoking caterpillar, not pictured.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:43,
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Did you pick any?If you skin them and boil them in milk they aren't poisonous, you know. However if you take them all the time for a couple of weeks your skin goes yellow - so, be careful, yeah?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:46,
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It wasn't really appropriate to pick any.It broke my heart to leave them all there, but I can't really see any opportunity to take any with a baby in the house.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:49,
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Feed them to the baby and then drink the baby's piss.Fuck's sake man do I really have to do *all* the thinking here?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:54,
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It's so obvious when you spell it out like that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:56,
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one of my uncles is a renowned pharmacologistHe wrote a book about drugs in plants, in which I found out that the hallucinogenic effects of fly agaric are retained in the urine, so you could get trippy from drinking piss.
True story.
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This is why Lapp shamans drink reindeer piss.It filters the poision but keeps the nommy trippy effects.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:47,
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Don't be fooled.Dozer has been trying to persuade me to drink his piss for months now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:50,
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NO.Oh sorry I thought you were talking about the stuff you promised me weeks ago.
As you were.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:55,
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D'you know what? It did.Only had a couple of listens so far - it's 'alright'
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:55,
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So far, yes.Like I said - only had a couple of listens.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:02,
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I wonder who was the first one to try it. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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Looking at the populol page, I think we need to get a petition together and get Jeff back on the daytime shift.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:47,
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Genuinely read this as 'get Jeff beck on the daytime shift'.Yeah good luck with that mate.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:48,
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He's everywhere and nowhere, baby.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:53,
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Morning allFriday night's party was excellent. Saturday's night in with steaks and wine was spectacularly good. Yesterday's 'pub & guitar tiem' was awesome as was Sunday dinner. All in all a tremendous weekend.
This week I are mostly waiting for interview with a company I've been trying to get into for at least 4 years.
Bonus ball: Dear UK Media. I'm sick of the blanket coverage (eeurgh!) now. Round 'em up and let the police do their bit, stop speculating.
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what if this company expect you to work longer than your contracted hours?(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)
THen the only solution would be to kidnap the chief executives daughter and rape her until she commits suicide(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Funniest moment of the weekend was my wife walking and texting on Saturday nifght and walking straight into a telegraph poleworst part of the weekend i that miniape doesn't believe in the clocks going back resulting in a 5am wake up, after a 3am bedtime :(
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:52,
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I share your pain.I expect I shall be sleeping at my desk after lunch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:54,
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I went to bed at 8 last night to catch up a bit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:56,
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I had several g&ts a bottle wine and a massive Sunday Roasti was knackered
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:57,
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I had your mum.She's a bit knackered now.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:59,
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oh yeah, I rocked at my gig btwI 'held it down' and will be playing for them again.
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How long into the set before you started enjoying it?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 8:57,
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Your face is like a botched circumcision.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:03,
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yeah...well your face face is like...SHUT UP!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:12,
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The Sun also has a story inside about a viagra type drug that opens up womens nostrils making them more susceptible to pheremones(Or something, I didn't really read it in any detail).
I only mention it because they used the headline 'She's got a sniffy'.
Which, really, is causing me all sorts of unpleasant thoughts that they probably didn't mean to imply.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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Oh, and as for the weekend, because I am a massive nerd, I went here:www.guardian.co.uk/culture/gallery/2012/oct/28/london-comic-con-pictures
And, also because I am a massive nerd, I feel compelled to point out that the caption writer is full of shit and the second picture is most certainly not 'Deadpool'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:07,
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I don't know you well enough for that.You need to use the more formal 'vous'.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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OK 'vous ete un turde grande'How's that?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:11,
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C'est très bien, je vous remercie,. Je suis impressionné par votre connaissance de la langue. I, d'autre part, a dû utiliser Google Translate, alors cela pourrait rien dire et je ne serait vraiment pas la moindre idée de putain.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:13,
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The girl with the massive tits.Took fucking ages to sort that costume out.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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He went as 'The Brown Bottle' from Viz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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My friend showed me an x-ray of a woman with a massive vibrator stuck in her arse yesterday, it was well lolthe same person has also had to remove an entire apple from someones rectum before
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:17,
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Hahaha'When Halloween parties go bad'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:17,
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no one wanted to "bob" for apples after Stephanie had had a go...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:19,
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I don't know Q, some people like to have massive things in their arses(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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Even drunk, I never dressed up to go to these things.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:21,
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They look like refugees from EmVee's site.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:20,
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EmVee is a VERY important and VERY successful filmmakerwhy you gotta bring him down?
