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So some people in New York will be without electricity for over a week.

What would you do if you didn't have electricity for a week?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:01, 172 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
HOW WILL I MAINTAIN MY ORC ARMY ON WoW?!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Go to another house/cafe?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
I'd hope I could still cook on a gas hob

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Thank God for gas heating/hob, and play a lot of (acoustic) guitar in the dark. Like an emo student prick.
And go to the pub a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I see no problems with this solution
Motion passed
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Is that your fourth one today?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Damn right
Shitting like a boss
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
What if the pub had no power
WHAT THEN!
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Beer pumps don't need electricity.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
circle wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:05, Reply)
Put the pub's windows in with a chair and rob the fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)

hair arburettor

adamantlols
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Don't you ever

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
This is nothing to be scared of

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Charming!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
That was in my brother's local in Kentish Town, fact fans

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)

e u
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Probably move back into my parents' house.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:06, Reply)
They moved and didn't tell you
Something about being fed up with that "fucking teepee" and "Giles Peterson calling at all hours
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:08, Reply)
As our resident vegetarian tree-fucker, do you not have organic free-range leccy?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Wind power.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:13, Reply)
that'll be all the lentils you eat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Your mum.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:07, Reply)
She's better in the dark

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
from behind

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:12, Reply)

's better glows red

+ from the friction
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Yeah baby!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
die

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:09, Reply)
+t

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I'd quote my favourite film lines, like this one from 'Police Academy 3':
'MAHONEYYYYYY!!!!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:15, Reply)
*transformers noise*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:16, Reply)
But which is your favourite swear in a film?
I like the one where the man says 'fuck' lol.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:18, Reply)
HAHAHAH YEAH!!!
Good old Vag.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I like to swear within a swear
You cunfuckt
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Which is your favourite 'MAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!' in a film?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:19, Reply)
I like 2

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:20, Reply)
MOVE IT MOVE IT

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
It's a toss up between the one in Police Academy 2, where he says 'MAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!'
Or the one in Police Academy 5, where he says 'MAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Controversial!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
*police sirens*
*racist comment*
*pulls seat out of car*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
They're both good really.
Also, I like the funny man what makes the funny noises and they sometimes sound like things.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:22, Reply)
It's worth looking up his Hendrix impression on YouTube actually, it's fucking excellent

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I like the one in cocoon

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
I prefer 'Three Men and a MAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!' myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I like the one in antiques roadshow.
MAHOGANYYYYYY
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I like that bent French one in the MkII Golf
'KRAHONEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
WTN

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I prefer MAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!! I Shrunk the Kids.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
I love that 'Jerry Maguire' one
where he goes 'show me the MAHONEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
racist

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
I like it that the woman is quiet a lot, but then she can shout really loud.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:23, Reply)
It's funny because you don't expect it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Dumb fat chiggaboo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Hey - Tangles has lost a lot of weight, that's not fair!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Did you want to as well?
Fatty
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)

Fatt MAHONE
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
That'll be the vegetariAIDS

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Not as strong as normal AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
smells worse though

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I'm going to come right out and say
Police Academy was shit.

Though Eighties Kim Catrell would have got a fingerbanging.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Her mole upsets me

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:34, Reply)
did it dig up your lawn?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)
try ultrasonic sound generators

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
'KRONEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
Porky's was one of the most important films of my teenage years.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I'd have a wank
then go to my mates house, he is a massive hippy twat and lives off the grid. He runs everything with wind turbines and solar panels and has a generator.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Ah, sweet sweet 'swamp thing' residuals

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
go somewhere that does

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I'd recommend a wank first

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I lived in a house that had no electircity for one day a week for 6 months.
The people I lived with and I would talk to each other. It passed the time quite nicely.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:36, Reply)
Sounds dreadful

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
Sound shitter than your lobster story.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
FFS there are fucking LOADS more like it :o(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Shut up Boyce.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:40, Reply)
hashtag well jell