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I heard he is pitching to direct the next transformers movie(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:31,
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I heard he wears ladies underwear. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:33,
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I heard he shoves a 1:50 scales model of Optimus Prime up his arse whilst wanking into a pile of soiled childrens' underware(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:35,
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morning nakers. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:36,
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I'll be honest nakers, not well. I've got a lot of paperwork to get through, and I think I might die.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:41,
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harshI fucking hate admin in all it's forms, I am also terrible at it
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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Harley Quinn, innit?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:18,
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Friday I had an amazing dinner out with Ladypig ,Saturday I worked, pretty standard Saturday night, worked last night, again pretty standard Sunday. Had a group dressed like those idiots out of TOWIE whooping and hollaring, took great pleasure in booting them out after one of them called the boy on the bar a cunt.
Then it was line clean. I didn't get home till 5am, and apparently pushed ladypig out if bed, and told her I couldn't sleep on the sofa as there wasn't enough petrol in the car. I think I'm still drunk.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:23,
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morning Montessori Boyce (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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He's 44 years old. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Awdd5M5lwcc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:35,
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I'm waiting in for a man to measure a room for carpetswhat have I become? Tomorrow I have to wait in for a plumber.
This week I will mostly be marking work and doing paperwork :(
Also; digital video editing is awesome, where has it been all my life? Last time I did editing was at uni and it was still analogue and a pain in the arse.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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If adult movies have taught me anything then you are in for an exciting week(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:41,
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oh really?I didn't know there was such a market for hassled lecturers poring over student sketchbooks
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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PUT THE OWL DOWN AND MOVE AWAY FROM THE AVIARY!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:48,
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you lolled to yourself as you wrote this didn't you?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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Maybe he likes the idea of an animal that can look you in the eye whist being done from behind?/frankie boyle
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i reckon i could go a stagyou could hold the antlers and get a shit-ton of traction on that
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we need a new thread'if you had to shag an animal, which animal would it be?'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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Don't think it matters as long as you have wellies and a handy cliff edge.(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)
so you're going with goat, then?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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McCartney is releasing a christmas songpretty glad I'm getting out of the country for christmas
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:47,
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although I guess that will leave you aloneon here christmas day
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:52,
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it'll be the best day Off Topic has ever seenalthough i'll probably pop back home during the xmas period
lol, blobbing
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do you just blob once a yeah, then?you need to talk to a doctor about that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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Morning Monts.I took the GF to see Skyfall for her birthday over the weekend and I too though it was rather good. I got all excited when the Aston appeared and they played the old bond theme, the rest was pretty decent too.
Alt:
This week will be quiet most likely, I have nothing planned, after a hectic 6 weeks and a never ending cold (also on it's way out finally) this will be welcome chance to catch up on bits and bots and generally kick back and relax.
bonus?: I was genuinely surprised he wasn't banged up already, didn't they nab him in Thailand ages back?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:51,
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yeah but see the thing isonce you've served your sentence right, get this, they LET YOU OUT
kerazy
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That doesn't sound right.Are you sure about this?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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All crimes should carry a "whole life trariff"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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well, yeah, but they were talking about executinging him,so surely he should still be inside????
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:09,
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I didn't know you knew George Formby /ac(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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were like this monys *crosses fingers*(
CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:09,
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This week should see the bulk of my kitchen done up hopefully, I can't wait, everyone will be like "OH GONZ, THAT IS A WONDERFUL UTILISATION OF THE SPACE AVAILABLE WITHIN THE BUDGET RANGE, ARE YOU AN INTERIOR DESIGNER?".I'm going to hold a swaray once its done, naturally you and lusty would have to come.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:56,
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That's nice, are you specifically inviting monty and lusty and ignoring the rest of usRIGHT IN OUR FACE?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 9:58,
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I'm afraid Gonz has sussed that Lusty and I are the only non-pricks on here.Sorry to be the etc.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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She's gonna love reading this on her next vanity search.Good luck x
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:04,
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Not while search is down :(Some of us have more interesting results than just "bent spastic" though, so who knows.
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I can't wait for search to be backso we can all be retrospectively offended by posts a month ago or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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I read that at the timeI'm totally over than
*sobs*
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:12,
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you really should stop raping windy pighe's got a girlfriend, and a pub
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in lieu of search i managed to use google to find an Aloti'm dead clever, me
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I get "Kroney is a prick" a lot.Quite a lot of the time it's CQ.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:09,
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I get a lot of'Cavy is sexy and amazing and brilliant and LARP is a cool and worthwhile way to spend your time'
but there again, I only role play doing the search
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:11,
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bollocks I hardly talk about you.when I vanity search before de-flouncing I did see you slagging me off a fair bit though. Although it was mostly dozer.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:13,
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Search has been down a long time.Pretty sure you haven't always been quiet about it. Who knows, maybe it was somebody else. I've been wrong before.
I quite possibly did. You were being a prick.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:15,
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this could be interestingas far as i'm concerned you're both pricks
i'd say CQ is a slightly bigger prick if i was pushed though
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Everybody on here is a prickit's really only the grade that's in question.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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my blood is in your veinsas sure as my semen drips from you ragged arsehole.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:00,
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Listen to Quint, CQ. Seriously.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:06,
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We all had a go at slagging you off after you flounced thoughIt was as though you'd never left really.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:20,
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oh, yeah and fair playsome kept it up longer than others though, which I took to mean they were more serious about it than others.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:44,
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No, I'm not ignoring the rest of you, just most of you. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:20,
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Sweetness is me weekeness man.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:20,
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And starred a disinterred Jimmy Saville(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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Friday night was a blur until I went to bed at 7am or so. Big mistake. Bought a James Bond mobile phone on Saturday.
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I suspected this was the case.(the first bit, not the phone bit)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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does it have a laser beam emitteror magnet for pulling down the zis on ladies dresses?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:04,
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Nah. I didn't buy one really. Just felt a bit left out of the Bond stories so I made it up. (, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)
it's invisible/obscure short story reference.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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I watched Prometheus and The Cabin in the Woodsthe former was a bit 'meh' with huge plotholes and a lot of people doing things that made no sense.
I thoroughly enjoyed the latter and would recommend it.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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Did you watch the extras? That goes some way to explaining some of it.
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Yeah. Cabin in the Woods. Aren't you supposed to be teaching Dogma to first years?
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I think you've confused me with a teacher.But since you didn't understand the Cabin in the Woods this isn't really that surprising. I think all that time you spend with Monty has caused his senility to rub off on you.
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Yeah. Monty. Aren't you supposed to be teaching Dogma to first years?
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The internet provided no extrasI also managed to break a glass while washing it and simultaneously stab, slice and gouge a chunk out of my finger. Fortunately there wasn't much blood in my alcoholstream at that point.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:24,
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Has he cut his finger open?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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He was whining about it last week.Something about being a massive finger spaz.
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I cut a massive chunk off, basically all the skin down the side of my finger tipit bled a lo and hurt a lot.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:31,
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I downloaded the Cabin in the woods but it's in a MKV file or some shit so won't play(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:19,
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Use goolge to search for K-Lite Codec pack.Download and install the mega pack and your problem is solved.
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This post appears to be written in Korean, but still i will try it thank you.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:24,
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Go here:codecguide.com/download_kl.htm
Download the "Mega" option.
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Don't get involved in trying to offer IT support to Nakers.Kroney tried it and it cost him his sanity and his girlfriend.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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Kroney's gonna help me remove a hard drive from a laptop and plug it into another laptop(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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I did that twice this weekendAlthough they were desktop hard drives.
I now have 3 TB of storage in my desktop computer
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Oh, wait i know this oneit's tuberculousis isn't it?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:33,
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I get the joy of sorting out a failed laptop hard drive this weekCan't wait(!)
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:45,
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Cheers Al, don't listen to the other wankers on here, you're alright by me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:28,
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This is kind of a backhanded compliment.Being considered "alright" by someone as shit as Nakers is surely an insult?