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Did any of them have the surname 'Mahoney'?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)
No, but one of them has the Surname Cumming.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
CUMMMMMMIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:41, Reply)
People keep screaming at me :(

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)
What have I done to deserve this treatment?
I'm very sensitive, I may cry.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Stop being so moany, Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
Terrible bullying.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
Is this really you, Kroney?
Or some kind of phony Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
He seems thinner than usual, like some sort of bony Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
He's as thin as a flat screen TV - like a Sony Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
He should try to fatten himself up a bit - eat some baloney Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
he can pop down the shops on his pony, Kroney

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:55, Reply)
He should get himself over to New York to that Island where they have the famous fairground.
Is it Coney, Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Isn't that the place they do that amazing macaroni Kroney?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
This is somewhat repetitive
it's rather droney, Kroney.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:01, Reply)
I think we should talk about ex european leaders and their run ins with the law.
Fancy talking about Belesconi Kroney?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)
I wonder what his favourite CBeebies programme is.
Is it 'Show Me Show Me' Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:06, Reply)
Maybe he doesn't like posh girls
cos they're too Sloaney, Kroney?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
It's all rather groany, Kroney.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
No wonder he's all aloney Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
What did you do this time?

(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I don't know!
:/
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
A bunch of them have been deleted though, so that's ok.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYYY!!!!!!
Where did they all go?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
fake monty likes to delete, B3th needs to ban him

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
Is she ever going to get out of bed today?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:47, Reply)
She's got terrible stomach cramps
you leave her be.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
BLOBBBBBBYYYYY!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I'm sure Mr b3th is on hand with a hot water bottle and a family size bar of Dairy Milk

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Marianne Faithfullolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)

family regiment
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:56, Reply)
You look thirsty, mate.
Maybe you should have a Peroni, Kroney?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
Might make him a bit zoney.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
He might give a dog a boney.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
Straight into the yoni, Kroney

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
KRAHOOOONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Gerald was innocent, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
This must be how Nakers feels.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:57, Reply)
KRAHONEYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:58, Reply)
Oh and kickstarter has opened in the UK
I bet it's full of shit things.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:43, Reply)
I heard some cunt has asked for £10m pounds to start a urban mining business
WHAT A CLOT!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)
£7.2 and it's not Urban mining, it's landfill reclamation.
GOD GET YOUR FACTS STRAIGHT
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
maye you shouold ask for money to build your micro brewery?
seeing as you'll be made redundant next year
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
My redundancy would probably get me enough money to make a small brewery.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
It was well cool when they rode over cars and stuff.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:45, Reply)
hahaha great theme tune too

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:46, Reply)
brmm bmm bmm bmmm bmmm brmmmmmmm....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 14:48, Reply)
GAY!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:02, Reply)
GAHONEYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:03, Reply)
MA-HOMO!!!!!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
Boney was a warrior, way hey, hey.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:05, Reply)
"way ay ar" you divvy

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
Sorry, Jean Francois.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:13, Reply)
I hate this thread.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Not as much as everyone hates you.
French prick.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
that was mean :( I take it back.
You're not really French.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:12, Reply)
You is well a bitch and shit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
!

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
ZINGONEY!!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:16, Reply)
Your face does look a little stony, Kroney.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)
You look like you're sat on the throney, Kroney.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:14, Reply)
Totally boycotting pizza bash.
That'll fucking teach you.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:17, Reply)
Would it have been baked stoney, Kroney?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
It's called a Kroney stoney pepperoni

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
OK, WE HAVE A WINNER.
STOP THE CLOCK!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
*click*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
What was the christian name of that Blackburn chap, used to be on Radio One?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
John

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
Cheer yourself up with some music, perhaps some Joni, Kroney?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:15, Reply)
Eric Idle has rewritten the galaxy song
TOP NEWS THERE
(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Oct 2012, 15:11, Reply)

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