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Pfft.VLC Player is what I use for .mkvs, it's top banana.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:25,
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Am intending on watching Cabin In The Woods at some point this week(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:36,
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Do it, it's excellentPlay "spot the homage to other horror movies" in the cellar.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:46,
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It's like an episode of spaced.Monty would love its self referential humour.
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I detest knobbish 'spot the reference to other films' shit .The speciality of those 'Spaced' cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:48,
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I spent all Saturday in bed.Only getting up to urinate and get food. It was awesome. I finally got out of bed on Sunday morning at 10am. I am VERY proud of myself.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:08,
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are you going to getsome electric pants to avoid bed sores when they are commercially available?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:09,
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Echo and the Bunnymen'szzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:12,
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any hole's a goal(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:12,
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everybody seems to have been to a brazillian meat buffet but me :((
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:13,
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'brazillian meat buffet'(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:15,
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I've been to two now and both times didn't enjoy it as much as I thought I would(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:15,
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Nah, far from it actually.The nicest thing was a pork and black bean stew - worst: chicken hearts, possibly because they looked like when cat shit gets covered in litter.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:19,
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The best thing at nandos, of which is on a limited list of enjoyable things, is the chicken livers.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:22,
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The trouble with eating chicken heartsis, although they just taste of generic meat, you can't quite get over the fact that you're eating a heart. Maybe you have to be made of sterner stuff than I, but it always makes me get a bit nauseous.
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:22,
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So not only are you a frenchman, but you are a shit frenchman to boot.(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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I moved to the UK because I don't like recognising organs in my food.(
Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:25,
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you should have just skyved biology lessons(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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I ate lamb heart kebabs a few weeks ago and they were delicious.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:24,
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What were they like? I really wanna try that now, but I imagine they'd need to be prepaired properly.You soo need to invite me out to dinner somewhere special next week for my birthday in 2 day's time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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They were very similar to kidneys actually. General offal stylee.I'd invite you round mine but you wouldn't turn up.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:29,
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I totally suck at that, espesh over the last few months espesh.Totes gazomating
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:35,
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because the only prozzies who'll do itare pretty desperate for work
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:17,
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I've never in my life one such a thing eaither.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:21,
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They're pretty goodThe key is to not take too much when they come round - they'll try and give you multiple slices. Resist! There'll be another load of meat coming round in a couple of minutes, get fresh stuff.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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am I the only person who hasn't assumed that a brazilian buffet isn't a line up of shaved and dripping whores?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:31,
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That double negative makes my brain hurt(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:48,
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lol i just realised i still had a search box open at the top of my pagethe search criteria was 'rape'
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FFS I'm getting split ends in my fucking beard.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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Roll on the end of half term.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:29,
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i ran out of things
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1769302
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:30,
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It's where your hair, right, splits, OK, at, like, the ends?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:35,
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Poor Q, dumped and lonelyReduced to Googling rape for kicks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:38,
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i'm not dumped, i'm just reduced to fuckbuddy status and that's a win-win all roundit wasn't GOOGLE, it was a CTRL+F job
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but seriouslyhow can you even tell if a hair is split at the end? how does that work
are you a gay?
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Yes - shit, I mean 'NO WAY, FUCK OFF'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:42,
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I hate to split hairs but that should beYes. Shit, I mean, "NO WAY, FUCK OFF".
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I hate to split hairs but there should only be three exclamation marks in your post(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:49,
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Sorry if it seems like i'm splitting hairs but i'm not sure you can have exclamation marks without actually exclaiming something(, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:51,
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Start a new thread Kroney ffs(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:48,
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Do you remember when you first started using this accountand you used to pretend to make typos to annoy people? Old skool Q.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:51,
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i loved doing that, i miss proper quentini'm half the man i used to be, if you don't mind me splitting hairs
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I would, but I'm way too upset from people being mean to me up there ^:'(
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Kroney, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:51,
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Start a 'positive vibes' thread then.You can always delete it, if things get too mean.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:52,
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You disgusting Bender. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 10:49,
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its alright. I condition my moustache.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 29 Oct 2012, 11:06,
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